- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Eat a d!ck you sh!t fukk! I'm going have to ask you leave now

What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? Whatever her name is.

Why do black people like watermelon? Because it good you racist bastard!

How did Ronald McDonald die He was hit by a big mac

Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary

A buddhist walks up to a hotdog stand asks the server to make him one with everything

oh no a butt!!!!!!!!!! your stubid oh wait your right ahhhhhhhhhh

How many Jews can you fit into a car? Depending on the size of the car, you should be able to safely fit somewhere between 2 and 8.

Two penises walk into a minefield. Both are very careful with their every step and try not to be blown.

Why did the little boy throw rocks at his sister? ...Because she has cancer.

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It's good to be a scientist and great to be a biologist. However, it is never okay to be a scientologist.

Why didn't the kid return home after school? He was having a sleep-over with a bunch of his friends. Who all died from a robbery.

why did rhys jones get shot. because he was there

is it normal to be sexualy atracted to numbers?

What is red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? Pizza does not scream when it goes in the oven.

Why did the boy wipeout on his bike? An old man threw a snake in front of his tire

cerleb i wrote the one about melons!

Why didn't Jane text James? Because she was kidnapped.

knock knock come in !

Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

what movie can a retarded 8 year old play the lead role in. Zathura

Your mumma's so fat she is fat

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