- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

There is a high speed pursuit when suddenly the suspect's car skids out of control and crashes into a field. Two cows witness the commotion, when one turns round to the other and says "Moo"

What is the worse joke to tell a Orpahn Knock Knock Whos there not your parents

'l give you a nickle to tickle my pickle i'l give you a dime to take you time

How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

interviewer: young man, do you think you can handle a variety of work? Young man: I ought to be able to. I’ve had 12 different jobs in 4 months.

what's worse than people who aren't funny? ryan vallee

So I have an idea that will solve both world population and hunger problems! I call it the Omni-Abortion law. The idea is that all babies must be aborted and then eaten. Progressive, right?

I was having sex with thisgirl and now I'm going to be a dad. All because I didn't wear a condom

Q; why did the German ask the Jew to go in his shower? A; because the Jew had stayed the night at the Germans house.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She has no arms.

How do you make a little girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear

roses are red violets are blue sunflowers are yellow I bet you were expecting something romantic but this is just gardening facts

What do you call a two headed platypus? Go ask him, I'm sure he has a name.

When is a Jewish persons bedtime? When the brain releases endorphins, causing drowsiness, which usually leads one to sleep.

Why did children rejoice when Michael Jackson died? Because they were at a birthday party, and only heard about his death afterward.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he got shot in the face. Why couldn't the boy get back on the swing? He had no arms. Why didnt his mum come and save him? She is blind, deaf and in a wheelchair.

What did the Taliban teenager strap on his chest before getting on the bus? A blue rubber dildo.

Your mama's so hairy, she has to shave occasionally.

What did the mexican firefighter name his kids? Jose and Pablo

Nerochan, it was really nice chatting with you, I hope we can chat some other time... Please tell me why you are upset with me, just pick up the phone, I mean let me know what I did you wrong.

Q: Whats worse than dropping your ice cream? A: Dropping two ice creams. Q: Whats worse than dropping two ice creams? A: The Holocaust. Q: Whats worse than the Holocaust? A: Dropping three ice creams.

knock knock WHO'S THERE?! ARE YOU A SEX CRIMINAL?! NO ONE WANTS TO DO THAT TO YOU MUM!

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