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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his wife in the hospital. She has terminal cancer.

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My friend is a famous actor. Fooled you! I have no friends.

Your such a whore, you most likely cut your own clothes so people will see more of your body that they find physically attractive and make a partner for sex easier to obtain

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Jehovah's Witness. Have you heard the word of God?

Have You Ever Seen Stevie Wonder's New House? No.. Neither Has He.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

An old man walks across the street. Several cars start to honk in irritation, for they are in a hurry and the man is walking quite sluggishly.

why did the car go to the bathroom? it had gas.

What is black and blue and doesn't like sex? The 6 year old in my basement.

youre in a room with justin bieber and a gun with 5 bullets..........

What magical power enables Spongebob to talk? There is no magical power. he is a cartoon therefore making him be able to anything in anyone's wild dreams.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, and they don't have to be blonde, anyone can screw in a light bulb.

What's worse than tripping over your shoelace? Watching your mother get her tits cut off with a chainsaw then getting ripped apart and eaten alive by cannibals

Guess what my dad got me for my birthday? NOTHING, he left my mom and I when I was a baby.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? Well, the difference is quite obvious. one's a car, the other's a dead baby.

What's white and can't climb trees? A fridge

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

Bala: Brid why don't you drink? Brid: When I was in college I was in students council. Whenever my friends called me during night, I used to go pick them up. Once we were working late in college and in the morning my hair was all ruined...

How many Chinese people does it take to change a light bulb? One.

Why did the woman make so many sandwiches? She was a mother catering for her child's sporting event.

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What do you call a black man with a brain injury? Mentally Disabled

whats worse than ur granny dying? uhhh...actually theres nothing is worse

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