What do you call a orphan with no arms or legs in the middle of the ocean? Scrood

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It's bright in here *puts on? sunglasses* Ahhh, that's better...

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First speaker: "why are there so many anti-jokes about something walking into a bar!?!? Second speaker: "there are only a couple thousand of them." First speaker: "it is getting so damn annoying!" Second speaker: "Well, that's too bad for you" The first speaker proceeds in stabbing himself with a knife while laughing hysterecly. First speaker: "ha ha ha ha" Second speaker "emo."

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Q: If Ann has 5 apples and she gives Michael 2 apples, and then Jason comes and rapes Ann. How many apples does Ann have left? R: Who the hell cares, she needs to go to the police.

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Der Ter-Rerks, nern ter serrentersts ers "Terernerserers Rerks", wers er dernerser dert lerved ern der Certersers perrerd. Ert wers er mert erter, prering ern smerler, plernt-erterng dernersers serch ers herdrersers ernd serrerperds. Ert erser hernterd der herned herberver Tersererterps, werd erverderns erf ferts ferned ern der ferserlersed rermerns.

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1 woman and 2 guys were on a roadtrip. Every single day they would go do the same things. First go to Denny's, then to the mall, then see a horror movie. One day the woman said, "I don't want to go see the horror movie, I'm scared enough!" So the guys agreed that they'd trick the woman into going to a horror movie before Denny's. They went, and the woman was scared out of her mind. She yelled at them both for 30 minutes and to this day never speaks to them.

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Why am I telling you this joke? Because the person who did it before me mentioned that he enterted this, agreed to the Terms of Service and clicked submit - but missed out that he also typed in the capcha. Mine said: never quit.

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What did the man say to his friend when he beat him in a game of billiards? Good Game.

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haha

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What does? 42

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What do you say if you wake up and see your television floating around at night? Say,"I should probably get to sleep. This is probably an effect of sleep deprivation."

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What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? Whatever her name is.

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What Do call a dog with an e A doge

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black people swimming

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what is the difference between a bucket of shit and a black person? the bucket the bucket

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What's worse than a bad joke? A joke that end's mid sente--

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Knock knock Who's there? Justin Bieber OH MY GOD REALLY?! No.

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Whats the similarity between a bike and a black person? They are both stolen

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Q: Do you know how to save a black man from drowning? A: No. GOOD!

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Whats fleash color fleash color and fleashcolor? a naked hobo rolling down a hill

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A man walks into a bar. The ceiling was ringed with dozens of TV’s, much like your average sports bar. Unlike your average sports bar however, the TV’s were not featuring athletic competition. That is unless you consider vigorous and explicit gay sex between men hung like Tijuana mules to be a sport.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got ran over by a car.

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

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2 Priests and a Monk walk into a bar, All 3 were stabbed to death in a bar fight.

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Anti Joke

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