- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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im gonna poop my pants. mom said to wipe afterwards i am a teletubby

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? Well, the difference is quite obvious. one's a car, the other's a dead baby.

What is white, average height and cannot jump as high as a black man? A fridge.

what do you do when you see a black man punching a girl? act like you dont see it and get the hell out of harms way

If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

What did the home-less man eat for dinner last night? Nothing.

Why did the boy have pink skin at night? Because he did not put on a sufficient amount of sunscreen that morning. This is also known as sunburn.

How do u get a dog to sit? Teach it to sit then tell it to sit.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

Why did the elephant climb the tree? Because he didn't want to tie his shoe.

How do you make a lawyer cry? You can't. The production of tears requires a soul, which, regretfully, no lawyer possesses.

What looks like midnight and is addicted to shemale porn? Xavier Jordan! Courtesy of Mrs. Maxwells 7th period

Did you hear about the dyslexic insomniac that stayed awake all night wondering if there really is a dog?

A white man walks into a bar. Then he gets a beer.

Why did the homosexual man buy the antijoke book he enjoys reading

What happend to the chicken that crossed the road? He got hit by a truck.

What did the Asian get on his math assignment? 56%, he forgot about it and passed it in a day late with a number of questions uncompleted.

What is a pirates favorite crime? Piracy, which is still a serious problem in today's society.

why does andy speak when not spoken too because he wants a smack

what did eric foreman get for christmas? a foot in his ass.

What's the best part about having sex with a bunch of 3 year olds? There's 20 of them

Knock knock. Who's there? A bad joke.

Two homosexuals are making love in the kitchen. One leaves for a bit and says, "Dont finish without me." Upon returning, white goo is spattered across the floor. Concerned that the clumsily dropped icing may stain, they promptly clean it.

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