- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because it was tired of the people on the side she was on who told lame anti jokes, so she tried to stay away from them.

An elephant walked into a pub and ordered a strong Vodka and Coke. "Long day?" asked the barman. "Yeah. Very. So many people stroking my trunk in my apartment - It's meant to be a private place. I'm scared to go back there. One child said they were going to rape me."

Why is my brother so bad at making anti jokes cuz HE HAS a sense of humor

What happened to The Guy when he got pissed on he was wet

How many alzheimers patients does it take to screw in a light bulb? To get to the other side

What happened when the Irish ran out of potatoes? Millions starved.

Correct grammar and proper use of capitals on the internet. Oh yeah, and a horse walked into a bar. It didn't think much of it.

So the question i got asked in order to post this was: Which one is easiest? and I thought to myself, the slutty one, obviously!!

Roses are black. Violets black. Guns are black. My van is black.

Why couldn't little Tiffany play kickball with the other kids at recess? I chopped her legs off.

What goes round and knocks on windows? A paedophile.

Did you hear the joke about the pencil? Nevermind it was pointless.

Two black guys walk into a bar. One of them was white.

Why did the Titanic sink, even though people said it was unsinkable? Grit and determination.

What do you call a dead guy under the ocean? Murder.

what is yellow and burns? -a fire

What happens when you finish a bottle of Sprite? You finish it

what looks like a banana? a penis

What goes up and down but never physically moves? My grade.

Why was the Muslim crying? Because his brother got hit by a bus.

What Sound does a baby make in a blender? I don't know I'm to busy masturbating to it

In Soviet Russia, it is usually cold throughout the year, as it is located in a colder region of the planet.

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint.

What is an antijoke? Not Knock

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