- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from a fat emo girl with a knife

How much does a polar bear weigh? Depends on the polar bear and its dietary habits

why did the man beat his wife? why not?

They say that there's more than one way to skin a cat...so far iv only found the one.

Why did Suzie's friend put rubbish in her mouth? Because Suzie is a rubbish bin.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Why did James drop his ice-cream? He was mourning the loss of his mother to terminal illness so he threw himself in front of a train.

A man rode into town on Friday and came out on Friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a couple of hours

Q: Who was the most famous French skeleton? A: Napoleon bone-apart.

Why did the black man go to the back of the bus? The only unoccupied seats were back there.

Why did your mom fall off the swing? I shot him.

how do you kill a black guy ? AIDS

knock knock whos there? your mom really? well whats she wearing a refridgerator.

Where did the little boy go on vacation? His mother's funeral.

What's fat and ugly? Your face ... But only if its fat and ugly

wheres an unexpected place to find sand? a human pancreas.

woman's rights

What did the man do with the naked baby girl? He put some clothes on her and proceded to lay her down for a nap.

Barack Obama is a good president.

What did the terrorist do to the small village? Destroy it with a bomb vest.

What do Selena and Justin, Kate and William, and Barack and Michelle all have in common? Nothing.

Sometimes while i am play my music loudly in my apartment my neighbor knocks on the wall He is slowly losing his grip on reality and believes the wall is a door

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

why did the black man cross the road? to get away from the racists

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