- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. He has a nice drink and leaves.

Who's mean and white and really not nice? Hitler

What did the 14 year old girl get on her birthday? A cake that read, "You're adopted"!

What did the man say to his wife while having sex? I don't know.

Why do the lesbians where pants? Because they are extremely comfourtable and the best for cold days

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer

What would happen if the whole world farted at once?

Q: How many chicken nuggets can fit into an olympic size swimming pool? A: 8,563,690,152... Corndogs

What's worse than losing the remote? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

a man walks into a bar... he was shot to death because he was a slave during the 1910s

I told my friend one of these anti-jokes, he took it seriously and beat my head with a bat.

Q: What is the first thing you do if you wake up and meet the entire justice league(!!!) Which tells you that you are the "chosen one" and that only you can save the world once your true powers awaken? A: Increase your schizo medication.

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

Gordon Brown smiles.

Why did Suzy have burns on her face? Because her little brother attacked her with a hot curling iron thinking it was a lightsaber.

What do you call Metta World Peace after he has hit somebody? Metta World War.

chuck norris multiplied by zero equals zero.

how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? TOO FUCKING MANY

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Did you hear about the Polish couple taking selfies while on vacation in Portugal? They fell off a cliff and died in front of their children. True story.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

when life gives you lemons throw them away.. they are probably bad

How do you get a cat out of a tree? You throw a rock at it

why did the computer monitor stop working? Becasue it has a date with a slice of cheese.

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