- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you ever watched that show on Lifetime about that woman?

Little boy: Daddy, daddy, I know what i want for Christmas! Dad: Oh really? and whats that? Little boy: I want a bicycle! Dad: Why my son? You are already on a wheelchair...

God hates fags, no...god i'snt real

"Ask me if I'm a tree!" "Are you a tree?" "No."

Why is the dog in the driver seat? Why is there birds making you filet mignon? Why is your toe blue? I don't know the answer. Go talk to your doctor

What's sad about this man who committed suicide? He forgot to return his rented DVDs.

Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

Q: Why was little Timmy afraid of clowns? A: The one at his birthday party killed his parents.

Why was Joe afraid of Steve? Because Steve raped and killed all of Joe's three children two weeks ago.

Why are AntiJokes so funny? Because your brain analyses them and makes you laugh.

What's the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? What's the WNBA?

Why is the sky blue? Because it isn't red.

How do u kill a gay man? Shoot him in the head

what does the doctor do when he tells you you have aids? he laughs and says "hahahahahhaha sucks for you, i dont!"

Roses are red violets are blue ice-cream is yummy can I eat you

Your mama's so fat.... Her cerial bowl came with a lifeguard

Jimmy Saville

how do you get a dog to stop barking? you hit it with a stick.

Do you know what the forest fire got for Christmas? Your house

Why didn't the new baseball cap fit little Tommy? Because Tommy was decapitated

Q. I look in a mirror. What do I see? A.My reflection

An old asian woman is driving down the freeway a drunk driver merges into her lane. Everyone is ok because she keeps a safe distance behind.

Friends, they're like food. If you eat them, they die.

whats the difference between an orange and a dead baby? one is a tasty treat and the other is an orange

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