Knock Knock Who's There? It's Me. Oh, OK. Come On In.

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What's the difference between Paris Hilton and a cow? Cows are ruminants, meaning that they have a digestive system that allows use of otherwise indigestible foods by regurgitating and rechewing them as "cud". Paris Hilton, on the other hand, is a human being. Therefore, her stomach digests the bolus (masticated food) only after it has exited the oesophagus into the body of the organ, where it is digested into chyme and then passed through the pyloric sphincter into the duodenum.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, He sailed a boat.

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Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they're ugly and they smell bad.

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The last joke I tried to submit used "trolololol" as the enter code thing and I spelled it without the extra "lol" The lolz have got me again *this time it asked me for "basket case"

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What did one dinosaur say to the other? Nothing and if you think dinosaurs talk you might need to be diagnosed for having Schizophrenia. Invega is a subtle treatment.

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How do you scare a plumber? Kill his family.

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Knock Knock? Come in.

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why did the 60 year old touch the little boy's penis? because he was a doctor.

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Whats worse than getting an eye gouged out? Getting both eyes gouged out?

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Yo mama so fat.

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Its a bird!! Its a plane!! No, its a bird.

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what do you get when you you put a knife in a head? a dead body

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Mary had a little lamb And a side of fries.

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I got 99 problems, and most of them involve my terminal illness.

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Parents who drive with children on their lap should be wrapped with a huge diapper

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Maybe You'll Find Someone Else To Help You... Maybe Black Mesa... That Was A Joke...Haha...Fat Chance...

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When u send someone fudge, u must send a note along with it! Roses are red Violets are blue Fudge is brown Here's some fudge

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Q - How do you call black people driving in a black car on the black road, then falling off the black cliff into the black water? A - An unfortunate accident.

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How many chickens does it take to cross the road? It only takes 1 chicken to cross the road. You don't need a lot.

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Why did the blonde woman decide to get plastic surgery? Because she was self-conscious and unhappy with the way she looked.

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why are you going to laugh at this its reallly dumb

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Q: Why did the man have aids? A: He had unprotected sex with a man who had aids.

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A man walks into a bar

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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