How did the Cuban get into Florida? Well he got his passport and other papers, flew in, then went to Customs.

whats funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff cathcing him at the bottom with a pitch fork

A black person and a white person decide to have a race. Who won? The white person Don't be a racist.

Yo momma is so fat that she is in the guinness records

What do you call a Mexican who steals cars? John Doe, until he's been identified.

"knock knock" "who's there" *no answer* Opens door to find dead wife lying on doorstep with 'lol' stamped on forehead

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was food on the other side

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i thought violets were violet. hmph.

Want to hear a joke? Obama

A: Where does a cow go on the weekends? B: To the mooooovies? A: No, to the slaughterhouse.

Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? So nobody finds he's been fucking hens.

What did I say to the joke? What? Correct.

Adam eats ginger nuts the fookin chicken

Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

What's smelly and Dirty? Someone who hasn't shower in a reasonably long time.

Why the african children was sad? - Because an octopus bite his arm

Why did the lion get lost? Because the jungle is massive

what do you get when you you put a knife in a head? a dead body

why does the room smell bad? because there's a dead body under the bed

hi penis ham telephone

Two guys fight over a girl. The girl gets up from under them.

Go away still nothing to see

Whatever tomorrow brings, I'll be there. Just kidding because today brought terminal cancer.

knock knock who's there? me josh! come in.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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