What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A waste of time because they just be playing soccer

How do you make spongebob come to Life? You kiss him????????

What's red, white and not blue. A Canadian flag

What did the physicist say when he got his penis stuck in a test tube? Ah jeesh! I got my penis stuck in a test tube.

how do you make Will Smith cry? cut off his toes and fingers.

I do like haikus even when they are random refrigerator

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

what do you call postman pat after he's retired? Pat.

You know what's lame? A person who can't walk.

My spelling is horrible

why dont i play socker because im not waering socks

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I'm a dog.

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Reading re-posts of classic anti jokes posted by lonely teenagers.

What's the difference between a park bench and a hobo? The park bench can support a family

What's red and smells like metal? A tricycle. It's covered in blood.

What's worse than finding out your friend is gay? Being gang-raped.

What's red and fun to drink through a bendy straw? Period blood

Q. What did the Muffins say to the man? A. Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects therefore unable to speak.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? One second let me count them.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

Why was the curious black guy a good Lumberjack? He was always axin'.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's DEAD!

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven drove two planes into the world trade center.

Why is the deer afraid of the hunter? Because he doesn't want to get shot.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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