- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A gay man watches football.

Did you hear about the Nun in the Twin Towers? Yeah, she died too

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

What is a white supremacist's favorite color? It varies depending on the individual.

What's blue and invisible ? Nothing.... Its impossible to be iinvisible and a color

The blonde is in the park withb a rope a man passes and says what are u doing, she says im goin o hang and kill myself. the next day the man comes back and sees the blonde there alive he says i thought u were goin hang yourself she says i tried but i couldnt breathe.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

An American, a Canadian, an Afro-American and a Jew walk in a bar. They all order their favorite drink and go look for potential partners with whom they'd wish to engage in sexual relationships.

What do you say to a cat with a helmet on? Silly cat, you rhyme with hat but you shouldn't wear one.

David Cameron

What do you call a black man, an asian man, and a white man walking down the street? 3 men walking down the street.

How do you put 100 kids on a girls face ? skeet

Q: What is the first thing you do if you wake up and meet the entire justice league(!!!) Which tells you that you are the "chosen one" and that only you can save the world once your true powers awaken? A: Increase your schizo medication.

Miss Jones has 10 apples on her desk. Billy takes half of them away and runs. What does Miss Jones have? 5 apples and a complaint filed for smacking Billy with a ruler.

Why'd the gay man get fired from the sperm bank? He was repeatedly late to work.

What do you call a penguin sliding down a hill how should i know.

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Scratch and Sniff [________] smells like glass doesn't it?

Why did the duck cross the road? Because there was a gunman on the same side of the path and it would most likely be safer to avoid making eye contact

What looks like a smiley face no serously what I want to know

Why did the African boy die? He was denied any antibiotics to heal his severe case of mono and AIDS, and was living on dirty water and dirt.

knock knock who's there ?

What do a baby and a slinky have in common? They both bring a smile to your face when you push then down a flight of stairs.

What did the one stethoscope say to the other stethoscope? Nothing. Stethoscopes can't talk.

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