- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man with a spade on his head? Doug

I like playing in the balls. I like balls.

Me: Knock Knock Mom: Who's there? Me: Jason Mom: Jason who Jason: HOW COULD YOU FORGET ME I CAN'T BELRIVE YOUR ALZHEIMER'S HAS GOTTEN THAT BAD! WHY DOES THIS HAPPEN TO ME BWAAA! Jason sadly died short after from a bus hitting him

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock, knock Who's there? Not Susie

How do you kill a blonde? You wait until she dies of old age, then copyright her death.

Q: What did the hooker say to the priest? A: That was a wonderful sermon. I look forward to next Sunday's church service.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. Traffic was too backed-up so the chicken took a different route.

What did the chair say to the fan? Nothing. Chairs and fans are objects so they do not have the physical ability to talk.

What happened when the Asian girl got a B on her report card? She committed suicide

Why do asians get good grades? Because they study very hard and want to achieve success so they can provide for their families.

What can fit between breasts? Is long? And gets hard when you jerk it? A seatbelt.

What did the cute little girl get for Christmas? Raped

Chuck Norris was dropped twice when he was a baby, once on concrete and once on hardwood

Your moms so stupid she ate all the food in the grocery store

Whats worse than finding a worm in a apple? Getting raped by a skorpian

i want to watch t.v, how do u turn it on? idk, do u know how? idk either, i cant see or hear then y do u want to watch t.v wuts a tv?

Why did the bus drive off the cliff? It's driver happened to be a tomato.

Dora the explorer went on an adventure. sadly, all of the animals in the forest, including boots the monkey and swiper the fox, kill her as a sacrifice to an unknown God

If you have a stroke, call 000

what's the difference between northerners and southerners? southerners live to the south of birmingham, and they don,t stink of urine.

Roses are green. Violets are purple. Charlie Sheen. Looks a turtle.

Why was the asian bad at sex? Because he was 5 years old

What is the french word for penis? I cannot say because I do not possess an adequate knowledge of the language.

Hey, you why you say poo poo nae nae watch me whip, and do the dougie, and then happy halloween? Potato Salad

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