Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have Alzheimer's Hey i just met you

a man walked into a bar today he suffers from depression from his wife leaving him and taking custody of the children on the grounds that he is an alcoholic and is unfit to raise children

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is an object and the black man is a human being.

Why was chuck norris the anti christ? Christianity was being threatened....

What has a black, blue, and red all over? Timmy. He was mugged, and vigorously raped.

Why did the retarded man fail his math test? He didn't study.

A cat walks into a bar. He orders some beer. The bartender asks, why the sad face. The cat replies, "I got laid off"

Whats the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

Why lets go Mets? Lets go Yankees!

Son: Mommy can I have some cookies? Mom: Sure, they're on the top shelf! Son: But I don't have any arms! Mom: No arms, no cookies!

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple, finding two worms in your apple. Whats worse than finding two worms in your apple, the Holocaust. Whats worse than the Holocaust, finding three worms in your apple.

What do you do if you see a Mexican riding a bike? Say "Hello." It is polite.

what kind of mexicans are NOT in the U.S. -legal

Roses are red, violets are blue. This is a poem about flowers.

dont insult justin bieber, she has feelings too!

I typed in in a Anti-joke and realized it was kind of hard.

why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he wanted to walk and the road was the only available place to do so

What did the dog say to the rabbit? I quite liked Prince's first album.

Guy 1: (to guy 2) Close your eyes, stand on one leg, spin around, and yell "I have never eaten a cucumber!". Guy 2: No. Guy 1: Ok.

What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby? You take your boots of before jumping on the trampoline!!!!!!!!!

What do you call a kid that hasnt passes 7th grade? A 6th grader

Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

Want to hear a joke? Obama

Why didn't Johnny's father come home? He was killed in Afghanistan.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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