- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and white and red all over. Nothing, that's a contradiction.

Our societal waste doesn't deserve to be called a group. They fail to organize themselves and lack the intelligence to support themselves. Let's call them a collective. Similar to dust, or smarter than them, bacteria.

A bear wakes up from hibernation and is hungry. He sees a nearby forest cabin and decides to see if he can find food inside. The bear breaks into the cabin and thus the people staying there frantically run away to call animal control.

i like my rose red and my diamonds blue your screamin mercy so did ur mom but i killed her to

2 muffins are in a oven for 30 minutes, the baker then questions why he only baked 2 muffins.

Why couldn't Jack join the football team? Jack has down syndrome

A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: To get to your house. A: Knock-knock B: Whose there? A: The chicken!

What's black and red? I black guy bleeding to death

What happened to the baby seal who went clubbing? He met a nice woman and contracted HIV from her after engaging in unprotected sexual intercourse after taking her to his flat.

What did the Jew say to the German? Yes I would like fries with that.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Now that we got our colors straight. Hey, how ya doin?

Your momma's so fat she ate oranges and coffe

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, cause they are walls.

Two muffins were in an oven. The first muffin says: 'It sure is hot in here!' The second muffin says: 'Why are they only cooking two muffins?'

the person who wrote 1 under me is gay

What did the dog say to his owner? Bark.

What's big long, harry, and has glowing eyes? I dont know. Its under my bed. PLEASE SEND HELP!!!

Why did the cookie go to the doctor, beause he was feeling really crumby...becuase he has testicular cancer

where's mom I killed her

Q: Whats better than not being a Jew? A: Being a Jew.

What is green and slow Grass.

What did the hitler youth kid get for Christmas? An easy bake oven and a G.I. Jew.

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