- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

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What did the black guy do in the hood? walked down the street, bought the paper and watched Letterman.

Why did the christmas tree smell like shit? because pavaroti used it as a dildo

Knock knock. who's there? Banana. Banana Who? Knock KNOCK!!! WHO IS THERE!!! BANANA!!!! BANANA WHOOOOO!!! Banana Johnson....... I'M YOUR NEIGHBOR!!!!

what did one computer say to the other .........

What's the difference between an apple and a baby. An apple is a fruit. A baby is a human being.

Once upon a time there was a man that was exercising and he pulled a muscle and had to have his arm removed. The end.

What did the man say to the tree? Nothing, he was a mime.

What do you call a man with no arms and legs laying at your doorstep? Matt.

Q:What do you call a mexican witha clean record? A: Impossible

What did the cheerleader get for christmas? Money, because she's a stupid w hore

How do you get your dog to stop barking? You snap its neck.

Q: You know why the floor is so clean? A: Because the janitor puts a lot of hard work into it.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

what did the poor guy get for christmas POVERTY

Gary: Stick your tongue out and say "I live in a pirate ship" Bruce: *sticks tongue out* "I lib inna pile of shiiit."

An ant tries to climb and sit on a tube. It couldn't. Do you get it? … I don't either.

There are 2 cannibals eating a guy well one starts at the head and the other one starts at the feet the one at the head says to the other on how you doing down there and he said ohhh having a ball you!!!!

Yo momma so fat that she was diagnosed with obesity and may need medical assistance in the future and will be reliant on you, her child.

Why was the cat meowing at the chicken? Because Sally got hit by a fridge.

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Gary: Stick your tongue out and say "I live in a pirate ship" Bruce: sticks tongue out "I lib inna pile of shiiit."