Two guys walked into a pub... and they totally redecorated it! It was brilliant.

Want to hear a popular joke? Women's Rights

Mother Mary held her daughter 20 minutes under water. Not to save her from her troubles, just to see the funny bubbles

,Do you know what hapened to the janitor who cleaned the school halls? He finished the job, got paid a reasonable amount and went home to his average family.

Q: Why is it when geese fly in a V that one side is longer than the other? A: There are more geese on that side.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? People that make dead baby jokes.

whats long, orange, and comes out of brown stuff? -a carrot.

Jim: Kevin, how old are you? Kevin cries because they are twins. His Brother was hit in the head with a bat yesterday and does not remember anything.

What do you call a black man with a small penis? Aids free

How do you get a one-armed clown out of a tree? Hit it in the face with an axe.

How do you kill a diabetic? Take away their insuline

yo mama so dumb... because she was not properly educated

An Atheist sneezed. Everyone around him said, "God bless you." He thanked them and continued on with his day.

Why did the farmer cross the road? To catch the chicken

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WELCOME TO THE GARLIC BOYS SHOW! So kids, what are we gonna eat today? POTATOES! FUUUUUUU! Moral: You say tomata, I say WROOOOOOOONG, you say cheap I say your mother.

Dam. Mothers Against Dyslexia.

How do you stop a black person from drowning?.. Take your foot off his head

What did the hobo get for Christmas? Nothing

What was the color of the big lipped, struggling rap artist who violently raped and killed a young woman after robbing a convenience store at gunpoint? Red. He was covered in blood.

Why did the girl fall of the swing? I hit her with an axe.

what is sadder than lost in a ps4 game ? Your mom's funeral, she died in a horrible accident yesterday

Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead.

Why did Sally fall off her bike? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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