- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Oh, I thought you could tell me. I will ask someone else. See you later.

Why couldn't the journal cross the street? Because there was a red light.

Why did The white man loose his black friend? Because he ran away.

A sad guy walks in to a bar and the bartender asks, what's the matter? The guy responds, I just found out i'm deaf

What do you get when you breed a dog and a cat together? A call from the RSPCA.

If Santa and a Blonde woman jump off a building who hits the ground 1st? They both do due to Galileo's discovery of two objects with different masses but similar densities hit the ground at the same time.

I want some pudding. but I didn't have my meat. how can I have pudding?

How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? Well none today because today is Saturday... maybe tomorrow

What did the chicken say when it layed the square egg? Ouch.

How old was the baby when it took its first steps? That question is impossible to answer due to the fact the parents had an abortion and the fetus remained unborn.

What did one skeleton say to the other? Nothing... Skeletons don't have vocal cords

A japanese man enters a Honda dealership and is approached by an eager salesman. The salesman shows him a few models and then asks him curiously "What do they call Honda in Japan?" The japanese man answered "Honda"

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.

My dog poops u pick it up if i poop ill say f@#% you eat it DumbS%^&

how do i know if my husband is cheating? beat him until he tells you

If there's something strange in you neighbourhood, who you gonna call? my mate Jonno who has a gun.

what did the chickpea say to the raison when he got called big but? Atleast i dont have a stick up my but.

Why don't some black men have jobs? Because they won't work

Sure, I was not born yesterday, sounds serious, what is it?

Why did the little boy die? His mother got an abortion...

Wanna hear a dirty joke? The pig rolled in the mud!

dont be races! be like mario he is a italian plumer , he works for a white princess , catches coins like a jewish guy and he jumps like a black guy.

One day there was 2 black guys in hoodys with knives in there hand. They tapped me on the shoulder and took my groceries. They then made me a jam sandwich and went on there way

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