If there's something strange in you neighbourhood, who you gonna call? my mate Jonno who has a gun.

Whats long, green and falls out of trees? A canoe. Why did the old man fall out of the tree? He was in the canoe.

Why was the woman on video chat? She was videochatting with her husband, he was out of town.

Did you hear the one about the guy who couldnt find his shoes? No? ok ill talk to someone who will get the reference

How many pairs of underwear do I own? Seventy-nine.

Cheese

A man is a joke for making a joke on antijoke

Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust

What do Jay Williams, Lebron James, Candace Parker and Maya Moore have in common? They were all winners of the Morgan Wootten Player of the Year Award.

What did the home-less man eat for dinner last night? Nothing.

"Wise old man, what is the meaning of life?" "I don't know why do people think old people are so wise these days?"

THER ONCE WAS A jueny WITH A TEN FOOT WENNY AND HE WENT TO SHOW IT TO THE LADY NEXT DOOR SHE THOUGHT IT WAS A SNKE SO SHE HIT IT WITH A RAKE AND NOW ITS ONLY FIVE FOOT FOUR!

Why couldn't the woman give her sister a present? Because she just got eaten by zombies.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 had paranoia.

A man walked into a bar. He got drunk and left.

i quit soccer because science happened and then i forgot how to screw in a lightbulb

A guy dared his friend to jump off a bridge for 10 bucks. His friend, fearing for his life did not jump.

What is funny about civil and women's rights? Nothing, they are very serious matters.

Smoke Day, Every Weed.

How do you get a blonde's number? You ask her, but she probably won't give it to a loser like you.

Why'd the blonde jump out the window? To kill herself

What do you call a black women serving 60 years in prison? A prisoner.

Whats big, round and orange? A big round orange

that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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