- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many dyslexic people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Filing cabinet.

what did the addidas sign say to the nike sign? I'm all in

How does a doctor wake up in the morning He opens his eyes

Are you gay. No. Ok.

Why was the boy crying? Because him and his sister were sent to an orphanage.

How many baby's does it to paint a wall red? It depends how many you throw.

A middle aged woman walks into a bar. Its Friday and there is a breeze in the air. She leaves shortly thereafter.

What's brown and sticky? ...A stick.

Why did Sara fall off the swing? Sara had no arms! Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sara!

What's clear and smells like alcohol? Probably alcohol, genius.

Why did the kid cross the road? To show his friends that he had guts. And man, did he have guts.

How many lawyers does it take to screw in a lightbulb One because lawyers are usually well educated and know how to screw in a lightbulb

What did the man say when he found a bar of soap in his mailbox? Why is there soap in my mailbox?

Why are Indians so bad at football? Curry

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

What is Mary short for? She has no legs.

Haikus are easy but some of them don't make sense but some of them do

What do you call literature that's depressing and hard to read? ...a valued part of the English curriculum

How do you stop a bus? You try to wave down the bus driver, they're usually nice people who will stop for you if you put in some effort and act appreciative.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good because it is important to keep food chilled to prevent it from spoiling and in turn wasting money

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was suicidal.

why did little johnny start choking? because somebody shoved a bag down his throat

Q. What did the blond say when she woke up? A. I don"t know. I wasn't there.

How do Mexicans like their eggs? It's a matter of personal opinion, of course.

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