- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry, Show me your tits.

What did Ghandi tell St Peter as he passed through the Gates of Heaven? He didn't. There is no afterlife.

Bugsys back back back again with a brand new track cumming on megs back back back with a new boxing cap cap cap, stealing millions from banks having a wank coz hes a lanky cockney mong

What is red and smells like blue paint? Read paint.

why was the boy sad his whole family just died in a plane crash

Did you hear about the three black guys who got run over by a car? No? Neither did Ray Charles!

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

So a horse walks into a bar, oh wait Sarah Jessica Parker

knock, , knock , who's there the gas man the gas man who ? the gas man who is gonna turn your gas off !

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he wouldn't become rotisserie with a side of hash brown.

What do you call a fart in a box? Your mom's pussy.

What's most weird about necrophilia? They copulate with dead bodies.

Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

What do you call a girl who has recently been raped? Dead.

"Is this the Krusty Krab ?" I'M TIRED OF YOUR SHIT TYRONE.

Q:What's the difference between a lake? A: a tree, because motorcycles dont have doors... :) crf

What do you call a man who never farts in public? A private tooter!

What do you call a black man in green shoes and a yellow hat ? Nothing,thats just him pursuing in his own regular casual outfit there for you would just notice him as a normal man walking around with shoes and a hat on so there is nothing to call him

I have a really good knock knock joke. You start. Knock knock. Open the door see who it is and then slam the door in your face THE END

why did the magician stop doing magic ? he got hit by a bus and died

why did Helen Keller's dog commit suicide? you would too if your name was uuhuhuhduhh

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are yellow Grass is green

Your momma is so fat when she heard about the quater pounder she thought it was for a quarter.

What's worse than watching paint dry or grass grow? Watching paint dry on grass.

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