Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because goats lay eggs.

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Why did the ginger go to hell? Because after all the bullying she endured for her hair color, she felt her only option was to commit suicide.

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What smells like diarrhea and looks like poop? A rotten banana.

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Nice ass. Too bad it's cracked in the middle, though.

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Knock Knock whos there? a black man ohh ok come in

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What's the difference between Batman and a black guy? One is a guy that dresses up like a bat and fights crime and the other is just a mild-mannered person.

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Knock knock, ... Little Timmy bursts into tears, Because his parents don't love him.

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how do stick a dead baby into a blender and why???????? feet first so u can see the reaction on top.

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How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

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What is Hellen Keller's favorite movie? Around the block in 80 days.

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Why is the Asian 2nd grader sad? Her best friend was diagnosed with breast cancer. She has 3 weeks to live.

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A man gets a paternity test. It's better than beating his wife senseless due to his own insecurity.

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Roses are red, You're a failed abortion, Happy Valentines Day. :D

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Evil Witch: Hey Snow White, want an apple. Snow White: No thank you, I just ate, I'm good. Evil Witch: But its good! Snow White: No thanks, I'm good! Evil Witch: Ill put caramel on it!! Snow White: NO THANKS! Evil Witch: FINE!! The Evil Witch then pulled out an AK - 47 and violently murdered Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.

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3 guys walks into a park. Which one was holding the beer? None, all 3 guys were elementary kids

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The tooth fairy, Santa and, Justin Beiber are the same, little kids believe in them, whats wrong with America these days

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Why am I telling you this joke? Because the person who did it before me mentioned that he enterted this, agreed to the Terms of Service and clicked submit - but missed out that he also typed in the capcha. Mine said: never quit.

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Women's rights

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What should you do when your husband is staggering in the back yard Shoot him again

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Know what's worst than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Obama

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What did the dog say to the tree? Bark.

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What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? Pants.

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My cake is yummy, It's icing is blue. It will always be mine, Come close and I'll punch you. So stay away from it And you will be safe, But if you dont listen, Prepare ice for your face!

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Anti Joke

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