- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you scare a black man? You dont

Q:How do you kill Chuck Norris ? A:You don't , He kills you first.

Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary

Why did'nt the puppy eat it's food? Because it was made up of little bits and peices of it's family.

How did the black kid get in school? By taking the bus.

What did the starving african child get for his birthday Ebola

What did the lawyer say to the Black man? Your case came through, the murderer of your wife has been caught

Why did Suzy cross the road? She didn't she got hit by a bus. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

Lady is taking her Alzheimer grandpa to shop for his birthday. Parks, gets out and opens the door for him. He looks at her and asks? Who are you?

A guy walks into a bar and finds a genie. The genie says he'll grant him 3 wishes. He wished for a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. POOF! All 3 wishes were granted to him. The blonde drinks a shot a tequila, the brunette drinks a beer, and the redhead drinks a whiskey. They had a great time.

What is black and white, and red all over? I don't know that's why I was asking.

How did Helen Keller burn the side of her face? She didn't use enough sunscreen.

Wanna hear a joke? Womens rights ;) Wanna hear another joke? Too bad i'm not gonna tell you

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Man: Excuse me sir, is this where I turn in my library book? Farmer: You must be really lost, this is a farm.

There is two guys named tard and retard on a boat in shallow water. they both fall off. Who gets back up onto the boat? - Obviously Tard because ur dealing with a retard here.

What did the plane say to the world Trade Center on 9/11? Nothing a plane is an object therefore cannot talk.

Did you know that there is a species of rodent capable of jumping higher than an average three-story building? This is due to its muscular hind legs and the fact that the average three-story building cannot jump.

Q: What did the serial rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

How many Polacks does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to change the lightbulb, one to hold the ladder.

What did the cow say to the dog? Moo

Science debated on whether Dinosaur hide was like leather But though quite absurd They thought, like a bird Velociraptor was covered in feathers.

If you have 5 bucks and Chuck Norris has 5 buck you both have 5 bucks

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