- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An American, a Mexican, and a black guy all walked into the same bar. Why did the 'BEWARE OF METAL BAR' sign have to be in japanese?!

What's the difference between a grape and a duck? They're both purple, apart from the duck.

What did the Rabbit say to the horse? They are both completly differebt species and cannot communicate. Therefore, the rabbit said nothing.

What did the toy cowboy say to the man? Nothing, toys can't talk.

What did Reed read? A. Read?

You know that song "FIrework" by Katy Perry? Well, I ate a hotdog last night.

what did the dog eat for dinner? food.

How do giant spiders like to spend their weekends? Eating Orphans.

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8-9-10.

How did the Mexican get into the United States? He applied for a Visa and was granted authorization to live and work in the United States on a permanent basis.

LOVING BIRD DIEING BIRD DO NOT FLY AWAY

Why did the white man buy a new pair of socks? His old ones has holes.

What did one wall say to the other wall? Nothing. Walls are inanimate objects and thus incapable of conversing with one another.

Chuck Norris was dropped twice when he was a baby, once on concrete and once on hardwood

Beans, beans, are good for your heart the more you eat the less hungry you are.

why did the chicken cross the road? because it could not afford sandals.

Guy: I have a gun get in my van Girl: SHOTGUN!

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What did the man do when he went in the bathroom he took a crap wiped his butt and washed his hands and went back to meet his family at the dinner table

Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A: None. Woodchucks do not have opposable thumbs and cannot grasp or throw anything, so the point is moot unless they evolve thumbs for the sole purpose of chucking wood.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, In Soviet Russia, Poem writes you.

Why did Chuck Norris eat a sandwich? Because he was hungry.

Knock knock The boy doesn't answer because it's dangerous to open your door to strangers while home alone.

Whats fluffy, multicolored, and dances like a disco santaclaus? i don't know.

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