- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:Whats yellow and on the floor in the bathroom? A: A Rubber Ducky

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

What's the difference between an anti-joke and a joke? The anti-Joke isn't a freaking joke. So stop freaking doing it!

Q: How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? A: This question has many different possible answers due to the range of sizes and shapes of bath tubs available on the market, and also depending on the size of the baby in question. It is therefore only possible to give a specific example.

What's sad about a girl getting hit in the face with a shovel? The shovel got dented..

What do you get when you cross rice flour,vegetable oil,corn oil,cottonseed oil,soybean oil,dried potatoes,corn flour,maltodextrin,wheat starch,modified rice starch,sugar and mono-and-di-glycerides,malted barley flour,wheat bran,dried black beans and salt? Pringles,Multi Grain,truly original

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Why did Dracula cross the road? To get to the other unbitten virgin.

What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

Q: What do you call a serial killer named Mark? A: Mark.

What did the black man say tovtye chinese man? Hello sir how are you today?

A blond, brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They find a genie, who tells them each one can have one wish. They all wish for the same thing, to be back home with their families.

Q: What did osama bin laden say to the worker behind the gas station counter? A: May I buy this bag of chips?

"HEY DUMB FU** THIS STUFF IS SUPPOSED TO BE FUNNY!!!" SAID SIMON COWELL!!!

Whats the difference between Qantas and Malaysia Airlines? Qantas only looses money.

why did the teacher quit her job and become a musician? Because her class was very mean to her and growing up she had always wanted to play music

A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

How did Allen Iverson compose one of the most well known interviews of all time? Practice.

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They all say ouch and then continue walking. Although the minister did hit it at a higher speed and ended up with a black eye.

What did Marshawn Lynch say? Yeah

You grand mothers so old she going to die soon.

Q:why did jimmy fall of a swing? A:Because someone threw a fridge at him

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