- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do you know what the forest fire got for Christmas? Your house

How much does a polar bear weigh? About 800 pounds

an islamic man with a strange bag walk into thr airport. he is probably heading toward his flight like any other person.

"HEY DUMB FU** THIS STUFF IS SUPPOSED TO BE FUNNY!!!" SAID SIMON COWELL!!!

How do you kill a blonde? You stab her many times in the ear with a fork......Then finsih her off with a spoon. No knives those hurts

A boy got scratched by a dog and nearly killed him. When he grew up, a dog came running up to him and started biting and scratching him till he couldn't handle it. Then a plane crashed into him and he died.

Whats worse than tripping? Getting shot

A farmer accidentally trips his wife. She falls down the stairs and the farmer is quickly arrested for murder.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapeled to the chicken

I was going to tell a gay joke. But that would offensive

What did Marshawn Lynch say? Yeah

y was John so sad becaus his mom took his phone

What's long, hard, and contains semen? A submarine.

Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? That's the joke.

What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a ferrari? You can't find a ferrari in my garage.

What do you call a one eyed hippo? A do-you-think-he-potamus

Why couldn't the 13 year old get into the pirate movie? He has cancer and is dying in the hospitable.

Why did the bird fall out of the sky? It had no wings.

jim davidson , nick griffin , and bernard manning walk into a bar , and order a bitter, a lager, and a stout respectfully

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how do you make a plumber cry? you kill his family!

Knock knock Who's there? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

Robert Palmer: Doctor Doctor give me the news! Doctor: You have contracted lung cancer and AIDS. You will die before Christmas.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have chlamydia, and now so do you!

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