Why couldn't Jimmy have his birthday party at the park? Because little Jimmy passed away several months ago from the result of a vicious genocide committed by a man who didn't properly understand the affect that maiming human beings has on the friends and family members of the person; he was sentenced to jail for a fair and reasonable time for the punishment of the crime he committed in the past.

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your car? I don't know, you should check the zoo's surveillance camera.

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What do you get when you cross a road with a car? Severe injuries or even death.

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What's worse then a missed call from your dad? A missed call from your mom.

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Why isn't Hellen Keller a good driver? She's dead.

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What did the piano say to the ice cube? Dude, get back in the freezer or you are going to melt!

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What did the traffic light say to the car? Bye.

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So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because on the other side of the road people don't question his motives

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So an Alex Gedrose walks into a bar, and orders peanut butter and jelly toast on buttermilk with extra Linda on the side.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he had heard this joke so many times that it drove him so mad that he grabbed an ice cream, stepped into the road, and was hit by a bus, purposely adding an ironic effect to his death.

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LISTEN UP PEEPS, I'M GOING TO SHOW YOU MY PASSWORD.. just as shown on screen THIS IS IT: ******* YEP just as shown on screen

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Your family tree is like a cactus, its full of pricks. ;P

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thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

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how many members of the australian greens party does it take to write legislation? none, it's already been done for them by Karl Marx

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Why did Jimmy's grandma never come home ? Her liver failed .

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Josh, this is your mother. I was wondering if you wanted me to bring my lube and strapon to bed tonight. Wait never mind about the strapon because i have my dick to use.

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Obama One Big Ass Mistake America

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Why do midgets wear condoms? To avoid unwanted pregnancies and sexually transmitted diseases.

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Why did the squirrel cross the... *Squash*

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what did the dog say to the cat nothing because dogs can`t talk and if they could talk the cat wouldn`t understand him because cats can`t talk

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why did the guy cross the road? Because he felt like it

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What did the teacher do? He taught.

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Anti Joke

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