whats a joke

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Living in Africa.

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Q. Why do some people not like anti-jokes? A. They don't find the humor funny.

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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What's worse than Monkey Ball? Super Monkey Ball. What's worse than Super Monkey Ball? The Holocaust.

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Whet doesn't kill you, probably will next time.

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why did marybeth fall off the swing i shot her in the fart box and she died

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haha

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Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

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whats 2+2? 4

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Why isn't eating an Olympic sport? Because that wouldn't make any sense.

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If there's something strange in your neighborhood. Who ya gonna call? The Police.

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Why was OJ Simpson's knife covered in blood? Because he just murdered his wife.

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No your aunties a joke

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An Asian walks into a bar with his girlfriend He proceeds to buy himself and her food Pays Then leaves

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Whats long, green and falls out of trees? A canoe. Why did the old man fall out of the tree? He was in the canoe.

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Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who pooped in my garden?

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Why didn't Santa deliver presents until the night after Christmas? You should go ask someone who knows.

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how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 397, IF you have a big tounge

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did you see stevie wonder's new guitar no neither did he

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the only thing i learned in geometry is when you push two circles together it makes a titty venn diagram

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Q- if a small quiz is a quizicle then whats a small test A- a testicle

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The Pope walks into a bar, the barman says: "What'll it be, Pope?" But the Pope's knowledge of English is tenuous at best. He mumbles something in Latin that the barman doesn't understand. The Pope becomes frustrated and leaves.

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What do gamer see in his nightmare? a peasant build 4 houses and gets stuck between them.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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