I once was told that life is like a box of chocolates, but then realized that it wasn't

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:)Knock Knock :(Whose's there? :)None ya :(None ya who? :)None ya dam business.

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What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

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Q. How much Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A. None, they just steal one.

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What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Nope! Chuck Testa.

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What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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Did you know there was a black man in my family tree? He married my aunt.

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A man took a crap. . . . It felt amazing

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Jesus Christ

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Roses are gray, violets are blue; I'm red-green colorblind so I occasionally have difficulty seeing most shades of red or green.

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How do you cheat your friend up Throw a BRIC at her face.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he...

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What do you get when you cross a Minotaur with a snowman? A cold mythological creature.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient ability. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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A white man, a black man, and a brown man are all in an elevator. The white man laughs "this is like the start to a racist joke or something." The other two men strangle him because he is white.

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How do you stop a black man from running? You shoot his knee caps.

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Me: "If I had Alzheimers, I would break down into tears." Friend: "Why, you would forget why you were crying..." Me: "Who are you again?"

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A white man/women works behing the counter at a 7/11

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What do you call a green dog? A green dog.

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What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree and onto your head, it will kill you? A pool table.

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Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

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did you hear about the dyslexic journalist? he employed an assistant to double check his work. They worked really well together.

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A horse, a duck, a pig, and a muslim walk into bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the muslim has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in chicago. The bartender reminds the muslim that he is keeping company with a swine, and the muslim feels offended for the poor horse.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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