What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

My captcha thing says "hulk smash" lol bahahahahahahaha, k

How do you get girls to watch a crappy movie? Tell them Taylor Lautner is in it.

Q:How many cavemans does it take to screw in a lightbulb A: None there was no electricity back then

What's so funny about Mexicans? Nothing. They're all humans too.

roses are grey violets are grey either i am a dog or i am color blind i cant tell im deaf go die in a hole

Why was the phone wearing glasses? It lost its contacts!

What did spongebob say to patrick? Im ready! im ready!

Why did the accident happen? The breaks on the car stopped working. Why did the breaks stop working? The driver was drunk.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? A Holocaust in your apple.

A man walked into a bar and a knife seventeen times.

Sir, do you know what time it is? Yes, it is 5:15 PM

hi

Do you want to hear a joke, Women's rights

knock knock whos there I AM YOUR MOTHER!!!!

Q - Why did the baby spit out his dummy? A - Because i stabbed him.

Racial Equality

My friend, who has struggled with a lifelong battle against anorexia, died yesterday..." "Oh my god, I'm so sorry!" "Yeah, me too. The car ran the stoplight and it was all over...

How many people with Alzheimer's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

How many lemurs does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

Why did the chicken cross the road? If i knew, I'd tell you.

Ask me if I'm a tree? Are you a tree? No.

why did the man have a hole in his face? because syphillis had eaten a hole in it

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer murdered his family

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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