What's Black, white, green, and red? To bloody zebras fighting over a pickle

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how do i know if my husband is cheating? beat him until he tells you

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What did the boy say to his father? I don't know. With the seemingly infinite number of topics that two people could discuss and the fact that both the father and son are fictional, it would be unreasonable and border edge mentally unstable for me to assume that you would know what they may or may not be talking about.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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roses are red violets are blue do i care? no.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This is a poem The End

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Why is Timmy afraid of x-rays? The last time Timmy had an x-ray, the radiation was too much for him, giving him terminal cancer, which also explains why he will die in the next 24 hours.

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Why did the woman go out of the kitchen? She did not because she had a curse put on by a man off the streets of Greek row a Yale that said u may never leave the closest kitchen near this very spot, and it turns out that the closest kitchen was in a frat house across the street so now she is stuck in the kitchen making sandwiches for all the frat bros at this Yale frat house, So basically she was in her place

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A man with a barbie doll walks into a bar. He goes up to the bartender and says "I bet you $100 that I can turn this barbie doll into a beautiful lady". The bartender laughs and says "Okay." The man takes out a brush and begins brushing the doll's hair. Seconds later the man has a seizure and falls to floor a dies. It turns out he was a drug addict and had a fatal over dose. The bartender never got his $100.

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Today i decided to burn calories, so I grabbed my lighter from the counter and put it in my pocket and proceeded to the treadmill.

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yo mama is so fat she has more rolls than basken robins does flavors

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the mean terrorist said "i am going to kill your mother" that mother is now dead

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What did the alphabetical soup spell for little Bobby? U gOt SUzie prEgnant ....... aGaiN

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Why didn't Sarah come to school today? She had a heart attack and died.

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What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are the same.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Pokerface.

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LIKE FOR GANGNAM STYLE. DISLIKE FOR JUSTIN BIEBER LETS SEE WHO WINS

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Listen Nero, you consider us like friends too right?

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Randomly Dialed Homeowner: Hello? Prankster: Hello is your regrigerator running? Randomly Dialed Homeowner: Yes... Prankster: Oh good. I was just calling to make sure. Have a good day!

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Relax, close down the place, he wont get very far. The rest of you better stay inside, and I promise you will all remain safe and secure.

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roses are red violets are blue im not good at poems so fuck you too.

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Why could'nt the Jew drink milk? He was laptose intolerant.

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knock knock who's there i am dead i am dead who i am just dead u idiot!!!!!

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A man walks into a bar... He has a severe drinking problem, and his wife weeps for him

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