- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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hey i just met you and this is crazy but here is my gun so get in the van

what did the gay man say to the pole? May i have this dance

A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was a nurse said, "No change. He's likely to die, too."

Why was the boy sad? Because a freak accident killed his mum his dad his best friend and he lost both his legs and is unable to feed himself

what did rishi say to jess ? GOOD ONE

Why did Lisa let go of the monkey bars? she was being molested

why did the chicken cross the road ? how else is he going to get to the other side

What is pink and smells like tuna? Salmon

Something strange in you're neighborhood. Who you gonna call? The police.

What do a purple cow and a red fire engine have in common? Both like eating pizza on Fridays, except for the red fire engine.

Roses are red, violets are red, sunflowers are red, HOLY CRAP, MY GARDENS ON FIRE!

Does your iPod have zoom on it? Yeah, but it doesn't have a camera

A Duck walks into a bar.

whats the same about a donkey and a horse? They are from the same animal classification group.

Why did the man fall off his bike? He ran into a pile of dead babies.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Light turned green, indicating that it was a safe and appropriate time to cross

whats the point of anti jokes? A: the point that it is no point

The other day I went to the holocaust museum and it was horrible No air conditioning or cold drinks

Yar! What be a pirate's favorite football team? The Steelers. I'm originally from Pittsburgh.

What did the mexican say to the black guy? He asked if he needed some drugs. Why? He was a pharmacist.

Why didn't the baby come to daycare? Because his mother got killed by spongebob

Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and a Lepricon were driving 100 MPH towards a brick wall and crash into it. Who survived? No one, they all died due to the rate of velocity that the car was traveling at.

Whats the opposite of red? Fish!

Q. What does the kool aid man say when he breaks into a wall A. Ow

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