Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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roses are red ur face is too and if u r hot my penis is going in u

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Whats black and can run fast? a panther.... racist

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How do you stop a black man from spitting? People of all races and colours are quite within their right to spit on their own property whenever they wish. However if anyone spits on or near you, you could report him to the police, but don't expect to be taken seriously.

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A blonde goes to school, and completes a difficult math problem.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Its children were just slaughtered.

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A white man walks into a bar. Then he gets a beer.

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Why wasn't the white guy voted for president? He had down syndrome

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BEST PLACE IN THE WORLD COPENHAGEN !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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whats every colour and loved by everyone Mario

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a man with a scar on his right hand walked in to a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x z y.

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Weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee

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Why are all teachers stupid? They´re not. Why would you say that?

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Why was i said when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

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A person affected by Alzheimer's is asked a knock knock question- Knock Knock Who's there? Boo Wait what are we doing again?

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Me: Have you ever eaten Ethiopian food? You: No. Me: Neither have they.

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my friend died in a car crash, now i have no friends.

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Where did Suzy go after the explosion? - Everywhere.

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Why did the man cross the road? His mother had recently passed away after a 12 year battle with lung cancer and is visiting her tombstone.

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What happened to The Guy when he got pissed on he was wet

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If I was trapped in a closet with you and a bear, and I only had two bullets, I would shoot you twice!

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Why did Billy fall off his bike? He tried to kill himself.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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