The President, The Pope, and a small child are all in an airplane when the pilot announces that the plane is going to crash. They crash into the ocean and quickly remember that there is a life vest under their seats, which they promptly put on and safely inflate after exiting the cabin of the aircraft.

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Q.How do you scare an emo?? A.Run after them with plasters

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What's the difference between an elephant and a moscito? There are several differencies. Firstly, the elephant is a mammal and the moscito is an insect.

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A mother and her child run into the store... The mother opens the door, so the child does not run into the store again.

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Neither did she.

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Whats blue, flies with wings, weights over two tons, and has a rocket engine with six eyeballs? *hayball rolls* Moral: Im the one asking you...

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How many elbows does a Jew have? 2

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Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? Nope! I'm a person! - SMC Digital

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A man walks into a bar. I don't remember the rest, but your mother's a whore.

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If the shoe fits....... its probably your size.

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A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar. The rabbi says "ow my head"

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Two members of the KKK walk into the bar into a bar. The bartender asks, "what do you think of Obama?" One of the KKK members says "he is my President, I respect him."

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whats shaped like a tree. A tree.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

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Q: What did the clam say to the postman? Moral: "Hey its me the worlds only talking clam! How you doing dude!"

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How does Batman's mother call him to dinner? She doesn't, she's dead.

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What is a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

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Ask me if I'm a tree "are you a tree?" No

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Yo mama is so fat that her doctor advised her to get some exercise or risk developing a heart condition!

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Why did the father leave work early on his son's birthday? He was rushed to the hospital after facing a severe heart attack due to a history of cardiovascular disease in his family.

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why did the kid strike out in baseball he had leprosy and his arms were amputated

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When life gives you lemons, take them. Free stuff is cool.

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Dont be racist be like mario he is an italian who looks like a mexican speaks english and picks up coins like a jew.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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