- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mama's so fat.... Her cerial bowl came with a lifeguard

Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A: None. Woodchucks do not have opposable thumbs and cannot grasp or throw anything, so the point is moot unless they evolve thumbs for the sole purpose of chucking wood.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

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What did the man do when he went in the bathroom he took a crap wiped his butt and washed his hands and went back to meet his family at the dinner table

a horse walks into the bar. the bartender asks why the long face.

Why did the white boy not make his high school basketball team? Because he was not as good as the other players.

Hello, my name is John, and you are reading this paragraph. Find the mistake...

What did one dog say to the other dog? Bark.

Why should you never push a Mexican off a bike? Because he will file a lawsuit against you in the event of an injury.

Knock knock The boy doesn't answer because it's dangerous to open your door to strangers while home alone.

When life gives you lemons, make beef stew.

What is the hardest thing about eating a vegetable? the wheelchair

why did the cow say baaaaa ? it was a stupid cow

Gods like Santa one day you'll get to the age of reason and see how dumb you were

if it walks like a duck and looks like a duck your probably looking at a goose

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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What does the fox say? Nothing a fox is incapable of speech.

What do you call a over weight woman? Fat bitch.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because skeletons cannot live on their own and there is no such thing as a skeleton that can walk across roads without muscles.

Why was the boy afraid? Because he had just seen his dog get ran over by a tractor

What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies? One's used for bowling and the other's just sad.

Why isn't Michael Jackson good at chess? Because he's dead.

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