Where did tommy go during the bomb? Everywhere. he was a cripple and couldnt make it to the bomb shelter.

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A hooker walks into a bar. She orders a few drinks and leaves. She's a man.

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y r black people noses so big??? A= god had to hold tem somehere to spray paint them

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 encountered 7 in the Vietnam War where he killed 6's brothers, leaving him scarred. 6 has countless nightmares due to the numerous visions that reminisce that situation in great deal. Also, 7 had a big hook on his hand, which was very scary.

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had a good wank over anime yesterday xoxo dylan hodge

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3 guys get stuck in a island and find indians and the indians say the three guys have to stick 10 of the same fruits up there or they die. The first guy came back with oranges but stops at 3 then gets killed. the second had grapes and stop at 2 and gets killed. But in heaven the first guy ask why did you stop at 2 there grapes. the second guy said he saw the third with a pineapple.

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What is the difference between a Homosexual and a Heterosexual? They are both Black.

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Q~ What did the black man say to the priate when he pulled out a AK47? A~ "This is a gun. im going to kill you with it."

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Knock Knock Who's there? Xiao Kaan Xiao kaan who? Fu*k you ugly lauuhhh

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A Jew walks into a bar and says drinks are on me.

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wanna hear a joke? me niether.

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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What did the little boy do when he got his test grade? Cried, it was 0

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What's hotter than a woman who is face down and ass up? A woman who isn't tying her shoes.

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I'm a vegan thats why I am still a Virgin.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My farts stink, And so do you.

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i look around to find that my air head is missing, i then figure out that i had eaten it.

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A guy forgot his 20th wedding anniversary. His wife was really mad, and said that she better have something in the driveway that goes from 0 to 350 in 10 seconds, and he quickly pulled out an AK-47 and murdered her violently.

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Why was the minority sad? Because the police beat him and then he was raped in jail.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I would love you But you are too ugly and overweight

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Why did the Iraqi cross the road? Because he was hired by the CIA as an undercover operative to lead them to a highly dangerous target in the small town of Aziziyah and was leaving the area to avoid the impending Pavelow strike on the town center.

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what do you call a black person who flies a plane? a pilot, you racist

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Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy lost all his hair. Turns out he had brain cancer and died at age 30.

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why did the chicken cross the road because it wanted to get hit by a car

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