Why didn't the boy want to go to school? Because it was 3am.

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deez nuts

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Why did a white man get kicked out of the Olympics 2012¿ Because he did not have down syndrome

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What is black and white and red all over? A pile of dead, bleeding, mixed race babies.

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A kid who lost parents is called an orphan and a wife who lost her husband is called a widow. What do you call parents who lost their child? Free on the Weekends.

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How old was the baby when it took its first steps? That question is impossible to answer due to the fact the parents had an abortion and the fetus remained unborn.

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Actually it was me Josh brown

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How do you drown a black? - pop their lips

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why is the sky blue? because your mother blocked your computer to meatspin.com

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*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word*

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What's white and sticky.... Jizz

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Why did the white girl become a lesbian? Because she was raped and had no more trust in the male gender.

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Q: knok knok A: Im home

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What's worse than dieing? Not much.

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why did I fall off a tree? cause i wanna to

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If there's something strange in you neighbourhood, who you gonna call? my mate Jonno who has a gun.

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What did the pencil say to the other pencil? Nothing, pencils do not have the ability to speak as they are an object.

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When Harry met Sally, she slapped him twice without reason, walked away and kept on with her day.

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roses are red violets are blue heres the oven now where the **** is the jew

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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What happened to your face It got hit by a bus By cheyenne

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"Do you like pie?" "No." "Do you like blueberries?" "No." "I have something you won't like." "Is it a blueberry pie?" "No, I shagged your wife last night".

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A midget, a nun, and a kangaroo walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

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A guy walks into a bar. The second guy ducks.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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