- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Chuck norris doesn't make his own butter he roundhouse kicks the cow and the butter comes straight out.

Knock knock Who's there Orange Orange who Orange

What is small, red all over and gets shorter by the second? A baby cutting its hair with a potato peeler

Wanna hear a joke? No? Oh

What's the difference between Jam and Jelly? You can't Jelly your dick into your girlfriend's ass.

Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent get brutally murdered.

Where did Mary go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Your mom is soo black , she can go naked to a funeral.

What's worse than being short? Being a Tutsi in 1994.

Bläeghen-Fassybìll-No?cheb!

Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

Q. What is worse than a worm in your apple? A. Hitler

How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? One second let me count them.

Why did the bald man go to hospital? Because we was getting chemotherapy

Little Johnny walked into class one day. The teacher announced their would be a pop-quiz on the declaration of independence. Johnny passed. (ic3)

I woke up in bed with someone this morning. I forget why this is a joke, but your mother is a whore.

What did the hooker say to the black guy? How long do you want it for?

two kids see a girl naked in the woods They walk away promptly to their homes and tell their mothers.

Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far from its body.

WHAT DOES A NUMBER DO WHEN IT'S HORNE? MATHDERBATION

Why did Bill correct Matt when he called him Jim? Because that wasn't his name.

Why was the boy sad? Because a freak accident killed his mum his dad his best friend and he lost both his legs and is unable to feed himself

An anti-Semite, a Jew and an American walked into the bar. The barman said: "Hi, Sara".

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

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