why was the blond so easy,because ALL blonds are whores.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Oh shit my gardens on fire

Why did the prestigious college accept the Native American student? Trick question, Native Americans don't exist anymore.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

Why did Little Suzy get hit by a truck? Well the real question is, "Why was Little Suzy in the road," so why was she? Because she felt like it.

What do you call Charlie Sheen when he's on drugs? Charlie Sheen.

Do you smell that? Sex and candy?

There's two blondes a black man and a camera man...

whats the similarities between an xbox and michael jackson? there both made of plastic and they both get turned on by children

Q-if you are what you eat ,does that make you cannibal? A- yes

Why was the black man running down the street with a suitcase? He was late for work.

Whats black and white and red all over? A dead zebra

if you're jesus and you know it, clap your hands

Q. What did the mockingbird say to the blue jay? A. I mock you by mocking you

How many baby can u fit in a cup? A: it depends how strong ur blender is How do you get them out? A: tortilla chips

Why did the Mexican fall off of a cliff? He lost is ballence.

69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He is promptly arrested for sexual harassment.

What do you call a fast black man with big muscles? A good source of minorities evolving.

There was once a little boy who started feeling sick. His mother gave him some soup. He died anyway.

if i get 1,000 likes ill kill your hole family

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs water skiing? An anchor

Q: What did the ant say to the bush? A: Ernest Borgnine

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