- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, The first line is spelled wrong, Ha, I tricked you

Roses are red, Violets are red, I have a dead body, What do I do.

What did the blind man say to his wife? -would you mind helping me upstairs, for I cannot see.

What did the Nazi Death Camp Guard say to the escaping prisoner? - Nothing. He shot him in his face.

What do a black man and a dog have in common? They're both going to die some day.

thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

Going up to someone and saying, "my mom is dead and my dad tryd killing himself, can i have a ride home?"

Wanna here a funny joke... Trevor michael dyess's social life.

knock knock whos there santa santa who .....long pause he doesnt exist now go shoot urself

Me: What postion in baseball does a cat play? You: I don't know? What? Me: I don't know i haven't eaten that part yet.

Why did little Sammy die of boredom? The WNBA was on

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are yellow Grass is green

Why did the car go down the road? Someone was driving it. Why did the car stop? Because he suddenly fell and had a stroke.

Why can't the man get a good jod? Because he did not go to college and there for did not get a good education.

why didn't the chicken cross the road? It was very unhealthy, and had a heart attack attempting too

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

what did the dog say to the cat nothing because dogs can`t talk and if they could talk the cat wouldn`t understand him because cats can`t talk

What did the hitler youth kid get for Christmas? An easy bake oven and a G.I. Jew.

How did the girl cross the road? --she didn't, she died trying because she was blind and didn't see the sign that said "Don't Walk"

what's black and white and red all over? nothing... it's red

You're tearing apart, Lisa!

Q - What is worse than a nerdy joke on anti-jokes with a lot of big words in it? A - Although I get scared when i see big words, the page long jokes are probably worse

your mama is so fat, she sat on the ipod touch and made the ipad.

roses are red hula is hula when i walk in cass i see a big tula

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