How did Richard the lion heart get his name? From his parents.

A gorilla walks into a bar. It goes on a killing spree, and is promptly put down by animal control.

Hey, you must be a parking ticket. Because you are on the windshield of my car.

What do a mole and an eagle have in common? They both can fly except for the mole

What did the Firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire.... - Let's go home.

What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener

what did the man say after he fell off the cliff nothing, he's dead

Whats worse than 2 babies in a trashcan. 1 baby in 2 trashcans

Q: What has the exact same colors as the gay flag but are sometimes hilarious? A: Clowns.

Dad, why do people say mom is a nympho? No idea son, try asking one of your other dads.

What would you call the flinstones if they were black? Ni**gers

roses are red violets are red i smell my wife nows shes dead

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Why did the frog commit suicide? Because his mother was a typewriter

A black man walks into a store. As he leaves, the detector goes off. It turns out the sales clerk had forgotten to take out one of the tags on his purchase. The sales clerk promptly took it off, and the man left to enjoy the rest of his day.

What did the cat say to the towel? Meow.

WHY ARE WOMEN SO HARD TO SLEEP WITH? Because the men are always hard while sleeping with them

Why did the clown fall off the unicycle? Because I shot him in the face.

What did one butthole say to the other butthole? I'm actually not sure. I wasn't there when he said it.

My mom says to me are you gay and i say are you gay (What did i just do)

Immigration Laws

How are baseball and the holocaust similar? They're both games, except for the holocaust

womens rights.

Mom now that I am fourteen can I get a bra now? No Harold!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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