A Jew buys something that is not on sale

Why did the chicken cross the road? Against city ordinates, an old woman was keeping chickens in her suburban back yard. One escaped, and there was no where else to go.

why was 7 afraid of 6?that is impossible it is older than six and stronger than its mother

7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,8

Why did the jew save his money? Because his wife has cancer and the radiation treatments are very expensive.

Why was Little Billy crying? He had cancer. Why was Little Sally crying? Little Billy's cancer was contagious.

Why did the black dude die? Because everyone must die at some point.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

-It ain't over till the fat lady sings -she just did -oh, I guess it's over then -k

I walk in to a bar, ask for a beer, get drunk, walk away and.... hmmm.. how could I finish the joke??..

knock knock whos there? aids aids who? aids aids who? i dont go away

Whats worse than a dumpster full of dead babies? A landfill full of dead babies.

Life is like the Titanic. You cruise along on course and everything is great -- until you hit an iceberg and 1,517 people die.

what did the unicorn say to the centaur? nothing because neither exist

Q. What did the blond say when she woke up? A. I don"t know. I wasn't there.

A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

Why did Sara fall off the swing? Sara had no arms! Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sara!

I was there when Lebron James hit a home run to win the Super Bowl.

How did the person die? He got hit by a car.

What did John say to Paul before they entered the car? "Paul, get in the car."

Sigh, at times like this I begin to ponder what I am doing with my life. I do not look that much like some anime character thingie, she is awfully cute for a anime character though.

A man walks into a bar and is slowly tearing his life apart. maybe because he is drinking poisonous acid instead of beer

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