- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I'm so hungry I could eat a horse and chase the jockey.

Q.What's green and smells like grass??? A. Grass

If you go to a restaurant and you have more food on your plate then someone who is obese, you KNOW you have too much food.

What's long and hard on a black man? Second Grade

Kid- "Where do babies come from?" Mom- (commits suicide)

Who looks like Justin bieber, and is really cool? Justin Bieber, but I lied about him being cool.

Have you ever tried Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

knock knock Person A: who's there Person A: oh shit that was me

What's green and invisible? This cabbage in my hand.

Why didn't the mexican make the basketball team? He had never practiced and was overweight

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table isn't a whore.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit on the way there.

A: What's that on your shoulder? B: A birthmark. A: How long have you had it? B: Don't know.

Why didn't the ghost go to the dance? He didn't exist.

Why was Martin Luther King shot? The shooter strongly disagreed with his viewpoints.

Your mom is so poor; she doesn't have a job.

Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Everything is Red, Retinal Hemorrhage.

What would have happend if martin Luther king was white? I don't know he wasn't so it's irrelevant

A blind man walks in a bar I mean like a metal bar But it didn't hurt He only laught

what do you call a black man who beats his wife, doesnt have a job and has a ton of kids? whatever his name is.

Next Q: What's worse than a bee sting? A: Two bee stings. Q: What's worse than two bee stings? A: Three bee stings. Q: What's worse than three bee stings? A: Sexual assault.

What's worse then your mouse running away? Getting hit by a plane

-I have an idea! Let's play twenty questions! -Alright! But i have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

what is the difference between an octopus and a dead dolphin? one as tentacles the other is dead.

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