- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because pterodactyls along with all other dinosaurs have been extinct for millions of years.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

If i was gay... I would have strong sexual feelings towards peolple of the same sex as me

Why was the cat meowing at the chicken? Because Sally got hit by a fridge.

How do you get your dog to stop barking? You snap its neck.

An ant tries to climb and sit on a tube. It couldn't. Do you get it? … I don't either.

There are 2 cannibals eating a guy well one starts at the head and the other one starts at the feet the one at the head says to the other on how you doing down there and he said ohhh having a ball you!!!!

what did the poor guy get for christmas POVERTY

Gary: Stick your tongue out and say "I live in a pirate ship" Bruce: sticks tongue out "I lib inna pile of shiiit."

Q: You know why the floor is so clean? A: Because the janitor puts a lot of hard work into it.

Why are Mexicans so good at jumping, swimming and running? They aren't. You're just racist.

Q: Whats the first thing you see when you wake up? A: I don't know.

All the other kids with the pumped up kicks died in a school shooting.

Every 5 seconds a child dies in Somalia. Good news is there are 4 second intervals when a child isn't dying in Somalia. I say kill them all

What happened after the man with no arms and legs lost his keys? Nothing. He won't get them for the rest of his life.

Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun? Because leprechauns don't exist.

whos on the right track? lady gaga

roses are red that fact is true but violets are violet not fu***** blue

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a bmw? I don't have a bmw in my garage.

Roses are blurry so is everything else I need glasses

What goes up a hill with 4 legs and comes down with 3? A horse, which, upon reaching the top of the hill, has one of its legs chopped off, which is when the horse proceeds down the hill.

There's a tray of muffins in the oven. One muffin says, "man it's hot in here!" Another muffin says, "holy shit! A talking muffin!"

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