Justin Beiber has fame, his own bodyguards, he has performed many shows and has everyone's attention. What do you have? A penis.

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Why did Jimmy never like old people? Because he was abused as a child by one.

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I have 20 dollars and 27 cents. How much money do I have? 20.28$ I found a penny.

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What did Harold homeless man get for his Birthday? after several years of a meth abuse Harold lost contact with his family. As a result Harold received nothing but an extra bowl of soup at his local soup kitchen.

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Why did the blond have a wierd look on her face? Because she was ugly

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Ross Tumilty is gay 8===D

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Hey I just meet you. And this is crazy, but im a Zombie. And you looks tasty!

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whats the difference between harry potter and a jew? harry potter can escape the chamber

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What's small, furry and looks like a mouse? Most probably a mouse but given the large number of mammals with similar appearances to a mouse it could easily be a shrew, vole or even a rat if you don't know your rodents very well.

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Why did the chicken cross the road...

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Q: how do you drown a blond A: put a mirror at the bottom of a pool

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What goes up and down, up and down, up and down, forever? An insult to Newtonian physics.

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Whats worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Finding out that that apple was the tip of a dick

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Why do things made by Glen taste so good? Because he has mastered the cream

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A man walked into a bar....he's OK.

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How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Depends on the car.

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Why did the man scream? because he was run over.

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Why did the little boy fall down? Be he had the downs.

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what did spiderman say before he saved mary jane? ill save you mary jane.

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What does a black man love more than anything? His family you racist c u n t.

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Why couldn't the girl eat her pizza? She had no face.

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What's black and white and red all over? A dead penguin

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What did the giraffe say to the other giraffe. Nothing, giraffes are animals and thus cannot speak

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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