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What did the fat girl mean when she said, " last night was amaziing?" that pizza pie you shared was very well crafted and baked

What did one lawyer say to the other? Your son's coming to my son's birthday party, right?

A man walks into a bar, and promptly leaves because he left his kid in the car.

Reality is often boring. TV is often bad for you. Reality TV is boring AND bad for you.

A man went skydiving and tragically died.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to escape the evil villains in giant mech suits.

Why didn't Johnny's father come home? He was killed in Afghanistan.

What is life? Paul.

what do you call a mexican with a rubber blanket cold

Person 1: So now that were friends on facebook, you wanna hang out? Person 2: No I'd rather not.

How do you circumcise a cat? Shoot an orphan in the leg with a rail gun.

what do you call a blind man who buys a caller i.d.? handicapped

Whats long and black and goes around corners? The unemployment line.

An Englishman, a Scotsman, an Irishman, a Welshman, a Latvian, a Turk, a German, an Indian, several Americans (including a southerner [but certainly not a redneck!], a New Englander, and a Californian), an Argentinian, a Dane, an Australian, a Slovakian, an Egyptian, a Japanese, a Moroccan, a Frenchman, a New Zealander, a Spaniard, a Russian, a Guatemalan, a Colombian, a Pakistani, a Malaysian, a Croatian, a Uzbek, a Cypriot, a Pole, a Lithuanian, a Chinese, a Sri Lankan, a Lebanese, a Cayman Islander, a Ugandan, a Vietnamese, a Korean, a Uraguayan, a Czech, an Icelander, a Mexican, a Finn, a Honduran, a Panamanian, an Andorran, an Israeli, a Venezuelan, a Fijian, a Peruvian, an Estonian, a Brazilian, a Portuguese, a Liechtensteiner, a Mongolian, a Hungarian, a Canadian, a Moldovan, a Haitian, a Norfolk Islander, a Macedonian, a Bolivian, a Cook Islander, a Tajikistani, a Samoan, an Armenian, a Aruban, an Albanian, a Greenlander, a Micronesian, a Virgin Islander, a Georgian, a Bahamanian, a Belarusian, a Cuban, a Tongan, a Cambodian, a Qatari, an Azerbaijani, a Romanian, a Chilean, a Kyrgyzstani, a Jamaican, a Filipino, a Ukrainian, a Dutchman, a Taiwanese, an Ecuadorian, a Costa Rican, a Swede, a Bulgarian, a Serb, a Swiss, a Greek, a Belgian, a Singaporean, an Italian, a Norwegian and 47-53 Africans walk into a fine restaurant. Fortunately," said the snooty maître d', "we'll let you come in without a Thai.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

What is your name? My name is Jeff

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

There's a Mexican and a black guy in a car... Who's driving? The Cop!!!

How old is victor? Half past dead

Why does Snoop Dog carry an umbrella? For rain.

What do you call two spaniards talking in French. Bilingual.

What's the difference between epistemological pluralism.

Where is aodhan's ma? Jail, she was cought with a bag full of the white powder.

ur left leg is cristmas nd ur right leg is thanks giving can i vist