- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your momma's so fat: She regrets not making the most of her youth whilst she was still attractive.

How many men does it take to change a light bulb? None, there is nothing wrong with the light bulb.

What did the mother say to her color blind son when he was about to take his first car ride alone after he got his license? Good luck

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what did a poor guys get for christmast ? brain tumor.

Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says: "Man it's hot in here!" The other muffin looks over and says "Holy cow a talking muffin!"

My house is on fire I'll probably die posting this joke

"knock knock" "who's there" "Chuck" "Get out of here Chuck I hate you!"

Two Mexicans are at the border and want to cross it. How do they cross it? Illegally

Two muffins are in an oven. They say absolutely nothing because they're muffins and not sentient.

A baby seal walks into a club. It is eventually beaten to death and eaten.

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Hey man, you the tall one! Yes? Do you understand me? No. But you do overstand me right? Yeah, I overstand most people.

what do you call an animal thats black and white and red all over? an elephant

What did the black man get for christmas? A present.

why doesnt john lipka have a job? because the unemployment rate is high these days.

Q: How do you make an onion cry? A: You can't, it's an onion.

Why did the chicken cross the road? That is none of your concern as it invades his freedom of privacy.

How do you stop the London riots? - You employ a a highly effective police tactic to diffuse the crisis as quickly as possible.

A man walks into a bar the bartender looks at the man and says "Hey son you wanna make one hundred bucks?" the man looks at the bartender and says "Im not your son."

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