- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red, windows are clear, get off your ass and bring me a beer

Yo mamma so fat when I searched her on the internet, I got 28,000,000 results

Why couldn't the blonde count to 70? because 69 was a mouth full:)

Chuck Norris doesn't just have a chin underneath his beard. He also has part of his neck underneath his beard.

Whats the difference between a white man and a black man? Their skin color.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes Wtf?

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

What are kids supposed to do in American classrooms if a nuke hits nearby? Hide under the desk. (This is a fact) Moral: Like that is gonna help... seriously that is ridiculous!

why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a rapist

what kind of dog can tiptoe

Why did the white man buy a new pair of socks? His old ones has holes.

what does the doctor do when he tells you you have aids? he laughs and says "hahahahahhaha sucks for you, i dont!"

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I just wrote three jokes on antijoke.com ... nope, make that four.

There was a kid and one day he didnt do his homework...he failed.

whats the difference between a baby and a puppy? i care when the puppy dies....

Texter 1: Hey, do you want to hang out? Texter 2: Sorry dude, i lost my phone, i'm trying to find it Texter 1: Ok, text me when you find it Texter 2: OK

You know what's a real drag? A club foot

Why is this site popular? Because people don't read the terms of service.

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

Man: Did It Hurt Woman: Did what hurt? Man: When your legs were crushed after being run over by that semi

How many people were trampled on Black Friday this year? Not enough.

What falls down, but never gets back up? A dead person.

Your mother is so fat that it became a problem affecting everyone close in her life. Her new year's resolution was to lose weight, and surprisingly, has become quite healthy since then.

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