- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Question: What do you call a Black person who cooks food at a fried chicken restaurant? Answer: A chef

Why did the chicken cross the road ( The chicken says) I dream of a world where a chicken can cross the road without having morals questioned.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue Wait Arent Violets purple?

What did Nick Comado say to the black person? Hello I live at 317 North 12th Street, Beech Grove, Indiana, USA. PLEASE come murder me and my family

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have chlamydia, and now so do you!

Is your refrigerator running? I heard there was a power outage in your area.

Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles their balls.

did u ever hear a bird joke "no" hawkword

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the dead one.

why did Lucy fall down? she got hit with a hammer

A man goes to a gas station to pump gas in his car. After about 7 minutes, he leaves.

So three ants are in a straight line. The first ant said there's an ant behind me, the second ant said there's an ant behind me, and the third ant said there's an ant behind me. Why is this? The third ant lied.

What did the businessman do to get a promotion? He traded oral sex for his male bosses kind heart...

two paraplegics walk into a bar. oh wait...

I'm so full I could stop eating.

when placing the bolt in the side of the metal rememb............ shit wrong book ........................................................................

Knock Knock Who's There? Poop. Poop who? HAHAHAHAHAHA you said poopoo

North Korea is red. Amerika is blue. But they both split blood. All over you

Two guys are walking on a bridge. One has long hair. The other does not care.

Why can't black people get sunburned? Natural selection allowed ancient Africans to develop a darker skin shade that would counter strong UV rays.

What do a helicopter and a banana have in common? They are both edible. Except for the helicopter.

Tilt your screen back

If George Washington was the first president, and Barack Obama is the latest, how old is my grandma?

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