knock knock - whos there whos there -"im confused" try it on someone

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was in the oven because the farmer was cooking it for dinner.

A priest, a pedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a drink.

What did Ben's Graandma get him for Christmas? Nothing, she died on Thanksgiving!

What's funnier than 24? 9/11

What do you call someone who thinks they're funny but in reality isn't? Adam chapali Knock knock Who's there? NOT adam chapali

A brunette, a redhead and a blonde are on the run from the police. They see a barn, and decide to hide inside it. They find three burlap sacks, and each hide in one. The police enter the barn, arrest each of the girls, and sentence them to life imprisonment for murder.

what did the kid with no hair get for christmas? cancer.

So mind telling me why you wont call me? And why, you know... Are you avoiding this condition of yours?

In soviet russia, child molests you! Unfortunately true

why was the black guy smelly? because his white friend threw him in a dumpster

Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

A black man is trapped inside a bottle, how does he get out? He doesn't it is simply impossible for a human to get trapped inside a bottle.

what do you call a black guy with a bachelor's degree? by his first name, "Carl".

Why did the middle-aged lady have a heart attack? Years of heavy smoking, alcohol abuse and lack of exercise had taken its toll on her body, causing it to age prematurely. @JWest

A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar and the bartender says: "Where would you like to sit, gentlemen"?

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What do Selena and Justin, Kate and William, and Barack and Michelle all have in common? Nothing.

A man walks into a bar gets drunk gets in his car and has a terrible crash because he was to intoxicated the end.

Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

As we had been trying for some months now, I called my wife to ask her the result of her pregnancy test. A stranger answered and promptly told me she was killed in a car crash.

Why did moral man lose his superpowers? Because he read the pointless superpowers section and realized its pointless... Moral: yeah this is my power... :(

Doctor! doctor! I feel like a bridge! That's the least of your problems you've got cancer by ndc

Roses are red, violets are blue, your Mom is a fake, she adopted you!

Anti Joke

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