- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. How many men did it take to build a wall? A. None, the wall is already built.

Two muffins are in an oven. Neither of them talk due to the fact that they are muffins and are inanimate, therefore denying them the ability to talk.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

Why did Romney loose the election? Because Obama had more votes

A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. There is a frog in his beer.

I am green. You are blue. Jokes are infinite. This is too.

Nock Nock Whose there? Your mom. Stop locking your door.

Whats the difference between a Jew and a Pig? One makes bacon when smoked.

Why did the chicken cross the road? because it ran away and it's coop was on the other side of the road

-Is your refrigerator running? -Yes. -Just wondering.

i have a black man in my family tree. i am 25% african american among several other ethnicities.

dylan wishes he could come up with funny jokes. but that is impossible for a man trying to bat with a .5inch ****

what do you call something that dosint exist? nothing.

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You take a survey of all citizens that live in the country of Mexico, find the wealth of each individual person, and whoever has the most money is the richest person in Mexico.

Why didn't little jimmy take out the trash? He is a rock

What do you call an animal with 4 legs ? A dog...

Hey man, you the tall one! Yes? Do you understand me? No. But you do overstand me right? Yeah, I overstand most people.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, a car ran him over.

Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because black people are usually stronger than chicken. If they weren't, chickens would probably eat fried black people.

Why did a girl get an STD? She had sex.

What did the man think as the foul baseball flew rapidly toward his face? Oh man, I thought my tickets were to an NBA game.

Q: Why did the child fall? A: Because I shot him in the leg.

Why did the man go to McDonalds? Because he was a pedophile.

What separates man from animal? Divorce.

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