- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the African boy die? He was denied any antibiotics to heal his severe case of mono and AIDS, and was living on dirty water and dirt.

What did the Insomniac, Dyslexic Priest do? He stayed up all night wondering if there really is a Dog.

why did the cow cross the road because pigs were not flying i had to write it hurts

Why did the director call cut? Because he was shot dead by Nazis.

Why did Susie fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Susie.

i saw amango it splootered

Why did the blonde walk into the bar? To get a beer.

Why did the elephant get on the roof? To jump in the pool.

No it doesnt..

So a guy gets drunk and walks into a gay bar by accident He then yells I LOVE PENIS!!!!! everyone yells oh yeaaaaaaaaaa

What is black and white and has 4 wheels? A zebra, I lied about the wheels

What did the surgeon say to the patient? Nothing. The patient died on the table.

What do you call a man with no legs? A leg-less man.

What's brown and smells like shit? Brown colour. I'm synesthetic.

why did the chicken cross the road it didn't it got hit y a car

Why doesn't Billy like his new step-dad? He's secretly a murderer and only Billy knows, he wants to tell the police but hes afraid to.

Why did the man fart? He didn't. Stop being so dirty-minded.

A bunch of nuns were riding a three-seat bicycle. The seats were comfy and no one complained.

What do you call a black man with big cuts on his arms? You call an ambulance to help him!

What did the cop say to the speeding black man? "Can I see your license and registration?"

what has 2 legs and no eyes? A decapitated cat with only its lower half remaining

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because grass don't eat meat.

Why aren't there Olympics in Mexico? Idk Because everyone that can run jump or swim are already across the boarder.

:)Knock Knock :(Whose's there? :)None ya :(None ya who? :)None ya dam business.

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