Knock knock. Who's there? To To Who? To Whom.

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there was once a time before tht time when there wasnt bonerss there were erectionss CC

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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what did the oven say to the firdge you hot baby

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What's the difference between Paris Hilton and a cow? Cows are ruminants, meaning that they have a digestive system that allows use of otherwise indigestible foods by regurgitating and rechewing them as "cud". Paris Hilton, on the other hand, is a human being. Therefore, her stomach digests the bolus (masticated food) only after it has exited the oesophagus into the body of the organ, where it is digested into chyme and then passed through the pyloric sphincter into the duodenum.

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Why did the water in the lake disappear? There was a toilet at the bottom.

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I dyed my armpit hair blue yesterday because I wanted to start a new trend. My boyfriend later broke up with me.

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There once was a mam from Peru He dreamed he was eating a shoe It wasn't... It was a goat

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How many retards does it take to screw in a lightbulb? No number of them could figure it out. They sit in the dark for hours, scared of the monsters.

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Why was the walrus wearing braces? It wasn't, because it his highly unlikely that people would care about a walrus's dental issues. The walrus would most likely cope with his irregular teeth and move on with its life.

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why was the 6 afraid of the 7? because 7 was a registered 6 offender.

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Whats worse than a baby stapled to a tree? A tree stapled to a baby

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Three children had stumbled upon a magic slide. There was a sign on the slide stating that what ever they shouted, they would land in a pool of it at the bottom of the slide. So the first child began sliding and shouted out "JELLY" and sure enough he landed in a large pool of jelly when he reached the bottom of the slide. The next child, so excited to go down the slide began sliding down. She shouted out "LOLLIES" and sure enough she landed in a large pool of sweets and chocolates at the bottom of the slide. Finally, the youngest girl in the group mounted the slide. As she was going down she was enjoying the slide so much that she shouted "POOS POOS" forgetting the rule of the magic slide and finally landing in a large pool of excrement.

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A man was mowing the lawn. The mower stops, so he look to see if something stuck in the blades. What did he pull out? Nothing, the gas ran out.

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What's worse than eating a baby? Eating two babies filled with maggots.

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last night i was doing some guy in the ass. i went to give him a reach around and the homo had a boner! freakin queer.

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A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

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Why did the pumpkin when orange is not a letter in Spanish? Because moon shoes are der milf

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What is worse than getting stung by 1,000 bees? Getting stung by 1,001 bees.

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What do Ethiopians do on Fridays? Starve.

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q: what do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex? a: sex, just like everyome else calls it

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Violets are blue and/or violet Roses are red so's my blood, see?

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Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so therefore i must be a pig

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Why wasn't the elephant allowed to the pajama party? Because he didnt have any pajamas.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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