- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the poor guy get for christmas POVERTY

How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to take three harpoons to the chest and still manage to feast on a family of baby seals...... Hi my name is Joey

A man walks into a house, and the next day was taken to the hospital for a minor concussion and a possible vision deficiency.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What does it mean when people say your mom? it means that there name is Hunter

my brother yells at me for singing in the shower so i scream "how can you hate from outside the tub when you cant even get in?"

Boy: Mother, I'm dying! Mother: Ha, lol, I put poison in your cheese! Boy: MOTHER! Boy: *dies*. Mother: Ha, lol!

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

How do you make a nerd cry? Give him a 99% on a test.

What did the penguin say to the peacock? Die, you homosexual!

Why are the dinosaurs extinct? A meteor hit the Yucatan Peninsula and caused a blast that covered the earth and killed them all.

why did they plain crash? cause of gravity stupid

What is the fastest bird in air? NONE WHO NEEDS TO RIDE BIRDS WHEN YOU HAVE AIROPLANES!!!!

What's black and red? I black guy bleeding to death

What do you call a full refrigerator? A freezer

What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

When life gives you gators, make Gatorade.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says what will it be? The duck replies "lemonade!"

What happens when you give a guinea pig a cherry? He turns into satan.

What did Tim's grandma get him for his birthday? Nothing, because Tim's grandma died in a car accident 2 years ago

What did the Banana say to the human. Nothing, because bananas are not capable of talking

Repeat after me: Silk, Silk, Silk, What's the square root of 465?

Which came first the chicken or the egg? The egg. Chickens evolved from their pre-historic ancestors who each laid an egg with a slight genetic mutation until one egg contained what is now classified as the modern chicken.

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Boy: Mother, I'm dying! Mother: Ha, lol, I put poison in your cheese! Boy: MOTHER! Boy: dies. Mother: Ha, lol!