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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a school bus full of black people? A school bus

how do you stop a baby from crying? Slit its throat

why did bob fall off the swing Because he got hit by a microwave

Yo mama is so short, she has trouble reaching the top shelf.

Why was segregation made Illegal? because its more fun to break the law

What the difference between a black person and a piece of shit in a bucket? The bucket

Why was the strict Asian father angry when his son got an A- on his test? He found out that his son had been cheating.

Tell me you're a rapist. You're a rapist. This joke makes no sense. Mashed potatoes.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Little Miss Muffet sat on her tuffet eating her curds and way, along came a spider who sat there beside her and asked, "Hey bitch what's in the bowl?"

knock knock whos there? aids aids who? aids aids who? i dont go away

A man with no legs walks into a bar. Just kidding...

What do you call a Mexican guy in America? A Mexican American

What happens when Lord Voldemort tries to kill Harry Potter? He is unsuccessful.

A man walks into a dairy. Most people will not get this as it is cultural slang and they will think it is referring to dairy products.Oh well. This was going to be a good joke.

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot!

How do you make a mime cry? Hit him with an axe

what has wheels and drives? a boat i lied about the wheels

5 Christians, 4 Arabs, 3 Jews, and a Monkey are locked in a room with sticky bombs, hand grenades, a bible, and some bananas. What do they do? play scrabble

whats the difference between a bird and a turtle? they can both fly but the turtle cant

Q: Why did Steve fall out of the tree A: He was raking the leaves

Just happy you are back Nero, I have no idea what a proxy is but I am at my mum`s place, is everything alright between us now?

What part of a vegetable are you not supposed to eat? His wheelchair.

Do you know the difference between a dinosaur and a slice of bread? No. You're pretty stupid then.

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