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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats on object, almost tube like that squirts thick white liquid from the top elmer's glue

why did the teacher quit her job and become a musician? Because her class was very mean to her and growing up she had always wanted to play music

A recently widowed blond was on her way to an appointment with her attractive physician, when she realized that she was almost out of gas, so she stopped to refuel at a station near his office.

What's the difference between an airplane and a cantaloupe? What? Wow your a dumby head.

What is the worst party ever? Nazi.

Q:Whats worse then hard nipples A:The holocaust

Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some exercise. They were getting terribly overweight.

Guess what? What? You guessed correctly.

What did the customer say to the waiter when he found a fly in his soup? Sorry to bother you on your break, but why didn't I get a fly in MY soup?

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I've just bought a chainsaw, and I will now decapitate you.

Whats the difference between Qantas and Malaysia Airlines? Qantas only looses money.

Why did the girl throw away her hairspray? Because she realized the harmful contaminants emitted from the nozzle were expediting the deterioration of the ozone layer thus contributing to global warming.

Why did the German burn the Jew? Because he dropped his tea.

What did the baby do when it crossed the rode? It didn't get across it got hit by a car.

What would you do for a kwuandike bar? Anything clean and sanitary that wouldn't provide harm to me or others near me

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Politely say "Hey you, get out of the tree."

why did the chicken cross the road ? how else is he going to get to the other side

Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti Only musicians will understand.

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

Whats green and smells like a red apple? A green apple

Knock knock who's there atch watch who? bless you

Did you hear the one about the dead guy? Apparently he was no longer living.

"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "It's Dallas" "Dallas Who" James and Dallas's relashonship quickly deteriorated as Dallas realized he and James been best friends for 2 years and James doesn't even know his name.

whose a bitch? ian doyle's a bitch

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