A man tells a blonde "you are what you eat" and she replies "well, i don't think I've eaten any sexy beasts today.'

What's 9+10? 19

what better than getting an F on a test? getting an A on a test.

Why do asians get good grades? Because they study very hard and want to achieve success so they can provide for their families.

There is a bunch of penguins and they fall of a cliff

What happens when you tickle a rabid iguana? It bites you and you die.

Why did the catholic preist take all the little boys out in the woods? They were going on a camping trip.

What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

Why did the cow say moo? Cows can't say anything they actually make noises that humans interpreted as "moo"

My mom told me and my brother to lean up on a commercial...we were watching netflix

What do you call a man with a spade on his head? Doug

If you call Dani a dog one more time, lick a gooch nut suckers. XoXo Jamie <3

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

Your momma's so dumb she graduated high school with a C average.

What's worse than eating spinach? Dying.

A mexican fast food worker accidentally drops a cheeseburger on the ground. Realizing the floor is most likely unsanitary, he throws it out and gets the customer a new one.

Whats black and white and red all over? A dead zebra

why is kool-aid so sweet? Because it contains sugar

Where's my baby??

It's not gay until eyes meet or tips touch.

- How do you save a black man from drowning? - I don't know - Good!

How could Jamie not come out and play? His mum had cancer

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What did the black guy do in the hood? walked down the street, bought the paper and watched Letterman.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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