- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why don't women drive more? Because statistically the man offers to drive more frequently

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Why did the man give money to a drug dealer? He lost a bet.

Did you hear the one about the nascar driver who couldn't pass his road test? No. It's true, he couldn't pass his road test.

A blind man crosses the street... he is hit by a car

What are the differences between a black man and a park bench? One's a chair and ones a person.

Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because black people are usually stronger than chicken. If they weren't, chickens would probably eat fried black people.

Why did a girl get an STD? She had sex.

Why did the man go to McDonalds? Because he was a pedophile.

What did the man think as the foul baseball flew rapidly toward his face? Oh man, I thought my tickets were to an NBA game.

What's the difference between a microwave and hamster? They're both furry except for the microwave

What separates man from animal? Divorce.

What did the star say to the asteroid? Nothing, astral bodies can't talk, you dipshit.

Q: Why did the child fall? A: Because I shot him in the leg.

So a blond, a brunette, a ninja, a pirate, a priest, a rabbi, a mathematician and an engineer all walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What, is this some kind of joke?"

Your big dick.

I wondered why the piano was getting bigger. Then it hit me... I'm sorry I have visual agnosia

i have a black man in my family tree. i am 25% african american among several other ethnicities.

Whats the difference between a Jew and a Pig? One makes bacon when smoked.

Why did the chicken cross the road? because it ran away and it's coop was on the other side of the road

-Is your refrigerator running? -Yes. -Just wondering.

dylan wishes he could come up with funny jokes. but that is impossible for a man trying to bat with a .5inch ****

Hey man, you the tall one! Yes? Do you understand me? No. But you do overstand me right? Yeah, I overstand most people.

What do you call an animal with 4 legs ? A dog...

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