- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a baby to stop crying Cut its head off

What's worse then AIDS? Chad Wolbert

A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

womens rights

what's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? when you slap a mosquito it stops sucking:)

What's the difference between jumping off of a 2 story building and a 20 story building? You're more likely to die from the latter.

Q: What do you call a stop sign in the winter? A: A stop sign in the winter.

I guess calling you dear was a bit overboard for you huh? Well, just promise me you will get whatever help you need if you get ill.

How did the hairless cat braid its hair? It didn't, it was hairless. Also, cats do not have opposable thumbs.

Whats the same between a baby and pizza? their both edible

What do you call a cow who can't produce milk? Utter failure.

Why did the midget fall from a tall building? Because somebody pushed him.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your penis.

Why did the kid jump? He didn't.

What's faster than a Mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

Why was the gay man gay? Because he likes touching other guys penises

So a horse walks into a barn.

your momma's so fat that we are all seriously concerned for her health.

so today, i was walking along, and i noticed that it was sunny outside.

A man walks into his cubicle and sits down. After a long day of work, he goes home and happens to die whilst eating dinner.

A girl asks a Croatian bartender for a beer, the bartender replies, 'There is no beer in this bar.'

What happened to the lady? She queefed.

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: Immobile.

A black man logs on to facebook. He checks his news feed then logs off

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