Why is the man's nose bleeding? Because I punched him in the nose. He looked at me funny.

thumb_up thumb_down +4

Nancy Kerrigan walks into a club

thumb_up thumb_down +4

What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew?

thumb_up thumb_down +4

T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 1: Who is it? ...... *next house* T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 2: Who is it? ...... *next house* T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 3: Come in.

thumb_up thumb_down +4

Why don't women have breasts? Because they have dandruff. Get it? Hint: "dandruff" = "dan druff"

thumb_up thumb_down +4

why'd the chicken cross the road It didn't, it was safely placed inside a chook house

thumb_up thumb_down +4

A guy walks into a bar and orders a glass of water. A few seconds later he drinks the water.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

How do you confuse a blonde? Inform her that she is an illegitimate child resulting from a vicious, torturous rape and that her mother will never truly love her.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

The first cow: are you worried about mad cow disease? the second cow: no, im a helicopter

thumb_up thumb_down +2

what does a buttler put in a closet ? stuff.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

roses are red violets are blue the sugar bowls empty so is your head

thumb_up thumb_down +2

Roses are red Grass is green Get in the van If you know what I mean

thumb_up thumb_down +2

A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who is driving? They take turns due to the fact it is a long trip.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

What is red and smells like brown feces? Bloody feces

thumb_up thumb_down +2

A gorilla walks into a bar and orders a banana martini. The bartender thinks this is quite strange, but then realizes he is dreaming. He awakes and tells his wife about it. His wife tells him to go to sleep. The bartender is now sad because he realizes his marriage is in shambles

thumb_up thumb_down +2

Why couldnt rex bark??? because he was a fish!

thumb_up thumb_down +2

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven is a serial rapist and has been harrassing six for months.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

What did the fat man do? He fell over...

thumb_up thumb_down +2

anti jokes are really funny

thumb_up thumb_down +2

What's worse than Bogans? Boat people.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

What did the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing. Jewish people celebrate Hanukkah

thumb_up thumb_down +2

A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

thumb_up thumb_down +2

Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

thumb_up thumb_down +2

A bartender walks into a bar. About 8 hours later, he goes home.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops