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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock The boy doesn't answer because it's dangerous to open your door to strangers while home alone.

So there is a muslum, then he flew a plane into a building and died a sudden death. But he was wearing a helmet.

Michael Jackson and Barack Obama talked to each other about oreos

Why did the little girl have grass stains on her white dress? Because she was dragged into the forest and raped.

So three men walk into a bar and buy a round of drinks for everyone. As they do this, three kenyans die of dehydration while their families weep at their feet.

Yo mamma's so stupid she failed the SAT.

What is mary short for? Mary had an accident with a semi-truck and had to get both of her legs amputated.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

You know what's funny? You can't spell manslaughter without laughter.

Q:why did the guy go to the doctor? A:I dunno, he must have gone for a good reason

An elephant walks into a bar. Several people are trampled.

Why did the chicken cross the road? You reading another one of these again?

A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

Why did the boy throw the clock out of the window? Because it was broken.

My dog has no nose. How does it smell? It doesn't

What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

Once, a woman told her son to be a peach and fetch some sugar. Little did she know that a genie heard her. The next day, she was horrified to find her son gone and a peach in his bed.

What did Jamaal say when he was in Walmart? I'm Jamaal and I'm in Walmart.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To try to get the antidote for his dying baby chick.

What do you call three black guys in a bar? A bar.

What did the dog say to the rabbit? I quite liked Prince's first album.

What did the customer say to the waiter when he found a fly in his soup? Sorry to bother you on your break, but why didn't I get a fly in MY soup?

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What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

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