- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the the the police know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head & shoulders in the glove compartment.

What's black, white, and red all over?? A penguin that just got hit by a truck and is now struggling to live.

Q. How many blondes does it take to put in a lightbulb? A. Cause of 7,8,9!

THE LOVE SHACK IS A LITTLE OLD PLACE WHERE WE CAN GET TOGETHER!

Your mom is so ugly- Wait, hold on. How are you born?

Your mom is so fat because she eats too much and is most likely incapable of controlling when to stop.

Yesterday, I was assasinated.

a sausage maker buys a box of cereal

Are you thinking Arby's? No. My grandmother died of tuberculosis and it's troubling me.

What do you call a person without any arm no legs and a eye patch? names

What's the difference between a baby and a tea bag? Tea bags don't scream when I dip them in boiling water

Knock knock Who's there? John Oh hello John come on in mate.

Dora the explorer went on an adventure. sadly, all of the animals in the forest, including boots the monkey and swiper the fox, kill her as a sacrifice to an unknown God

Why was the asian bad at sex? Because he was 5 years old

Hey, you why you say poo poo nae nae watch me whip, and do the dougie, and then happy halloween? Potato Salad

What is the french word for penis? I cannot say because I do not possess an adequate knowledge of the language.

How do you piss off a redneck? You wait until he is done fucking his sister and then you steal his truck.

If you have a stroke, call 000

A guy reads the bible Another guy shouts "spoiler alert, the main character dies"

what's the difference between northerners and southerners? southerners live to the south of birmingham, and they don,t stink of urine.

Roses are green. Violets are purple. Charlie Sheen. Looks a turtle.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because pterodactyls along with all other dinosaurs have been extinct for millions of years.

A man walks into a library and asks to borrow a book on suicide The librarian gives him permission and he leaves the library with the book in hand.

Why was the giant centipede full? Because it just ate half a dozen purebred golden retriever puppies by hiding all day in the poopy newspapers and emerging at night to eat the defenseless baby dogs in their sleep. BUM BUM BUM KSSSH!

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