Knock knock. Who is there? My wife. My wife who? My wife is a prostitute, selling her own body for money so we can afford drugs for my son who has cancer.

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what do u call a newspaper boy on brake? your uncle because hes broke and struggling with income.

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your mama's so fat... that's it

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how do you confuse a blonde? tap her on both shoulders

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So I picked my nose while peeing, and it fell in the toilet so I didn't have to wipe it on anything. This is more of a story I wanted to share than a joke

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Yo mom is so stinky that when she gets in a room every one leaves the room

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What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Getting voted down to page 4067

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Why did the jew ask for $10 back after he lent a boy $2? Because of inflation

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roses are grey violets are grey i am a dog woof woof

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What do you call a dog with no legs Nothing it won't come

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A Hispanic, a Caucasian, and an African American walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What is this, some kind of a joke?"

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why did bob eat the cookie? because he was hungry

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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? Just in case he gets a hole in one! -LEts Go Mets P.S the comment below is also very stupid

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The Pope, a Rabi and an Islamic religious leader go into a room and come out with what? A new understanding of each others cultures.

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roses are red vilotes are blue i thought i was bent but then i met you

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Jack: Hey, you know what sucks? Jill: Vacuums Jack: Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense? Jill: Black holes Jack: Hey, you know what just isn't cool? Jill: Lava?

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ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE, I OFFERED YOU SOME CEREAL, MADE OUT OF MY DOGS POO BY VICKY AND RENATA WOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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What is a mexican's favorite sport? Soccer, it is the national sport of mexico

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What is worse than ten babies in the street, eleven babies in the street.

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A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car, who's driving? Their father Micheal, he adopted both of them from a mentally handicapped orphanage when they were five.

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You need to trim these evergreens. Either they are getting low our my van is GROWING!

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what happened to the chicken who crossed the road he didn't realize that the light was green

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THE LOVE SHACK IS A LITTLE OLD PLACE WHERE WE CAN GET TOGETHER!

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When is the best time to wear a striped sweater? All the time.

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