- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a dead baby? A dumpster full of dead babies What's worse than that? One is still alive at the bottom What's worse than that? It had to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It came back for seconds

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.

what can't see and has four eyes? a blind kid born with four eyes

knock knock. Who is there? You have. You have who? Your entire family in my basement.

what's worse than pie? alot of things.

,Do you know what hapened to the janitor who cleaned the school halls? He finished the job, got paid a reasonable amount and went home to his average family.

Knock Knock Who's there? The KKK, got any blacks?

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: It doesn't matter what you call him, he isn't going to come.

Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, i have amnesia, i'm Skepta

White men's rights

What did the duck say to the Pope? Quack.

A panda walks into a bar, orders some bamboo shoots, and bamboo leaves, and eats them

A man asked a horse "Why such a long face?" The Horse replies "My entire family just died in a plane crash."

Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says: "Man it's hot in here!" The other muffin looks over and says "Holy cow a talking muffin!"

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam.

Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michelangelo.

Women's Rights..

whats long, orange, and comes out of brown stuff? -a carrot.

Why did the little girl fall of the cliff? Someone pushed her

Thats so awesome, I was totally not not going to tell you and when I saw I did not not type it I totally did it anyways, but why did it last even though stuff timed out? I am like so wet.

What isyellow and can't swim? a bulldozer

a man walks into the doctors office and says DOCTOR!, DOCTOR! IT HURTS TO BEND MY LEG!!! the doctor replies then dont bend your leg and the mans great pain eventually heals

What do you do if life gives you lemons? Whoa... where did these lemons come from?

What happens when you Shoot a guy with a red Shirt On? He Dies.

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