- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Little Johnny was walking through the park... only he had no legs. Little Johnny was raped later that day... while he bled out from him having his legs cut.

How do you stop a baby flying 100mph? a shovel

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red shirt.

What is the difference between a ginger and a pile of bricks? nothing. nothing at all.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Canoe Well one is a human, beating heart, and the other is a small boat you row in

Why did Timmy's face hurt? Because there was a frog stapled to it.

Jesus Christ

Whats worse then dieing and going to hell? Waking up and going to school.

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes.

What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

If a large bear falls out of a tree, why would a giraffe also eat the cheese?

Two fish are swimming and hit a concrete wall...dam

A person tells an anti-joke. Nothing out of the ordinary happens.

Why did the pirate have a peg leg? Diabetes

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

Do I ever ask yo a question that I havn't given you the answer to Mr Hearty.

Who created Apple? Steve jobs.

What was the last thing that went into the head of the space pilot of the Challenger shuttle right before it crashed? He was probably thinking about his wife and family...

There once was a girl with only one buttcheek. She couldn't go poop. She died.

why did the kid sit alone at lunch? he had no friends

Whats black and flys out of a car? Pupies stuffed in a bag.

Rose: Mom, why was I named Rose? Mom: Because when you were born a rose petal landed on your head. Rose: Than why is my brother named Brick? Mom: I liked the name.

I don't drink. I'm not 21.

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