- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

Why did the woman fall off her bike?? Because someone threw a fridge at her!!!!!!

What happens when you get your leg caught in an elevator door? Nothing. It is likely that the elevator has advanced sensory components that won't allow the door to close on your leg.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The farmer decided it was too cruel to fence in the animal, however getting run over by a car was a fate... not worse than death because it died.

Yo mama is so old, the bone structure of her spine has decayed significantly since she stopped growing and has therefore shrunken in height considerably. Her face and hands have accumulated abundant visual wear; wrinkles, and has arthritis as well.

roes are red violets are blue we have nothing in common so baby were through

You know whats funny about 9/11? Nothing.

What did Timmy want for Christmas? Parents.

Roses are red, Facebook is blue, we have mutual friends, and violets are blue and roses are red. FRIDGE

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why is this joke funny because your laughing

have you ever tried Ethiopian food? neither have they

Why was the black man running down the street with a suitcase? He was late for work.

roses are grey violets are grey i am a dog woof woof

How many immature teenagers does it take to change a light bulb? Ya mum.

2 squirrels with 2 massive boners and 1 little boner.

Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are all dead

LO AND BEHOLD!

The tooth fairy, Santa and, Justin Beiber are the same, little kids believe in them, whats wrong with America these days

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzy, she has no arms

How many chickens did Moses bring to the ark? 2

what's black and white and red all over? nothing... it's red

Why did the dinosaurs become extinct? Because they wanted to.

Whats the defination of cruelty

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