What did Michael Jackson say to the little boys before they came to his house? Get on the ferris wheel

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If you are swimming in a tree how many dogs does it take to crack a duck? The answer is 4 because nothing rhymes with orange

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What is green and red all over? A christmas tree that is internally bleading.

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Why was the black man arrested? He was tried and convicted in a court of law for being an accessory to murder.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead... Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey... Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game...

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RECTUM? Damn near spelled "Wrecked Him" the wrong way!

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Why couldn't Jimmy ride his bike? Jimmy was a goldfish.

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the economy.

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Why can't black people get sunburned? Natural selection allowed ancient Africans to develop a darker skin shade that would counter strong UV rays.

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Roses are red, Violets are dead, I climbed through your window, I'm under your bed

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what do all black jokes start with (look left look right)

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What did Superman say to Batman when they first met? Nothing. They are not real.

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Q: why did the white man buy a burge A: cuz he was hungry

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How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None they would just beat the room for being black.

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Q) How do you kill a blue elephant? A) Shoot it with a blue elephant gun. Q) How do you kill a pink elephant? A) Hold its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun. Q) How do you kill a white elephant? A) Tickle it until it turns pink, hold its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

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woman's rights

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what do you call a muslim flying a plane a pilot

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what do u call a kid at school a school kid and i have enough of these anti jokes they are not funny

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Why did the Mexican man grow a mustache? It wasn't his choice. Men naturally grow facial hair and he ran out of razors.

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Your mom is so black, i shot a bullet at her. It came back and said i need a flashlight.

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Q: What's worse than getting jury duty? A: Getting herpies from a rabbit

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How do you entertain a bored pharaoh? (written in 1600 BCE - Westcar Papyrus) -You sail a boatload of young women dressed only in fishing nets down the Nile and urge the pharaoh to go catch a fish

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What do you call a fly with no wings? Disabled

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What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? You aren't married to a girlfriend.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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