- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

Why did the girl fall of the swing? I hit her with an axe.

How do you make an onion cry? Onions are incapable of crying

When did Dom become so brave? When he made friends

Whats the difference of how a hot blonde and an ugly red head got in to the same collage with a sex addicted dean? Nothing they were both very smart inteligent women with respectables GPA

I was about to do an triathlon, but i took an arrow to the knee. It got infected and i promptly died two days later.

What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

Q-Why did the little boy feel hot? A-Because he faceplanted into a bonfire.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a brick at him.

TWO PADDIES PASS A PUB

10 Mexicans are in a car. Who is driving? 1 of the Mexicans.

Whats the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

Why did the black man get some Kool-Aid? Because he was thirsty, and thought Kool-Aid would be able to quench his thirst.

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Im taking a shit right now.

What did the little girl say to her mother? Nothing, the previous day the little girl was kidnapped and rapped by two 40 year old men and was eventually decapitated...she will never speak to her mother again.

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a classified space mission for N.A.S.A.

What did the bicycle say to the fat kid? Nothing, bikes cant talk.

whats brown and sticky? Doody

What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.

Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

What's small, white, and it killed Bruce Lee? Aspirin.

What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?white vans

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