- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is black and white, and red all over? A mutilated penguin.

Yo mama's so fat, she died of a mixture of obesity and type 1 diabetes.

Knock Knock.

An overweight person falls down the stairs.. They had to be taken to A&E as they suffered very serious injuries.

what do you call a cat that cant meow? Charlie Sheen.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken had just escaped from the slaughterhouse where he witnessed the brutal decapitation of his entire family and in his heightened emotional state was unable to map out a safer and more sensible route.

what happened when joey asked the teacher to go to the restroom? The Teacher said "yes you may go to the restroom," not even putting into consideration that joey was a ginger and discriminating him because of it.

What is worse than being killed in a car crash? Having your girlfriend in the car with you.

Two strawberries are sitting in a bathtub. One says to the other, "Can you pass the soap?" The other one says, "What do I look like, a typewriter?!"

I like my women how i like my coffee. Without a penis.

what do you get when you have an albino black man, a lesbian middle eastern siamese twin of the female gender, a polygamist indian and a jewish native american? A very cultured and diversified posse of hostages. Take your pick.

Yo mama's so ugly, one day she looked in the mirror and her face was a wreck. Later that day she committed suicide.

what is the difference between a picture of brooklyn decker and my grandma....i jack off to the picture of my grandma

Wht did noah7262 cross the road? to abandon his friends and play Modern Warfare 3 on xbox live. asshole.

Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent get brutally murdered.

WELCOME TO THE GARLIC BOYS SHOW! So kids, what are we gonna eat today? POTATOES! FUUUUUUU! Moral: You say tomata, I say WROOOOOOOONG, you say cheap I say your mother.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Light turned green, indicating that it was a safe and appropriate time to cross

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

How do you make a mailman cry? Kill his family.

whats green and lives in the water

What is black and white and red all over? Zebra domestic violence isn't funny.

Why did Steve Jobs die? Because he had cancer

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