- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats better then free candy from a guy in a van? Trying to find his lost puppy so his kids don't cry.

If a chicken and a half lays an egg and half in a half of a day how long does it take a monkey with a peg leg to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle?

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? A read along book

Hey Skrillex! Can you do me a favor and hold this bass for me? Sure thing, no problem. 3 seconds later... Oops! My bad! I just dropped it.

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

dont insult justin bieber, she has feelings too!

Guy 1: (to guy 2) Close your eyes, stand on one leg, spin around, and yell "I have never eaten a cucumber!". Guy 2: No. Guy 1: Ok.

Mary had a little lamb And a side of fries.

Your moms so fat she weighs 200 kilograms

what draws the line between sex and rape? a pen

a cat and a duck walk into a pub. the cat enters first and says for the duck to put all of their drinks on his bill. the duck(being a duck)says nothing because ducks cannot speak. therefore the cat shouldnt have been speaking either.

Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

A Jew, Muslim and Mexican all die of cancer

A black man in a hooded sweatshirt is sprinting down a back alley. He is trying to get into better shape by exercising and knows a shortcut to his house.

Why do Mexicans always have heart burn? Because the food is spicy.

I put the STD in stud now all i need is U

Knock knock. Who's there? Josh. Lettuce who? I didn't say "lettuce"... I said Josh.

What did Geoar Bush say after a journalist ask what he was going to do about Katrina? Where gonna find her we do think she has some connection with Alkida .

Why couldn't the driver start his car? Because the driver was a tree

you know why they're called ear wigs, right? cause they go in your ears! then they wig out? no, they kill you.

Polly went out for a fag. Then she was raped.

Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have down syndrome, my favorite color is potato

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