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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the cat say to the towel? Meow.

Person1: Man I had the worst day ever. Person2: Worser than the holocaust.

-Knock! Knock! -Who's there? -Bob. Is Brian's here? -Wrong adress. Brian's home is the first one at your right. -Oh sorry. Have a nice day.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen Property.

There was a cat and a copy cat. the regular cat jumped off a cliff. How many cats are left? 2 Cats have 9 lives!!!

Have you heard of the dog that sounds like Megan fox? No Oh, well ummm apperantally there's this ummm dog that sounds like Megan fox. So ummm yeah. Pretty interesting stuff

What did the lawyer name his daughter? Amanda.

Why did the boys shout ZACHATTACK? Because zach was attacking

Why doesn't Susie have a bike? She has no arms. Who pushed Johnny off a cliff? Definitely not Susie.

Four black guys have a picnic. One of them pulls out a bag of KFC. Another pulls out some Kool Aid. The third pulls out a watermelon. The fourth pulls out a box of cookies you racist prick

why did the cow cross the road because pigs were not flying i had to write it hurts

that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

Why did the clown have a heart attack? He had long term heart problems.

How do you kill a dwarf? You put rope around his neck and attach the other end to a concrete slab. Proceed to then through him in the ocean.

Yo mamas so fat she hates her life and the example she sets for her children.

why does david stutter during meetings. because he smiles till his cheeks hurt

Boy: Will you go out with me? Girl: No. Boy: Why? Girl: Because I don't want to.

Q: Why does the chicken cross the road? A: To get hit by a redneck.

What's the difference between a Pile of Dead Babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamboghini in my garage

Knock knock. Who's there? Josh. Lettuce who? I didn't say "lettuce"... I said Josh.

dyslexia is like gingervitus except they are exactly alike in possible little ways with gigantic raging boners CC

Why did the blond fail her Calculus test? She had a Biology test on the same day, and being that she is a bio major she felt it would be to her interest to put more emphasis on the bio test because she is only taking cal as an advanced elective credit, which would not effect her major GPA.

Where would it be hard to find handicapped parking? At the paralympics.

What do you call the man with no arms or legs, swimming in the bay? Bob.

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