Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was a loaf of bread.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock -Who's there Not Sarah

What is invisible and smells like rabbits? Bunny farts.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? X box Kinect

Why did the man ask the IPhone to marry him He was smoking weed

Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

a rabbi and a priest walk into a wall

What's white, black, red, and flies? An airplane pilot with a battleaxe driven into his head

Knock Knock Fuck off. I am new here. I do not know anyone here.

Why was 6 afraid of 7 7 eight 9

A man walks into a bar. He tricks a lady into smelling a rag doused with chlorophoam, and rapes her.

Why didn't the boy get a bike for christmas? He broke the bath tub.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He believed pedestrians had the right

Why did the boy fall off the swing? -Because he didn't have any arms!

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy??? Just different pigmentation of their skin.

who can be more evil than the person who hit my nuts. Adolf Hitler.

When The bus came by Jimmy went bye-bye

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a priest and a rabbi are walking down a road together the rabbi says: so your a priest how about that the priest says: fine ive read the bible a few times good book

bunnies are fluffy just like yo mama

Adam Chebali is awesome

How many Jews can you fit in a car? - Probably about 5 or 6, depending on the car.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus. Why did the bus crash? It hit a boy eating an ice cream cone.

What's worse than a dead baby? What a sick question. Most would argue that nothing is worse than the death of an infant.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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