- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two friends are arguing over who is the best pie maker. '' I've made pumpkin, apple, peach, cherry, blueberry, and sweet potato!" " Yeah well I've made all of those AND pecan!'' ''Yeah well have you ever made boysenberry pie?!" "No! What the hell!" in a calm tone " Yeah, me neither."

How does a black man laugh? He schuckles

When did the War of 1812 begin? 1963.

One time I said to my friend, "There are too many black people in this country." I forgot he was black.

there are three women witch one is married? the one with the ring on its finger

What do you get when you cross a rhino and a whale? Comment your answer:

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I am a dog.

Thats the magic of Moral Man, I do not make people my bitches, they curl up and do it all for me. Moral: HEEEEEY BITCHEEEEEES! WAZZAAAAP!

Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh hey Banana what's up? Nothing much. You? Oh nothing, I was just talking to Apple here. Oh hey Apple. Hey.

Why did the blonde go to the post office? Because she received a phone call from them indicating that there was a package for her.

Whats so funny about the women bringing fast food home for her family? Nothing shes a single mother who does'nt have time to make food between her two jobs.

Q: Why are pine trees green? A: Because of the green pigments in the leaves known as chlorophyll which are used to capture sunlight.

How many pairs of underwear do I own? Seventy-nine.

Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust

"Wise old man, what is the meaning of life?" "I don't know why do people think old people are so wise these days?"

Did you hear the one about the guy who couldnt find his shoes? No? ok ill talk to someone who will get the reference

What do Jay Williams, Lebron James, Candace Parker and Maya Moore have in common? They were all winners of the Morgan Wootten Player of the Year Award.

how do u stop a cat from peeing on the floor? Kill it... haha

A man is a joke for making a joke on antijoke

What did the home-less man eat for dinner last night? Nothing.

Whats long, green and falls out of trees? A canoe. Why did the old man fall out of the tree? He was in the canoe.

Why was the woman on video chat? She was videochatting with her husband, he was out of town.

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Two friends are arguing over who is the best pie maker. '' I've made pumpkin, apple, peach, cherry, blueberry, and sweet potato!" " Yeah well I've made all of those AND pecan!'' ''Yeah well have you ever made boysenberry pie?!" "No! What the hell!" *in a calm tone* " Yeah, me neither."