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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the jew shaking hands with a nazi? they realized their differences and were bonding.

A. Why did the boy cross the road? B. Why? A. I don't know! That's why I'm asking you.

How do you remind your kids of family? You brand them with the family crest.

Cyrus: Can you dig it?! Phil: I can feel it calling in the air tonite……..oh lord

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because death was certain if it didn't.

A white man walked into a bar, and an indian walked into a totem pole...

Why was the little girl sad? She had a grown man sexually assault her.

Why did Winston Churchill cross the road? Grave robbery has become a huge problem lately in the United Kingdom.

Why are many frogs green? Because yes they are.

A 16 year old boy and girl have unprotected sex. The girl becomes pregnant and decides to keep the baby. They both drop out of high school, get lots of government cheese, and the boy holds a steady job as manager at the local mcdonalds for the rest of his life.

Wanna hear a joke about my penis? Oh wait I shouldn't tell you, it's too long

What happened when the lawyer went surfing? A shark came up and tore his leg off.

Why was the new born on the orphanage's doorstep? He was an accident.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from a Black family reunion.

What? I didn't say anything. Yes you did.

I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

What do you call a gay dinosaur? Megasoreass What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Lickalottapuss What dou you call a gay dinosaurs dog? Megasoreass Rex

Why was the Muslim crying? Because his brother got hit by a bus.

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint.

what has 2 legs and bleeds? Half a dog.

How do you knock a cat out of a tree? If that doesn't work, use a lethal BB gun

We started this thing together, I do not get it, he is like you said, just a little nerd...

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