- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? Billy was a loaf of bread.

Awe the sky is crying.... No it's peeing

Knock-Knock Who's there? Ketchup. Ketchup who? Ketchup-mustard.

Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

Why did the little boy fall over. Because someone shot him in the face.

Knock knock Who's there Joe Aids who's?

why was the boy sad? there was a frog stapled to his face.

Whats better then a guard llama two Guard llamas

Why did the woman not wear a bra? Because she had breast cancer and got a double mastectomy.

what did spiderman say before he saved mary jane? ill save you mary jane.

why should you not shake a baby? because if it dies it wouldnt know that its parents hate them.

What do you tell a woman who claims that she is going to yell "fire" in a crowded movie theater? That doing so could result in serious injuries or even death, and that she would be wise to reconsider her future options, as she could be held responsible for any and all problems that arise.

A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share private information with a stranger.

A man walks into a bar falls into the street and gets run over. It was very tragic

Did you hear about the kidnapping in New York? He woke up.

Whats the difference between a jew and a canoe? Canoes weren't killed by Hitler

yo momma so fat, it appears she has two chins

i think dylan is turnimg gay for amy

Q: How to make a man who suffers from hypochondria want to kill himself? A: You take a shet on his face.

Your so stupid that when during your baseball game your third base coach told you to run home, you did. The next day, you failed your test.

Q. what tall and looks like a jew? A.TODD

Q: How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: 1, idiot.

There's this Priest, a Rabbi and a Preacher talking about how similar they are.

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