What is white, average height and cannot jump as high as a black man? A fridge.

Why did the bear fall down? I shot it. Why did the second bear fall down? It tripped over the first one.

Who's gay? Justin Beaver

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Watch me shoot you

Yo mama's so fat she got baptized in Sea World.

What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

Q. How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A. Who knows? It's dark!

Whats the difference between right and left? I stabbed your mom with my left hand.

My mom told me and my brother to lean up on a commercial...we were watching netflix

Why was the man foolish for buying a new lamp? Because he lived in a small shack with no electricity and was probably going to die soon.

Q: What do you call a pair of dead babies lying on the ground? A: Slippers

Knock Knock Whos there? You You Who? Who You Oh im Jim.

What did the smiley face say to the other smiley face? Nothing. They just smiled.

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 397, IF you have a big tounge

What's worse than leaving the maternity ward with the wrong child? Being a parent.

womans rights...

Once upon a time there was a young teenager who was bullied a lot. She died 100 years ago.

Why does life hand you lemons? Because it sucks enough, so it wants you to have some.

Why was the teacher sad? Because her boyfriend broke up with her.

Whats the difference between Justin Bieber and Elton John? They're both gay.

whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

How do you keep black people from your Kool-aid? How? You put it in a safe-deposit box.

What do you call a green dog? A green dog.

What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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