- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so fat, she weighs 732 kilograms.

Why was the black man picking cotton? Because he was in an area where slavery is a socially and morally accepted practice.

Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earrings? A: Those that wear them think that said earrings positively accentuate their physical appearance.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to commit suicide through vehicular manslaughter and knew that the average human being would not be able to stop before it was too late.

Why did the clown's ballon animal pop? He was a victim in a drive by shooting.

That awkward moment when a loved one dies.

why couldnt the jew play basketball? He was handicapp

Yo momma so stupid she scored poorly on her SAT's in high school. She couldn't graduate college and now works a dead end job as a waitress.

What did the terrorist get for Christmas? A bullet in his head.

What do Selena and Justin, Kate and William, and Barack and Michelle all have in common? Nothing.

Why did the black man fall down? A guy pushed him.

What is the first letter of the alphabet? A. a B. 7 C. Mustard gas D. Because a penguin has 2 legs

What happened to the pig? It got turned into bacon like every other pig.

A man walks into a police station with a gun... He is there to turn it in, he found it on the side of the road and realized that this situation would best be handled by the proper authorities.

An elephant walks into a bar. It was so big that it broke a lot of things.

What's green and if you eat it you die? A Biljarts table.

A neutron walks into a bar. The barman says, "for you, no charge." The neutron replies, "very funny asshole, you're just going to put it on my tab after I pass out."

What do you call a chicken with no feathers, no guts, and no head? Fried chicken

John: Hey Debbie, do you wanna go see a movie with me? Dina: My name is Dina

What did God say to Adam and Eve? Be fruitful

what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

why couldn't the bicycle stand up on it's own? because it was two tired

i threw my line in the toilet the fishing was pretty shity that day

Tim and Jim are Telling Jokes Tim: Knock Knock ... Jim does not respond because Tim has a mental disorder causing him to believe in hypothetical doors and thus ignores him so that he does not upset his friend

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