What haircut did Timmy get at the barbershop? He didn't, he saved money from the barber by going through chemo.

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"Everyone be very quite. Dont say a word or well get eaten by the big, fat stupid ugly fat faced dinosaur in that cave over there." "A word or well get eaten by the big fat stupid ugly fat faced dinosaur in that cave over there." "Look how clever Charles is now were all screwed."

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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Q: How many Jews does it take to fix a light bulb? A: 2, one to hold the light bulb and the other to turn the ladder

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Today i decided to burn calories, so I grabbed my lighter from the counter and put it in my pocket and proceeded to the treadmill.

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Josh Moran sticks CD's up his dick to see how fun it is to give a boy anal.

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How do you make a lawyer cry? You can't. The production of tears requires a soul, which, regretfully, no lawyer possesses.

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What did the home-less man eat for dinner last night? Nothing.

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What looks like midnight and is addicted to shemale porn? Xavier Jordan! Courtesy of Mrs. Maxwells 7th period

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what do you do when you see a black man punching a girl? act like you dont see it and get the hell out of harms way

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What is white, average height and cannot jump as high as a black man? A fridge.

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Did you hear about the dyslexic insomniac that stayed awake all night wondering if there really is a dog?

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Why did the boy have pink skin at night? Because he did not put on a sufficient amount of sunscreen that morning. This is also known as sunburn.

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Why did the elephant climb the tree? Because he didn't want to tie his shoe.

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Balls

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? Well, the difference is quite obvious. one's a car, the other's a dead baby.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

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If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

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im gonna poop my pants. mom said to wipe afterwards i am a teletubby

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FOX News: Fair and balanced

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what did eric foreman get for christmas? a foot in his ass.

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Why did the homosexual man buy the antijoke book he enjoys reading

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Knock knock. Who's there? A bad joke.

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What's the best part about having sex with a bunch of 3 year olds? There's 20 of them

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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