Why did Lucy drop her ice-cream ? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who is there ? NOT LUCY !

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Is it considered sexual harassment if a midget says to a woman, "your hair smells nice"? Holy crap i don't like black people.

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Knock, knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who?

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What's worse than a dead baby? What a sick question. Most would argue that nothing is worse than the death of an infant.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? - Probably about 5 or 6, depending on the car.

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what do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night and see your tv floating thats odd.

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Well, I guess it's back to the drawing board.

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What is the biggest lie of 2011? "I do"- Kim kardashian

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Why did the chick cross the road? Because she's a gold digger homie, dat chick is greedy like a mofo. She be all up in your grill and sheit tryin' getchu to spend your money lik dat homie ditch dat hoe, she aint even worth it brotha.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

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Q: how do you test the sharpness of a knife A: stab someone MR

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YODO (unless you're religious background encourage you to believe in an afterlife of some sort, be it of animalia or homo sapien decent.

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Why did the boy fall? He got tackled by a man that was 400 pounds.

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A black man sees a watch that he want. He then purchases it with his hard earned money.

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what's white, got three legs and you wouldn't expect to find in the rainforest? A fridge on a stool

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A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released in a nearby park in a safe and risk free process.

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What do you call a KKK member? ...racist

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What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

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why did the clown fall of the swing? he got shot in the head

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Two muffins are baking in an oven. One muffin turns to the second and says, "Is it hot in here or is it just me?" The second muffin replies, "Holy crap a talking muffin!"

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

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And then Jesus turned the water into wine. Some did not approve of this miracle "masta, whut is da reezon you did aint make this into tha coolaid? Bible files: Directors cut.

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Why does my friend pick up trash? Because he is a garbageman

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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