Why are asians bad drivers? Driving schools in asia are severely less developed and therefore produce less experienced and skillful drivers. They also have asian eyes (:

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding 2 worms in your apple

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Why did the cow say moo? Cows can't say anything they actually make noises that humans interpreted as "moo"

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How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

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Me: Knock Knock Mom: Who's there? Me: Jason Mom: Jason who Jason: HOW COULD YOU FORGET ME I CAN'T BELRIVE YOUR ALZHEIMER'S HAS GOTTEN THAT BAD! WHY DOES THIS HAPPEN TO ME BWAAA! *Jason sadly died short after from a bus hitting him*

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ERROR 3045: This joke has gone bankrupt and Is laying in the hospital//:: THE CAUSE: OBAMA CARE

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An Asian walks into a bar with his girlfriend He proceeds to buy himself and her food Pays Then leaves

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Two kids are playing basketball. One says to the other, "FAILMUFFIN!" The basketball flies out of bounds.

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A black guy, a Mexican, an Arab and a white guy walk into a room and embrace cultural diversity.

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two men write a poem one says quack the other says woof what is the middle of the number witch is amazing because who ever is reading this you are beautiful and have chucken food ion your cheek bone connected to the knee cap indeed i shall write on to you guys saying how lovley it is TO MAKE FIRENDS WITH CHICKENS

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Why was the dentist sent to jail? Because he committed a crime.

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Why does Joel's breathe smell?

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A young boy trips and severly cuts his knee while running down his neighborhood street. He is promptly brought to the hospital to avoid receiving any serious infection.

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What did the Macedonian guy say to the Croatian guy? Both of our countries are from the former Yugoslavia.

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what do you do after throwing a water bottle in the trash? Hug a tree

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A man walks into a doctor's office and says "Doctor, it hurts when I poke my leg like this!" The doctor replies "That because there's a knife in your hand."

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Roses are red Violets are purple. I just realized that nothing rhymes with "Purple".

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did you hear about the dyslexic journalist? he employed an assistant to double check his work. They worked really well together.

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Everyone believes in something. If you believe "you'll have another drink," you may be an alcoholic.

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whats short blonde and speaks spanish? my spanish teacher Mrs. Inman

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What did the Asian say to his racist friend? You're racist

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What did Batman say to Robin to get in the car? Get in the car.

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Ok so a black guy is packing his bags for college and then......... wait a minute?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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