- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who pooped in my garden?

Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van.

Columbus Day... A day to remember the anniversary of Columbus enslaving America.

The kid next door was running around shouting spells and carrying a wand. ''I bet you'd love to be like Harry Potter!'' I told him. ''Yes!'' he exclaimed. So I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

yo momma is so fat that she contributes to americas obesity problem

Have you ever seen what Stevie Wonder looks like without his sunglasses? Neither have I.

What's better than r a p e? Consensual sex.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No.. Neither have they.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

Whats happening when you see your TV floating at night? You are probably suffering from some sort of mental disorder which causes spontaneous hallucinations and should seek medical help before the condition worsens.

Why did Moses cross the road? He wanted to play Xbox with his friend Jeff. Moses was a 12 year old boy from California.

A Japanese man, a Canadian man and a French woman walk into a bar. They do not converse because they don't speak the same language.

Sometimes you have to stop and smell the roses. Unless they are next to the trashcan where you put your little sisters diapers

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

Your mother is so fat that she will likely eventually develop diabetes.

What do you get when you mix a dog and a fish? A hot fillet.

What happened when the boy got sad He fell in a woodchipper

What do you call a woman with two black eyes? Irish sunglasses

What did the Asian say to his racist friend? You're racist

what Did The Cow Say To The Chicken, Moo

What do you call a popular rap and hip-hop artist? Tunde

A black man, a white man and a Jewish man all live in the same apartment block. Which is most likely to be at work? None of them, it's Sunday. [L]

What do you call a chicken with no feathers, no guts, and no head? Fried chicken

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