Yo mama is so fat that her doctor advised her to get some exercise or risk developing a heart condition!

Why do catholic priests enjoy the company of boys? Because they must remain celibate and cannot have children of their own.

Why was the protester on the floor? Because the protest had become a riot, and police brutality is a serious issue.

Why couldnt Jimmy ride a bike? refrigerator

How do you find dennis ferguson? Look at danyons bckground

What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesnt

Q: Why did princess Diana crops the road? A: Because she wasn't wearing a seatbelt

what is green and smells bad? an orange dolphin that poops out rainbows.

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb Wanna go ride bikes?

What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? The extinction of the human species.

Guess what? What? You guessed correctly.

What did Bob say at Fred's house? "I know where Fred lives."

Your mums a potato

Wanna hear a funny joke? Look at the next joke.

How do you make your mom mad? Burn down the house and eat the dog.

A homeless man gets a computer. Later that day he is found dead inside the computer.

They say that there's more than one way to skin a cat...so far iv only found the one.

What's the difference between a Obama and a drug-dealer? I don't know what? I don't know, I was asking if you know...

What is worst than Justin Bieber new album? Being a jew during the holocaust or aids.

I was sitting in traffic the other day. I was runover.

What do you call a Black White supremisist? Well you see the Black man was blind and thought he was a racists redneck. He then contracted cancer.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had bullied 6 and his old pal 21 back in his younger days.

What was so incredible about this bigger new oven i just bought? It could fit twice as many Jews in it. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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