- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happened to the frog that had a car accident, nothing it's dead

Why don't woman wear watches? Because there is a clock on the stove!

Paul walks on a bridge. It collapses.

roses are blue violets red im color blind vatalk is gay

What's funny about black people? The fact that they are all in prison for not being visible at night time.

Gullible is not in the dictionary Yes it is

What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? Popcorn

What did the man say when he saw his t.v. floating in the middle of the night? I must be seeing things. By logic, televisions don't float. My weary eyes must be playing tricks on me and I should probably go back to sleep.

Why was the boat red and sticky? A boy dropped his slurpee. What were you thinking?!

What did the bullet say to Bin-Laden? Suck it

Daughter: Mom can i watch a movie? Mom: Sure. Daughter: Thanks mom! You're the best mom in the world! Well....Mary is, since she had Jesus.....But anyway. Thanks!

An escalade with 5 black men crashes off a cliff and all of them die. this is terrible. an escalade seats 7.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? An alive one at the bottom eating its way up.

There is a black man and a Mexican in a car. Who's driving? The driver.

Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

Imagine that we take all of the elephants in the world and laid them out end to end in space Did you know all of the elephants would die Nature fact

What happened to the girl that thought she was a mermaid? She drowned, humans can't breathe under water.

why did a guy try to rob me? because he was black.

(Played Basketball for 15 years) I TOLD YOU I'D QUIT WHEN LeBron Gets A RING

Roses are red Violets are blue Carnations are cheap and they will not get you a blow job.

Why did the bus crash? The driver was a loaf of bread.

when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? Because you touch yourself at night...

Dumbledore dies.

Why so serious ?

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