Why doesn't superman eat peanuts? Because he doesn't like them.

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Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your pear.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, It's not my fault, I found you in a zoo!

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What color do you wear if you're in the NAVY? Beige, white, sometimes camouflage - really, it depends on your rank and the situation.

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A man walks into a bar. Another man becomes the Limbo State Champion.

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So a man walks into a bar. Unfortunately, he had brittle bone disease, cracked open his skull and bled to death on the pavement.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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Why are black people black? Because they're clearly not white.

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Why was Sally sad? She was the only survivor of a plane crash that killed her entire family.

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If life throws you lemons, get under some shelter so you don't get pelted by flying fruit and worry about making lemonade later.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it died. Q: Why did the dog fall out of the tree? A: Because it was tied to the monkey.

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why did the chicken cross the road ? how else is he going to get to the other side

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A cat walks into a bar. She belongs to the owner, so he gives her a saucer of milk.

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An American, a German, and a Mexican walk quickly into a room. They were late for a work meeting.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy.

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- I was at my house last night - I was at your MOM'S house last night... I'm her neighbor, she was having trouble with her plumbing and I thought i should help out

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A bar walks into a man. No, firstly it wasn't a man and secondly the bar didn't walk in. The pedophile just slid it in and sodomized the poor boy.

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WHAT HAS MAN BOOBS THE SIXE OF JUPITER BOMBER NEVILLE

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Two black men walk past a white man who recently hung himself from a tree. Oh the racist irony.

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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? alot of things, worms don't taste that bad.

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A barman walks into a bar. He works there.

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Why didnt the boy finish the race? Becuase he stepped on a land mine.

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Why did the sperm cross the road? It didn't, as sperm cells have tails not legs, and are therefore incapable of crossing roads.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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