- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three bitches walk into a bar, and die

Rap. Skate. Smoke.

To mama's so fat when she went to Dairy Queen she Ordered a blizzard.

A bunch of teens were egging the house of their science teacher for giving them homework over break. They got caught by their teacher's ex-husband and he told them, "She broke up with me for telling her she was being too hard on her students. So, my friends, egg on!!!!!"

Q: What does a bunny and a plum have in common? A: They're both purple except the bunny.

It's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits.

What did the black man say to the white man? "Hi"

Why can't Osama bin Laden make anymore terrorist attacks? He's dead.

A man gets a paternity test. It's better than beating his wife senseless due to his own insecurity.

every man comes from between a women's legs for the rest of their lives they try to get back in

Q. What do you call a blonde in a library? A. Lost.

Justin Bieber's voice sounds like Michael J. Fox playing a theramin.

What do you call a Mexican hot dog? Lunch.

A man walks into a boar. The tusked beast accepts his apology.

Why did'nt the puppy eat it's food? Because it was made up of little bits and peices of it's family.

what did katness save her Life? because peter hates her and katness is peaches and peter dies in the titanic because it is gay shut up becky

What did the cow say to the chicken? - Muuuuhhhhhhhhh!

My cake is yummy, It's icing is blue. It will always be mine, Come close and I'll punch you. So stay away from it And you will be safe, But if you dont listen, Prepare ice for your face!

im passing this on from a friend: 2 blondes walk into a building, you think one woulda saw it,

Hey, you are competitive, but let me have the last word here and you will like it. If you keep poking your nose constantly, the effect will actually overlap, making it stronger and stronger, by all means though, make sure you keep some nose working alright?

Why didn't Suzie answer her mother? Suzie has a serious condition where she is mute and also severely deaf.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot. You racist.

what is your moms favorite website? Wait did I say mom. Oh I'm not very sorry.

what would u di if u were having anal sex with a black guy and his dick was soooo bi that ir rippped ur asshole? staple it back together

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