What's the difference between a panda and a baby? I don't have a baby in my freezer

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My mother always said that jumping in piles of leaves was fun. That was before she died of pancreatic cancer.

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A: Knock Knock B: Who's There? Person B came down with a serious case of amnesia that day and can't remember who anyone is.

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A lobster walks up to an octopus. What does he say? Nothing. Lobsters cannot talk.

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What's red and can't find a family? A fire hydrant

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A woman becomes pregnant. 9 months later she has a baby.

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Why did the boy take the train to school? Because he lived quite far away.

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What is worse then losing your remote? Falling off a cliff landing on a sharp rock and dying slowly.

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What is the opposite of a joke ? Racism

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Q. Which famous celebrity has had the most children over the last 10 years? A. Michael Jackson

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Little Brianna has a special body part. That's why I kidnapped and sexually assaulted her.

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How did the black guy get knocked out? He was hit by a fridge.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a giant scorpian. Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpian? Getting tortured to death. Whats worse than being tortured to death? Getting raped by a giant scorpian, and getting tortured to death. Whats worse than that? Getting raped by a giant scorpian, getting tortured to death, and finding a worm in your apple.

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What do you call a man running around town with no clothes on? Naked.

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Why does Amy leave Dan? Dan gets hit by a bus.

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What starts with an N, ends with R, and you arent supposed to say? Never

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Three black men was in a car. They were going on holiday.

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Manchester City

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Q. What does the kool aid man say when he breaks into a wall A. Ow

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Why did the black man fall down? A guy pushed him.

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Why do mexicans eat tacos? Because they're good

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why did the boy stay home from school? it was saturday

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what is worse - this joke or the last one? what is worse still - sex what is worster - nothing that's not a real word what is wurst? a type of sausage

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My daughter's so smart, that instead of texting K, she writes Potassium.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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