Why did Johnny disappear? He was sucked into a vacuum toilet on an air jet.

Why did the teacher's cat die? It had cat herpes and feline immunodeficiency virus

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A: Depends on how hard you throw them.

Why did the girl fall of her bike? Because she got hit by a fridge!

Roses are red,Here's something new ,violets are violets,not ******* blue

Do you want to hear a joke, Women's rights

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

How does Steven Hawkings refresh after a long day of work? F5

How do you make a person cry? Burn his family.

whats a bike and rhymes with mike?

Your momma's so stupid, she has a lower than average IQ!

Knock Knock! Who's there? Dog Dog wh- wait how did you knock? *mindblown*

too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

Why did Lil' Susie leave her blue rain boots at home? Because she had stumps for legs. To attempt to wear them would only hurt her emotionally.

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a cat gets mauled by a dog. it died later that day

how do u get a bonar? u look at your mum!!

A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink then walks out of the bar ...

Why did the little boy throw rocks at his sister? ...Because she has cancer.

how do you confuse a blonde? ask if she wants a cake...then rape her

Why did the man commit suicide? He was depressed.

Why did the cat cross the road? he wanted to be a docter.

once upon a time there was a chicken, it crossed a road however unlikely this chicken has become famed for its crossing and will be hailed for eternity. through the chickens actions thus the first anti joke was born

Why didn't Billy's parents get him any birthday presents? Billy was an accident.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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