- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the girl fall off the swing..? because she became unbalanced and the force of gravity extended on her was too great to prevent the fall

What did one apple say to the other? Nothing, it is scientifically proven that apples can't talk.

If there's something strange in your neighborhood. Who ya gonna call? The Police.

Q: what's red and covers an elementary school wall? A: a red crayon

Why did the bus drop his icecream? He was hit by a boy

What's the difference between marmalade and jam?... you can't marmalade your dick down a girls throat.

What does a duck have in common? The further it flies the more.

how do you wake up lady gaga? you throw her on the ground.

Why did hitler cause the holocaust? YOLO

what is fun to eat but dumb when its alive? A dumb yummy candy

So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

Ask me Whats 2+2. ? Ok what's 2 plus 2 4 you dumb ass

why did the feminist cross the road? to suck a dick

What's the difference between apples and oranges? You can't wash a window with a spade.

why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

Water is blue. Fire is red. Come on let me show you what happen in the bed.

Your moms so stupid she ate all the food in the grocery store

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at rhyming...... TITS

Your momma's so fat that she contracted type 2 diabetes and died at a young age because obesity is a huge problem in America.

Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Niether did she

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to

Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

What did the nazi say to the jew? Nothing, he shot 'em

What are the first three words in a Mexican Cook Book? Steal a chicken.

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