Your momma's so dumb she graduated high school with a C average.

What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

What happens when you tickle a rabid iguana? It bites you and you die.

What's worse than eating spinach? Dying.

Where's my baby??

Hey guess what? What? You're a Tree.

- How do you save a black man from drowning? - I don't know - Good!

Why did I deleted brian from my friend list ? Cuz he had brain tumor.

It's not gay until eyes meet or tips touch.

why is kool-aid so sweet? Because it contains sugar

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A mexican fast food worker accidentally drops a cheeseburger on the ground. Realizing the floor is most likely unsanitary, he throws it out and gets the customer a new one.

Whats black and white and red all over? A dead zebra

How could Jamie not come out and play? His mum had cancer

What did the black guy do in the hood? walked down the street, bought the paper and watched Letterman.

Why did the christmas tree smell like shit? because pavaroti used it as a dildo

A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

What did the chair say to the fan? Nothing. Chairs and fans are objects so they do not have the physical ability to talk.

What's the difference between an apple and a baby. An apple is a fruit. A baby is a human being.

What's the difference between a baby and a tea bag? Tea bags don't scream when I dip them in boiling water

Knock knock. who's there? Banana. Banana Who? Knock KNOCK!!! WHO IS THERE!!! BANANA!!!! BANANA WHOOOOO!!! Banana Johnson....... I'M YOUR NEIGHBOR!!!!

What do you call a man with no arms and legs laying at your doorstep? Matt.

what did one computer say to the other .........

What did the man say to the tree? Nothing, he was a mime.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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