- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Someone dies every second. That's 60 a minute. 3600 a hour. 86,400 a day. 604,800 a week. 31,536,000 a year. But thankfully- I don't live in Zimbabwe.

What did the orange say to the apple? “To be sentient is truly unbearable without sexual organs.”

Why did the man eat the apple? He had just witnessed a cow butchering and decided to become a vegitarian the moment he got home. He now lives in 1st degree depression because of what he saw 2 hours ago.

When is the best time to wear a striped sweater? All the time.

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Banana Yoshimoto. A popular Japanese author of the book, Kitchen. She is incredibly talented and it would be a great honor to have her in your house, so you should open your door.

Why couldn't the blonde do her homework? She had no fingers.

what happens when a mexican makes love to an octopus? It makes a freaking weird looking animal

Q: Why couldn't the little girl ride a bike? A: Because she didn't have legs.

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Will farrow now gimme your hentai"

Patient: Doctor, it hurts when I run, I might have arthritis. Doctor: Let me check.... 5 minutes later... Doctor: It turs out you have 3 bullets in your legs. Patient: Ohhh, I get it now.

Laughter is the best medicine. No, Heroin is.

What did Tarzan shout when he saw the elephants coming? "Here come the elephants!"

What happened to the child drowning in a pool? He was saved by the well-trained lifeguard.

What did Hitler say to the Jewish boy? Nothing, Hitler died many years ago...

Why couldn't the Jew get pregnant? Because he was man.

Did you hear about that creepy guy on Facebook? He was un-friended

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Names.

Why did the cab driver talk about the Holocaust? Because he began to shart his pants while singing pocket full of sunshine as a royal blue pancake swerved across the terrain.

a priest and a jewish guy walk into a bar. they both drink as expected and go home to their families

Yo momma's so hairy when you were born you almost died from rug burn.

I woke up in bed with someone this morning. ... Hah.

What do you call a dog with no legs Nothing it won't come

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