A apple a day keeps gramar away.

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i've got a little something for you. in fact it's so small you can't see it. it's called spermatazoa

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Why did Hitler kill himself? He realized what he'd gotten himself into and became severely depressed

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A antijoke? The "new and better" Duke Nukem. "Power armor is for poossies! My ego is going to... ARGH! Both my arms are blown away... well Duke Nukem is too awesome! He uses his legs..ARGH MY LEGS! Well Duke Nukem is dead... but his ego will keep the remains of his corpse fighting aliens! Yeah ego!" Nukem: I got balls of fail...

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wheres an unexpected place to find sand? a human pancreas.

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What's better than winning a gold medal in the paralympics? Walking.

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Jon walked into a bar. Ouch.

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What do you call a black priest? Holy shit.

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Q: How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they are too weak to climb the ladder.

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What is purple pink and goes over 10000 miles per hour. Barnney in a tornado

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

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Why was the dog barking? Because I lit him on fire.

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What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

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Why was the Mexican in the back of a pick up truck? There were not any available seats.

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Why couldn't the little boy tie his shoes? He had no arms

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally murdered 6's entire family.

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What's invisible? A lot of stuff.

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Andi: I have a great knock-knock joke, but you need to start it. Jake: Okay...Knock-knock! Andi: Who's there? Jake: ...

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a guy went to a bar and ordered a molotov cocktail. he died.

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Q: What's worse than finding out you have genital herpes? A: Finding out your grandmother gave them to you

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Help, this is an urgent message from the S.S. Obesity. We're sinking; I can't imagine why.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, who had his car stolen and wasn't very happy so called the police.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who gives a crap?

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "I have a gambling problem."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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