- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man asks his doctor if you can die from drinking to much water. The doctor replies 'Yes you can'

What do you tell a woman who claims that she is going to yell "fire" in a crowded movie theater? That doing so could result in serious injuries or even death, and that she would be wise to reconsider her future options, as she could be held responsible for any and all problems that arise.

What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? Whatever her name is.

Knock Knock Who's there? Eat a d!ck you sh!t fukk! I'm going have to ask you leave now

What's Tyrion Lannister short for? It's not short for anything, it's his full name.

What did Soviet children dream about? Communism.

Why did the little boy fall over. Because someone shot him in the face.

why did the girl cry while watching starwars? She was being raped

Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary

How did Ronald McDonald die He was hit by a big mac

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Why didn't the kid return home after school? He was having a sleep-over with a bunch of his friends. Who all died from a robbery.

Two penises walk into a minefield. Both are very careful with their every step and try not to be blown.

A buddhist walks up to a hotdog stand asks the server to make him one with everything

How many Jews can you fit into a car? Depending on the size of the car, you should be able to safely fit somewhere between 2 and 8.

It's good to be a scientist and great to be a biologist. However, it is never okay to be a scientologist.

Why did the little boy throw rocks at his sister? ...Because she has cancer.

oh no a butt!!!!!!!!!! your stubid oh wait your right ahhhhhhhhhh

cerleb i wrote the one about melons!

knock knock come in !

why did rhys jones get shot. because he was there

What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? Pizza does not scream when it goes in the oven.

is it normal to be sexualy atracted to numbers?

Why did the boy wipeout on his bike? An old man threw a snake in front of his tire

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