What's the difference between Republicans and Democrats? There is a series of boxes which one can choose to check on a ballot, officially registering an individual with a certain party. Available parties include the Green Party, The American Communist Party, The Republican Party, and the Democratic Party among others. Republicans choose to check the Republican box, Democrats choose to check the Democrat box. Also Republicans are closet homosexuals and Democrats are terrorists.

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You know what topping goes bad with ice cream? Chloroform

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Josh Groban, John Mayer, Ben Folds and Nick Cave are at an underground club that specialises in lithuanian folk music and siberian vodka. end of story

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no really what are ur names?

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You had better thumbs up this post.

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Do you like waffles yeah we like waffles do you like pancakes do you like french toast yeah we like french toast dododododod let me get a mouth full. WAFFLES!!!!!!!

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Why was the little girl not allowed to see the pirate movie? It was sold out.

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Q: why didn't the asian boy ask for a calculator? A: you don't need calculators to make shoes

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All of these jokes are about white people

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What happened when the engineering student studied for a physics final? They failed.

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what do you call a guy that looks exactly like Mario. Frank because thats his name.

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What did Larry do when little Billys baseball crashed through his window? He raped and murdered little Billy for Larry has raped and murdered many children.

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What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A Drumset.

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Person 1 - Did you know there is only evidents of killer whales killing in captivity Person 2 - tell that to my uncle Pete... He's deaf

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Are you the only 10 I see? Because I'm blind.

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? hit him in the head with an axe

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people say thers saftey in numbers, try telling that to 6 million jews

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Why'd Sally fall of the swing? Sally's a fish.

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Disreguard Females Aquire Currency

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What is a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

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Why Did The Horse Cross The Road? He Couldn't Because He Was Still-born

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Why couldn't the black man swim? He has no legs.

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why did kim kardashian get divorced? because she was unhappy with her marrige. and because shes a slut

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What did the dog say to the mailman? Woof.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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