What do Chinese kids have that African kids dont? Chinese citizenship and at least one Chinese parent.

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The global news

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Why wasn't 7 afraid of 6? Numbers are numbers and therefore incapable of feeling any emotion.

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whats worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

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HAVE A GOOD DAY. DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO.

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Hook a finger from each hand in your mouth, now pull so your lips are tight and try to say "I was born on a pirate ship" I'm sorry, I can hardly understand you.

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What did Marshawn Lynch say? Yeah

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rozes r read violots r bue i cannt soell causse ima bliend

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Penis knuckle.

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The last person on Earth is sitting home alone when suddenly there is a knock at the door. Knock knock Who's there? *silence* Damn this joke got creepy...

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How many TV shows are there? A lot.

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A black and a white man walk into a grocery store the black man buys fried chicken and the white man buys vegtables. The men both have different opions and enjoy different food groups.

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My three children are three big mistakes.

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What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam...

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Men's rights

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A man with his masters degree, has a great job, and gets good money. Has a wife and kids. He is very successful.

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Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he is quite wealthy.

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how do u wake up lady gaga? poke her face

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible to try out for his school's football team. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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What the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

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What do you call a deer with only one leg? A one legged deer. What do you call a deer with one leg, one eye and lives in Rome? Still a one legged deer.

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My dad weights 350 lbs. He decided to switch to diet soda.

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Three Arabian men are on a plane, they stand up, and shout BOMB, BOMB, BOMB! All three have Tourettes.

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what did the first fire hi-grin say to the second fire hi-grin nothing they can talk it what just really awkward.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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