why was the boy sad his whole family just died in a plane crash

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What's better than finding Jesus in your room? Finding Chuck Norris in your bed.

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Why couldn't the girl eat her pizza? She had no face.

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why was the mother sad? her sons school was bombed by terrorists. there we no survivors

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow Wanna have sex?

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if a tree falls in A Forest, would Robert Smith hear?

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who likes to gets to get fisted A) sock puppets

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Why was the plumber sad? Because his whole family died in a plane crash.

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why was the jew shaking hands with a nazi? they realized their differences and were bonding.

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Billy and Joseph are playing Rock paper scissors. Billy says paper. Joseph proceeds to throw a rock as hard as he can at Billys face and sends him to the emergency room where he was later diagnosed with terminal testicular cancer.

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Why don't some black men have jobs? Because they won't work

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why did the elephant cross the road? it was the chickens day off.

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A dog walks into a bar, the bartender asks, "why the long face?" The dog replies, "because I am a dog you idiot, my face always looks like this"

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What Would George Washington say if he were alive to day. why are all the slaves free?

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Why was the black guy homeless? because he has been affected severely by the credit crunch, been made redundant and had his home repossessed

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Why does Hilter hate Jews? He's incapable of hating because he's dead.

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Why did the blonde arrest the man? Because he brutally murdered his wife and children.

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how do you kill a blonde with a pistol Put the clip in and shoot her

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Three men are on a plane. (Note, that this is a low-altitude plane, in which they are allowed to open the windows) The stewardess offers the first man refreshments. He asks for an orange. The stewardess agrees, on one condition: that he throws it out the window. Confused, the man complies, and upon receiving his orange, he throws it out the window. The stewardess moves on to the second man, who asks for an apple. The stewardess agrees, on one condition: that he throws it out the window. Also confused, the man complies, and upon receiving his apple, he throws it out the window. Finally, the stewardess moves onto the third man, who asks for a bomb. The stewardess calls secret service and has the man arrested.

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A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

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whats worse than having the flu? having cancer

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what is the best way to stand out from the croud? open up your butt hole and take a video for to put on dat jumbotron

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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