- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, but if the ladder is shaky, you might need another to hold it up.

Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent gets brutally murdered.

A Priest and a Rabbi walk into a bar together. They discuss the fundamentals and aspects of Religion.

What was Hellen Keller's favorite color? Velcro.

Knock knock Who's there? Overused punchline Overused punchline who? The Holocaust.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of four.

Why was Billy no mates? He had no friends.

what do chinese kids make for fathers day? shoes

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, a car ran him over.

What did the T Rex say to the pterodactyl? ROIRWR!!!

Roses are Black, Violets are Black, I am Ray Charles

What do you call a duck who votes democrat? A duck

why did the crops die? because a deranged clown sprayed them with liquid nitrogen.

guess what? i dont know, what? i dont know either, i thought you knew.

There was once a really smart Hufflepuff.

a black guy a mexican guy and a puerto rican guy are driving together in a car whos driving? Whoevers car it is.

How do you get a black person out of a tree? Tell them to come down

what you say to the kid that just hit puberty? your a young man

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What's the difference between The Hulk and The Thing? One is green.

What happens when a truck full of mexicans and a truck full of aisians collide? They all die.

What did the deaf girl get for Christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish

What's worst than finding a worm in your apple Finding half a worm in your apple .....

If i had 100 dollars for every time a black president was assainted i would have 100 dollars in 4 months and six days.

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