- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it's face

What did the boy eat for breakfast? Food

So there's this white guy with a huge dick.

How do you find the richest man in Mexico? Go through government records and tax files and find the person with the highest salary

People thought hitler said "I want to burn the jews" he really said "I want a glass of juice".

What did the old Hispanic man say to the young black woman in the Laundromat? I don't know cause I goofed in school and didn't pay attention in spanish class.

I ordered the "Anti-Joke" book Jk, waste of money

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy launched a flare. Nobody came.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

Q: WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A SKINNY PERSON AND A JESSE? Answer: THE SKINNY PERSON IS VERY LEAN AND THE FAT PERSON IS VERY JELL-OUS

What do you call a quadriplegic person in the water? One should refer to them by their name, but seeing as a quadriplegic person would be incapable of swimming if you do see a quadriplegic person in a body of water you should seek help or call emergency services.

Why do elephant tusks stick out? For uprooting trees and bushes, and for defending their young.

How do you make a Muslim mad? You burn the Quran.

What's gay and Jewish? Henry Shine

richard is fag

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a tree There isn't a tree in my garage

Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have to go to the bathroom now...

How would I re-arrange the alphabet? I would place P in your butt...

Why did the boy have to ride the bus? Because both his parents died.

Why did the black man jump high? He was on a pogo stick

your mother is such a nice person that most people enjoy her company

What's worse the a bee sting? Two bees stings What's worse the two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse the. The Holocaust? Three bee stings

Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I am gay.

What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

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