Whats SxB-Tin+Shack+b= SB FUCKING B

How do you kill a squirrel? Take the jaws of life. Rip it in half. And suck on the organs.

B==========D-------------------------- im pissin man! god!

A man walks into a bar and says, "I'll take a drink."

what's black, white and doesn't float? the titanic

What's the difference between a baby and a tea bag? Tea bags don't scream when I dip them in boiling water

why did the cow cross the road because pigs were not flying i had to write it hurts

A cow and a goat are at the top of a hill. The cow starts to eat the grass, and the goat says, "Hey! That's mine!"

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

What did Jamie get for Christmas? Nothing. Jamie is not friends with Christmas.

L.A Clippers 2000-2012 season!!!!

How was the copper wire invented? 2 Jews pulling on the same penny!

What is the opposite of Obama? Mitt Romney because he his white and a republican so all is good with him.

Q: why are black people so much darker than white people? A: genetics.

Why does Tim Tebow kneel and pray after there's a positive outcome of the previous play? No, seriously, why does he do that?

Feminine hygiene jokes aren't funny. Period

whats funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff cathcing him at the bottom with a pitch fork

why did the mexican work for a lawn care service I don't know why don't you ask him

Can Anti-Jokes censor curse-word tenses? Fuck Fucking Fucked Fucks

Q: What did the floor say to the Christmas tree? A: Your balls are hanging.

Did u hear about the jew that bought something not on sale? Neither did i.

My grandma told me to always keep my head up and just keep going. She fell down a manhole last week and died.

Q:what do you get when you get when you cross a dog and a human A: a human-dog hybrid with AIDS

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