- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the jew say to hitler? SURPRISE!! IM YOUR NEW DADDY

Did you hear the one about the spoon and the dis running away while the cow jumped over the moon, IMPOSSIBLE! eating material such as the spoon and dish are inanimate objects, and cows cant jump for they weigh from 600 to 1000 lbs.

Q: Whats different about pizza and jewish people? A: Pizzas don't scream in the oven.

Why did Poppy lose at sports day? Because she had a heart attack and died.

Why did helen keller's dog run away? He lost track of his destination and got lost.

Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? to ge to the same side

The verification for this post was debatable: "Which of these does not belong?" George Bush Barack Obama Bill Clinton Ronald Reagan Head of Cabbage Answers on a postcard please... [L]

A thief walks into a bank. He has an account there and withdraws 200 bucks.

why was the postman sad? because ran over a small child with his truck

A priest a rabbi and the dalai lama walk into a bar. They decided to order the hotwings...... Why do u care??? : )

Going up to someone and saying, "my mom is dead and my dad tryd killing himself, can i have a ride home?"

Why was the girl so stupid? She had mental retardation caused my Down Syndrome.

Why was the boy put on his socks? So he wouldn't get blisters.

Q:How many Elephants can you fit in a Audi quatro? A:It just sits on a leaf and waits for the autumn... Moral: Just sits on a three and waits for it to turn into four.

What did the black guy get on the SATs? Who knows, that isn't a specific person

A miserable man committed suicide.

What do you call a dog with 3 legs? Just because it has 3 legs dosnt mean you have to call it anything different

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Someone threw a hippo at the pilot.

A black man walks out of a police station

i am an arrow and i did not hit your knee!f

Why did the man walk into the grocery store? Because he had run out of peanut butter

ATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

Roses are red, Violets are red, I have a dead body, What do I do.

roses are red violets are blue do i care? no.

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