what happens when you throw a green rock into a yellow pond. it makes a spash.

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hey i just met you and this is c r a z y , but im a pirate so call me matey ;)

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What do you call a Welshman with a stick up his arse? A very odd man

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What is Arnold Schwarzenegger's favorite lollipop? Choppa Chups.

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What do you get for the man that has everything already? Another one.

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Where did Susie go after the explosion? I don't know: she was nowhere near the explosion at the time that it happened. She probably got up to use the bathroom.

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There was a blonde, brunette, and a redhead. They are spending a relaxing afternoon together as a result of being restricted to their heavy therapeutic sessions which they are constantly in need of because all three have been diagnosed with clinic depression since everyone jokes about them so much and in conclusion, they don't see each other very often.

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What did the fish say to the octopus? nothing... fish cant talk.

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Mary had a little lamb, The nurse and midwife fainted. Because last year she met a ram, And they got too acquainted.

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Why the girl have a crooked leg? Her grandma thought that she was a pretzel and while the girl was sleeping the grandma tried to bend the girls leg into a pretzel shape

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Why does Ray Charles always smile? Because he doesn't know he's black.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He got hit in the head with a brick.

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Q. How did the man with no legs get to places? A. He didn't, he died at his house alone

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A man in a wheelchair walks into a bar... ...wait a second.

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Q. why did the chicken cross the road A. damn it this joke is a million years old shut up

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How do you kill a blond? Shoot her in the face.

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what's wose than finding a holocaust in your anti-joke? the potential offspring of courtney love and al gore

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you will like this because i am black.

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Roses are red violets are blue shes for me not for u if by chance u talk my place ill grab my fist and smah your face

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What could be happier than a fat guy eating 20 pies? The guy he bought it from!

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A man walks into a bar he said oww when did this metel bar get here

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Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

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This is a joke.

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Why did the black guy cross the road? He didn't because he forgot to precede crossing the busy street with caution; therefore he was critically injured and then placed in a hospital.

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