Q: What's black, white, and red all over? A: A horribly maimed zebra.

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What does the homosexual arab who plays football who has a best friend called Dave enjoy doing? Playing football.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

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Yo' mama's so poor that she can't afford many of the privileges of everyday life.

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Why couldn't the morbidly obese man get on a cruise ship? He didn't have a ticket.

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How did the Muslim pilot die? He had a fatal heart attack while flying over the Atlantic and as a result the 300 passengers died by drowning.

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A Higgs Boson walks into a church, and the priest says, "We don't allow Higgs Boson's in here," and the Higgs Boson says, "But I thought Christianity promised acceptance to everyone who believes."

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Why did the road cross the chicken? Well, according to Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, if you and the chicken were to cross the road simultaneously, your perspective, relative to the chicken, would remain unchanged. Therefore, the road would appear to move underneath the chicken, which would seem to be performing some style of polka dance.

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Hey I just met you you are a sneaker smell my gym socks and then pick oot throughyour nose

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Why did the girl commit suicide? She got raped

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?! No one... pineapples float.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and an orange? One is a deceased human infant and the other is a delicious citrus fruit.

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A Jew walks into a bar, he buys it.

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Why did the Squirrel swim across the river upside down? To keep its nuts dry.

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a guy walks in to a bar in iraq. 10 people died because of it

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Why was the man walking down the street late at night? Because he's homeless and has nowhere to stay.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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Why Cant michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he is dying of Parkinson's disease.

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rozes r read violots r bue i cannt soell causse ima bliend

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Knock Knock Who's There? Im Black Im Black Who Open The Door Now Pancakes Granted

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Waseem is a hard worker.

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

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What's the difference between a cat and a banana? One is a cat, the other is a banana.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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