- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is black white and red all over? A zebra which a lion did not finish eating.

There are 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving? The police.

I like my women how I like my coffee; without a penis.

What did the frog say when it was attacked? Ribbit.

What do you call a lesbian with a penis? Justin Bieber.

So, what happens when Germany attacks France? France proceeds to slaughter the attackers mercilessly, as it was during the Feudal Ages, a time when France was Europe's superpower.

How does your sister ride a bicycle? My sister does not have any legs.

Q: What do you get when you cross Rebecca Black and a day of the week. A: a stupid song called FRIDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What does a black man and a monkey have in common? Until February 3rd 1870 neither could vote in America. Monkeys still can't.

Q: How do you make a plumber sad A: you kill his family lolololololololololol

What did the Muslim say to the Jew? Nothing, as he has been deaf since birth and is incapable of forming coherent speech.

Why didn't the boy have any pockets on? He didn't have any pants on

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Ok good, just checking. It would be a shame for your perishable foodstuffs to go bad.

Joseph Coney could die... or worse... he could do anything but that....

Why didn't the woman have a penis? Because she was female.

I know that a lot of people don't like morbid jokes, for it isn't everybody's cup of liquidized dead baby.

Person 1: Why can't a T-Rex clap? Person 2: BECAUSE THEIR ARMS ARE TOO SMALL! Person 1: No, because they are extinct dumbass

Whats the difference between a Mexican and a bench? a bench is a structure designed for sitting and a Mexican is a person born in Mexico.

A woman asked me today if I'd ever tried crazy golf. I hadn't actually ever tried it.... So I replied "no".

What's the difference between me and an animal? I'm human

what did the cat say to the potato? meow

roses are red violets are blue flowers come in many colors

Q. What do you get when you cross a bird with a human? A. Arrested.

You can pick you're friends, you can pick you're nose, but you can't run over a pedestrian.

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