- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to form the basis of an extremly popular jokewhich would grace the schoolyards around the world for centurys to come!

Why was little Mat petting his dog? Just kidding his dog died in a house fire... so did little Mat

Why did the blonde get fired from the m&m factory? She made skittles.

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Why was the pirate not allowed into the movie? tickets were sold out

knok knok whos there know one cares your gay

how did the kenyan get away from the cup He didnt he got arrested

A Jew, a black man and a Christian enter a bar. Black people werent allowed in at the time so he was escorted out. The Jew And Christian have a blast and the time of their lives that night.

So a train conductor is going at 70 mph to to a destination 50 miles away. He goes over 3 hills, one at 20 mph, the other 42 mph, and the last at 63 mph. He crosses 2 bridges at 47 mph each. What did the train conductors mom eat for dinner that night Nothing she had cancer and died.

Knock knock. Why are you saying that, you should actually knock the door. Oh ok.

What do you say when you see a flying donkey Wtf

Britney got to the top of the building. What did she do next? She jumped off to end her miserable life

You Scream, I Scream, The cops come, It's awkward

What did the black man say to the mexican? Hello

Q: Why is Alzheimer not funny? A: To get to the other side.

What did the mexican firefighter name his kids? Jose and Pablo

Where would you find 10 dead babies buried next to each other? In a cemetary.

How many pancakes does it take to make a dog house? None because alligators don't fly.

A muslim walks out of a plane.

Q: what white hard and huge and it can kill you if you fall out of a tree? A: a refrigerator

Why did my car stop suddenly? I had arrived at my appropriate destination.

How many blondes does it take to screw a lightbulb? There's too little information to come up with a reasonable answer.

A man walks into a bar. Oh, wait, no. It was a horse. So... A man walks into a horse

Why didn't the Hispanic die in the bus explosion? Because he was at home playing with his children when it happened.

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