- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did Steve fall out of the tree A: He was raking the leaves

-It ain't over till the fat lady sings -she just did -oh, I guess it's over then -k

A policeman walks into a pretzel shop. He sees two freshly baked pretzels. One was a salted.

What's funny about Magic Johnson's T-Cell count? Nothing. He has AIDS, and it's a degenerative disease, that will eventually result in death. There's nothing funny about that.

My dad calls me a son of a bitch and I'm like "hey! You married her"

The good part of "Age" of Ultron? THANOS REIGNS! Disagree? Just leave the green thumb and fuck off!

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car? "robin get in the car"

Whats worst then getting a paper cut. Being stabbed by a screw driver.

How many dead babies would it take to plug the Fukushima Dai-Ichi nuclear power plant? None -- they are using thousands of litres of liquid glass coagulant instead.

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? He said : "where's my tractor?!"

I insist, you go ahead. See you around. how about in four six hours?

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Were both lawyers.

What do Muslims have for breakfast? Corn Flakes.

What`s the difference between a dead baby and a pencil? I don`t keep a pencil in my backpack

knock knock who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's alzheimers has progressed to the point where she no longer remembers him.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting thrown in to a car and raped violently.

why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead. why;d the banana fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey.

When birds fly south for the winter they fly in a V formation. one side is always longer than the other. why is that? Because there are more birds on that side

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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What's invisible and smells like carrots? An invisible carrot!

what do you call a man that has a terminal illness and is named James - James

whats better than 1,000,000 dollars? 1,000,001 dollars

If life hands you melons. Your probably dyslectic.

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