- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is both blind and deaf, and doing so would put others in danger.

A black man, a mexican man, and a caucasian man, walk into a bar with handguns. The three break out into a gun fight and everyone is killed in the cross-fire

What do you call two black people in the same sleeping bag? A newly married couple on their camping adventure honeymoon.

How are this and that alike? They aren't.

I completely thought you where bullshitting me, how come I never noticed before? How and why?

How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

Yo momma is so ugly that she should probably consider suicide

what movie can a retarded 8 year old play the lead role in. Zathura

You are joking right?

What is the one thing you can never steal back? Your viginity.

theres a straight guy, a gay guy ,and a jew the weird part is the straight guy hits on the jew and the gay guy which make the situation all akward.

why did the blue berry cross the road

What do you call an armless, legless man hanging on a wall? Art.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Even though I can't tell Because I am color blind

How do you get a baby to be quiet? Put it in the oven for a few minutes

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Don't believe in Atheists.

Why was the boy dead? The boy was hit by a bus ran over by a train and stabbed to death by a murderer then put into a grinder for a meal for the murderer.

How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles? Pick it up and put it in a crib, like a responsible parent.

people magazine

Guy 1: So how did you get into hospital Guy 2: I was drinking near my computer Guy 1: So why did it explode? Guy 2: (Doesn't reply)

i had a dream last night;) it was sad because you lived but then i dreamed up a bus and made it hit you. i had a dream last night;) you died

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