A bear walks into a bar. The bear is then shot by the bartender with the shotgun kept under the counter.

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A Jew with a boner runs into a wall, what hits first? His nose

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What's wrong with black people? They tend to make mistakes, as do all humans

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Why do women have boobs? So you've got something to look at while you talk to them. That's sexist... I'm sorry.

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Why couldn't the mexican make a taco? He died.

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Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti Only musicians will understand.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Q: What's red and bad for your teeth? A: Bricks.

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What did the tooth brush say to the toothe paste? Minorities.

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chickens, roads, horses, bars,roses, violets, sally, knock, knock, fnord

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A magician tells the boy to get into the box and locks him in. He wasn't a magician.

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Why did the airplane crash into the ocean? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What is black and white and red all over? A nun that just fell down the stairs.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I look down My pants are brown.

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Why doesn't McDonald's sell hot dogs? They don't want to advertise for McWeenies.

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What do you call a joke that is not funny? An un - funny joke.

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why did the hater hate? everyone else has a much better life

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What did the little girl say to her mother? Nothing, the previous day the little girl was kidnapped and rapped by two 40 year old men and was eventually decapitated...she will never speak to her mother again.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Lebron traveled

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what do you get when you cross a red snugulo and a blue glurga? your on acid

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What is Brown And Sticky ? ......... a Stick

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KONY 2012! *world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa* Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

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A man walks into a bar, buys a pint of beer, talks to his friends for while and leaves.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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