How do you confuse a blond? Nordic mytholigi. That is, if shes american

you are as stupid as alec. lol neewb

Why did the black man cross the road? To escape from his owner.

Q: What do you call half of the worlds population of black people on the moon. A: Close enough.

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name one pop artist who's better than Michael Jackson that's really hard. there's so many

What did the Po-Po do to the speeding Mexican? Gave him a ticket.

a blonde takes 1 hour to swim 100m of breaststroke.

What do you call a chicken with no head? A chicken with no head.

how much c o c k could a n i g g e r lick if a f a g g o t licked a d i c k

Q: Why did the officer stop the black SUV? A: Because it was going way over the speed limit.

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad with colours Nice T!ts

Your mother is so fat, she is at great risk for developing diabetes mellitus type 2.

Roses are red Roses are also white and Violets are Violet not blue. Also I'm a realist and your grandmother is going to die soon

A. Why did the boy cross the road? B. Why? A. I don't know! That's why I'm asking you.

What did the robet say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. Its funny cuase the robot had no arms.

Whats better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded

What's worse than a kid with a big head? Nothing you just look weird like Austin

Cyrus: Can you dig it?! Phil: I can feel it calling in the air tonite……..oh lord

"Knock knock" Come in!

*Dubstep* CHEW CHEW CHEW CHEW CHEW BWAB BWAB

Teacher: What is 1+1? Student: 2 Teacher: Next time raise your hand before answering a question.

What's the best anti-pest control of all time???? The Holocaust.

how do you kill a blonde with a pistol Put the clip in and shoot her

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