whats worse than sitting next to jack grindey nothing

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Lololol

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Q:What's worse than watching the show Jersey Shore? A:Nothing.

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If you are reading this you are a nerd

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RACIST JOKE Why did the racist cross the road? He wanted to get to the other side.

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What do you call a black man who lands on the moon? An astronaut...f*cking racist.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My vagina is Red, Im on my period.

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What do I hate? people

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-Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? -She had no arms. -Knock, knock. Who's there? -Not Sally.

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What do you call it wen black people are sky diving? ...Night

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What do you call a fat jew? A person that most likely has an eating problem and needs to seek help from the nearest rabbi

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"How high are you?" "I don't know, sir." "Well, look at the god damn altimeter."

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Why did the little boy fall over. Because someone shot him in the face.

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What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

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Why was the little girl crying? Because she was hanging upside down from an oak tree.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill....Just kidding, it was only Jill. Jack had no legs

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A kid comes across an injured duck near a lake. Nevermind he doesn't see it he's really high.

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A blonde walks into a bar. She enjoys a refreshing, cold beverage with friends before returning home to sleep ahead of another day of hard work as a scientist.

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what's the difference between a virginia, and steve keen? a virginia is,nt a knob

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What happened to the baby bird? It fell out the nest

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A man with a barbie doll walks into a bar. He goes up to the bartender and says "I bet you $100 that I can turn this barbie doll into a beautiful lady". The bartender laughs and says "Okay." The man takes out a brush and begins brushing the doll's hair. Seconds later the man has a seizure and falls to floor a dies. It turns out he was a drug addict and had a fatal over dose. The bartender never got his $100.

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A: If a quiz is quizzical, what is a test? B: A test can be many things: 1. A procedure for critical evaluation; a means of determining the presence, quality, or truth of something; a trial: a test of one's eyesight; subjecting a hypothesis to a test; a test of an athlete's endurance. 2. A series of questions, problems, or physical responses designed to determine knowledge, intelligence, or ability. 3. A basis for evaluation or judgment: "A test of democratic government is how Congress and the president work together" (Haynes Johnson). 4. Chemistry a. A physical or chemical change by which a substance may be detected or its properties ascertained. b. A reagent used to cause or promote such a change. c. A positive result obtained. 5. A cupel. A: Oh.

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If god gives you lemons keep the lemon go to the store and buy oranges to make orange juice.

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mario squashes another goomba when his wife hears of this he kills her 3 children with a gun and hangs herself.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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