What happens when you run over a black man? It is most likely that he is killed.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A little boy falls into the mud Wanna hear a clean joke? He takes a bath with bubbles Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is Michal Jackson.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. They order a few drinks, chat, and walk out.

I ounce had a parrot it talked buy never said im hungry so it died

What rude names do you call a girl with no limbs? Anything you want they can't touch you

Why did the car break down? Because breakfast was done.

What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

What did hitler said to the chinese? Thank you for continuing my legacy.

How many Cancer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Cancer does not affect one's ability to install light bulbs.

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Why did Sally fall off the tree? I could explain officer. You see, I was jogging and I was looking for my dog and she went on to me and I told her to stop but she wouldn't listen. I'm innocent I tell you! Innocent!

A person was born on may 5th 1955 and one day noticed that they had $555.55 in their bank account. The person went to a race and betted all their money on the 5th runner in the 5th race. What happened? The runner came in 5th place.

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How do you make etheopians rave ? glue bread to the roof

What do you call a fish with no I Defected at birth

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I felt like kicking something.

How do you catch a green elephant? you paint it red and use a Red Elephant Trap

Yo momma is so fat that she is in the guinness records

What is the opposite of Obama? Mitt Romney because he his white and a republican so all is good with him.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue If you think this is gonna rhyme, You're dead wrong.

What's the difference between a black man and a orange? One is a fruit and other isn't

Q: What do you call a stop sign in the winter? A: A stop sign in the winter.

How are Justin Bieber and Lady Gaga similar? They are both men except Justin Beiber

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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