What's black and hangs from my tree? A black man. I am a racist.

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Yo mama's so fat, I gave her a compliment because we should embrace body acceptance.

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What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? Whatever her name is.

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Two Pigs are in a bath. One pig says to the other "pass me the soap", to which the other pig replies "Do I look like a typewriter?"

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Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumpty had a great fall Humpty Dumpty is an egg so nobody cares

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What do you get when you cross isopropil alcohol,ammonia; dish detergent fluid, water, vinegar, and lemon oil? Window Cleaner.

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What junk did she have in her trunk? Mcdonalds because shes fat as hell.

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I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

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What's one plus one? two.

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roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.

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So a guy comes into a bar... And he is cited for public indecency.

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You know what they say about guys with big feet. They have big feet.

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Yolo Pierre because of Etzio tickle shits faggatron and individual nut join forces to become the shit suckers

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? -Gave her a timeout

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Knock knock Whos there your son your son who holy shit dad just let me in

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Why is the black guy jobless? He's 3 years old.

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Don`t be mean? WOMAN! DO YOU NOT HOW TERRIBLE THE DEMAND YOU MAKE IS? ...Fine alright, I wont leave you hanging then... So I wont call. Moral: "Seriously though, I am leaving too, but I want the top comment"

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Why don't vampires like garlic? Every vampires was raped by a garlic salesman.

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Q: Do you know how to save a black man from drowning? A: No. GOOD!

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A seal walks into a club. The man proceeds to skin it and sell the fur for profit.

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What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench? An effect of an overcrowded theme park

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A chronic hemophilliac walks into a bar. He cuts himself and bleeds to death.

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What do you call a bear in an elevator?...A fire hazard.

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