- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get someone to paid attention to etys You don't, there is no such thing as retys

Knock Knock? Who's there? Sanderson. Sanderson who? You're boyfriend. Let me in. No, I'm a bit busy chopping up dead bodies. Come back in a bit. Oh let me help you! I like the way the blood runs out of the fresh ones!

A: Did you know that cashews come from a fruit? B: Not really. This is an interesting fact. Any other facts you have? A: yes ("A" was lying)

Ask me if I'm God.. Dude, we all know you're not God.

Lukas: can i have a cigarette? Scott: i dont know can you? lukas: may i? Scott: NO

What do you get when you cross a shark and a squid Nothing thats impossible

Q: Why did Captain Kirk suck his own dick? A: Nobody else was around, I guess.

Why? Why not?

Why didn't Suzie answer her mother? Suzie has a serious condition where she is mute and also severely deaf.

If bananas are purple, then what color are oranges? I am not going to tell you the answer because this joke has no significance whatsoever.

What do you call a bunch of spics playing soccer? Professional soccer players.

What did the man say to his doctor?

Why did the guy stay up all night on the internet? because hes a fat ugly bastard with no life

How do you drown in a tea cup? You find a big enough tea cup.

A little boy had a candle by his bedside. It fell over. The candle was fake, and it didn't burn down his house. When he woke up, he picked up the candle, put it back on his nightstand and had a wonderful day.

what is your moms favorite website? Wait did I say mom. Oh I'm not very sorry.

what did the bartender say to the customer? a. is it the first option b. is it the second option c. is it the third option.

what in the world is smarter than the world's smartest man? Nothing he is the smartest man.

Why did blonde cross the road? She needed to get to work.

What's red and has four letters? A stop sign

whats worse than unloading a truck of dead babies with pitch forks? Finding one alive

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