- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There are two cows in a field. One cow says to the other - 'Are you afraid of the mad cow disease?' The other cow says - 'No, cuz I'm a duck.'

Peter was sitting on a bench. He had a bag of 10 sweets and was eating them slowly. John and Anthony both wanted some, but Peter wanted to still have sweets left over. How many did he give them both? None. He's that selfish.

Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

why did the baby die? It was hit by a bus and then raped by a seal.

What do you call a deer that has no eyes? I have no eyedeer

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is an object and the black man is a human being.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple, finding two worms in your apple. Whats worse than finding two worms in your apple, the Holocaust. Whats worse than the Holocaust, finding three worms in your apple.

what do u call a 50 yr old man at disneyland a rapist

What's better than winning a gold medal at the paralympics? Winning two gold medals.

And so the baseball says to the tractor........ Your not my dad

A handicapped man walks into a bar...

If u give brandon a stick he will most likely poke u

What did I say to the joke? What? Correct.

Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so therefore i must be a pig

So there was this kid who was sitting on a stool, and the stool started moving. He then realized that stools do not move, so he got up and ran away as quickly as he could.

What happens when u mix water and soda? You get watery soda

A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink.

knock knock i have diarrhea

rozes r read violots r bue i cannt soell causse ima bliend

when life gives you lemons throw them away.. they are probably bad

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Q: What did Steve say to his teacher on the first day of school? A: "My name is Steve."

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My grandmother has degenerative brain disease, We may need to euthanise her.

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