- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother is so obese that she has over the recommended daily calorie intake on a regular basis.

What's the difference between the WNBA and the NBA? The WNBA features female athletes, as oppose to the males of the NBA.

Q: What is the first thing you do if you wake up and meet the entire justice league(!!!) Which tells you that you are the "chosen one" and that only you can save the world once your true powers awaken? A: Increase your schizo medication.

What do you call a fat man who can turn slim? I don't know

Now on breaking news!: Man found hanged upside down in a forest with 403 lethal knife-stabs in his back! Policeman: "We have concluded this is indeed the worst case of suicide ever"

Scratch and Sniff [________] smells like glass doesn't it?

Can Anti-Jokes censor curse-word tenses? Fuck Fucking Fucked Fucks

Do you know what a rhino really is? It is a really fat and oversized unicorn

There are 10 kinds of people in this world. Those who understand binaryy and those who dont.

A gay man watches football.

What do you call a green dog? A green dog.

What is easier than making pie? Making cake!

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How do you keep black people from your Kool-aid? How? You put it in a safe-deposit box.

What's worse than leaving the maternity ward with the wrong child? Being a parent.

why do the jewish guy and italian girl talk? i dont know why any decent minded italian would talk to a jew so i don't know.

What happened to the girl who got an infection from an abortion? She died.

- How do you save a black man from drowning? - I don't know - Good!

What do you call 10 black people swimming down a current? A happy family

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a 10 foot scorpion.

Roses are red Violets are blue Horses that lose Are made into glue

why did the mexican steal the money? because he was financially struggling and needed the money to support his family

what did the left foot say to the right foot? Nothing, feet don't talk

What's worse than farting in front of your boyfriend? Farting on your boyfriends pillow and giving him pink eye.

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