Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide.

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What do you call a mailman who doesn't deliver mail? Unemployed

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What's funnier than 10 dead babies? 11 dead babies.

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Why was the black family eating KFC? Because KFC tastes very nice and there was a discount on the family bucket.

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A bartender walks into a bar. I know what you're thinking. You think he works there but that is not correct. He works at a different bar. Anyways, he buys a few drinks and leaves. He was impressed with the service.

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Great ideas: Go to your facebook account and type in: Man, I am gonna suicide right now, bye! Moral: Now if you do it as well, nah, dont do it, seriously... Just type it!

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You wanna know who else messes around a lot? My mom. Do you know who else has the best tacos in town? My mom. Do you know who else doesn't have time for this? My mom. She's a very busy woman; dealing with matters you'd expect a recently divorced mother would have to carry on her shoulders.

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why couldn't the black man get a job? Because he was a violent sociopath with a criminal record.

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Hey look i just made a jo... shit.

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What begins with "B" and ends with "N" that you never want to call your neighbor? a Black Person

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What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics ? Not being disabled

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So you're floating down a river on a two story canoe. How many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house? Four because snakes have no legs.

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Why did the plane crash? Cause the pilot was a loaf of bread

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A man walks into a meat shop. Man: I bet you $20 you can't reach the meat on the top shelf. Butcher: The steaks are too high

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Nobody, this is a metaphorical door..

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Two guys walk into a bar. They are knocked out and rushe to hospital because the bar was metal.

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How does Lady Gaga like her meat? Cooked until it reaches an internal temperature of 180 degrees Fahrenheit to lower the risk of contracting diseases such as salmonella.

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Three gay men walk into a bar and there is only one three-legged stool. What do they do? --One man politely tells one of the other men to have a seat and then the two remaining men leave and have a one-night stand.

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Why did the black man grab and tie up the white woman? Because the white woman was a serial killer who has been on the FBI's most wanted list for killing children.

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Why can't black people swim? Because there are sharks in the lake.

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What do you get when you cross a dog with a cat? Nothing, it is impossible to mix 2 different animals

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There were two mufins in an oven. They did not say anything because muffins are incapable of speech.

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What did Stevie Wonders wife do when they got into fights? Re-Arrange the furniture

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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