- Anti Joke

Why can't the man get a good jod? Because he did not go to college and there for did not get a good education.

Chris Brown walks into a bar. And then is politely asked to leave as the bar owner also happens to be the spokesperson for an anti-domestic violence group.

Why should you never attempt to rob Chuck Norris? Because he will beat you up as he knows self defense.

Why was the teacher sad? Because her boyfriend broke up with her.

Ruebin is Red, Curtis is too. i think i need a sweaty poo

so a man walks into a bar and Cancer

Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

What's funnier than Tom Cruise laughing like a badass? Chuck Norris

Walt disney Walks Into A Bar, The Bartender says "WOAH ITS WALT DISNEY!"

Knock knock Who's there Joe Aids who's?

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was a loaf of bread.

Knock knock, Who's there? The constable. Your husband was killed in a car crash.

when u cant say fuck say firetruck because it starts with f and it ends with uck ?firetruck?

A man walked into a bar. He got drunk and left.

women's rights.

Matthew Wyckoff

Q: What do you call a vacuum that doesn't suck stuff up? A: A broken vacuum.

What's worse than smelly feet? Smelly hands.

What do you get when a sister and a brother have sex? A deformed child.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away? What about the vampires?

Why did the black man cross the road? To rape the girl on the other side.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I'm not quite sure, but I just realized that my new pair of boxer briefs has ripped along the seam. Oh, and earlier this morning, I stubbed my toe pretty bad. The nail is all purple and the toe is all swollen, it was bleeding profusely until I put three bandages over the wound. It's still throbbing with pain. Oh, and also, a few months ago, I lost my job. It wasn't because I was constantly late or anything, it was more because as a server, I had been required to lift trays and stand and walk for the entirety of my shift. The only problem is, that about a year ago, I was involved in a serious car accident (once again, an occurrence that had not been due to my own actions). This car accident severed my spine in the L5 region. I can now barely walk for long periods of time, I find it impossible to run, I can no longer play sports and enjoy being a 21 year old male. I am in constant pain and it affects my breathing, my legs, the rest of my back, and also my teeth (due to the neurological connections dealing with the spinal cord). I am now currently looking for a new job, a more suitable job, to help sustain my hectic lifestyle. No, it is not a lifestyle of parties and what not, it is merely the lifestyle of living under roof and owning a used car. I have an alcoholic mother and my childhood was devoid a father. I raised myself, and to this day, I still have no family to help me through my financial struggles. I need nearly 2000 dollars in less than a week in order to pay all my bills, have my car fixed, and eat for another month. The only problem is, I have a dollar and 58 cents to my name. I wish I was this chicken, crossing roads, and what not, not just to get to the other side, but to live a better life. But, one can only wish.

Remember Y2K? That could have been bad.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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