Q: How do you stop a black man from drowning? A: Quit peeing in his mouth.

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Eric is gay Ha

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette? I DON'T have a Corvette in my garage.

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Your mother is so fat. We are all extremely concerned for her health.

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Why is nate asian? no one knows neither of his parents appear to be of asian desent

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Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, So what is the colour violet for?

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what did the thief say to the man that lost his car? i stole your car.

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God saw himself. Finally, proof.

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What is black and white and red all over? Interracial sex partners with smallpox.

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How do you drown a blonde? hold her head down until she stops breathing

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what's the difference between a virginia, and steve keen? a virginia is,nt a knob

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Who the hell is Femi Otedola?

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Why did the mailman die? Because everybody dies.

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Q: What do you call a vacuum that doesn't suck stuff up? A: A broken vacuum.

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what happens if you drop a spoon? it sounds a lot, and it's annoying

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What do you call it wen black people are sky diving? ...Night

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

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Your mom is so fat her daily calorie intake is dangerously above the recommended 2000 per day.

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Why did the prestigious college accept the Native American student? Trick question, Native Americans don't exist anymore.

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What do you call a black man driving a plane? You don't call it anything. You don't drive a plane you fly it.

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why is cancer a big thing because its bad

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A boy is diagnosed with terminal cancer. His family prays for him and he still dies.

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a man about 65 years old is tired with his life. he begins to realize that it is meaningless to him. whil on his way to commit suicide, he comes across a man with a magicul offer. the magical man is offering to grant him the power to fly. although, the magical man wants something in return. the 65 year old man, says to himself, "i have nothing to lose". so he gives the magical man all his money and possesions he has with him. with a flick of his wrist, the magical man says, "ok, you have now been granted the power to fly". the 65 year old man, overjoyed of how he has the ability to fly runs to the nearest cliff and jumps. too bad the magical man was really male prostitute broke out of money and tricked the 65 year old man into beleiving that he had magical powers to grant him the power to fly. the 65 yeard old man died from impact and the male prostitute walked away with a wallet full of money.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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