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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats funnier than a baby in a jar? A baby in ten jars.

What's the quickest way to a man's heart? A knife.

Whats brown and sticky? Brown paint,

Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Skies are blue

What do you call a house big enough to fit all the poor people in America? A fairly large establishment without quality standards.

A man and a bird are on the edge of a cliff. The man falls off and dies and the bird flies away because birds can fly and people can't.

What's a vampire's favorite dessert? Vampire's don't exist What's Helen Keller's favorite dessert? Helen Keller doesn't exist

Showcasing you? Really? I am tired too, yeah its daytime here as well, sleep well then. Hey, by the way, when you where like posting a lot of weird comments, where you trying to impress me?

Two black guys walk into a bar. The bartender says "what are you doing here" and the black guys say "to get a drink"....

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

(To the pretty girl at the bar) "Was your father a thief? Because I really would like to have sexual intercourse with you."

-Bumper Sticker- Honk if you love Jesus. (Text while driving if you want to meet him)

What did the lady say to the boy who's parents just died? Haha, your parents just died.

A: Did you know Helen Keller had a treehouse? B: No. A: Neither did she.

Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

How do you get a Jew to jump off a cliff? You kidnap his family and threaten to kill them if he doesn’t.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Wanna buy some meth.

If Hellen Keller could meet Obama, what would she say? Nothing.

Tom: Knock knock! Guy: Who's there? Tom: Carrot. Guy: Impossible.

what do grown up's do at night when everyone lese is asleep? Go to sleep as well

When life gives you a hamburger, you know you're at Mr. Life's Hamburger Stand on 8th Avenue.

Why did Little Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Why are the deserts so dry? Obama

How does a dyslexic person read the word 'schitzophrenia'? Schitzophrenia. I leid abuot teh dyslxeia.

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