- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do eagles and moles have in common? they both live underground except for the eagle!

Why couldnt the man stop the car rolling down the hill? Because he had no legs.

Wha....You probably shouldnt read the rest of this because i lie a lot (This joke deserves lots of thumbs and comments!)

What is spiky and opens up wide? The Mouth…what were you thinking you perv?

tim has no humor

Why wasn't the woman happy when she gave birth? Because she was thrown into a pool of semen 9 months ago.

Why did Jerry Sandusky rape little boys? Because his penis was hard and he needed to get his nut off quick

How can you know your roommate is gay? His dick has the taste of shit

Two dogs went out for a walk. Then their master took them home.

I wonder what mute people say to themselves. :/

A Jew walked into a bar and his cat died of aids

Hey are you from tennessee? Because I recognize your accent and I grew up there also.

whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

Do you still got what it needs to become a better leader than me Nero?

Why was the boy crying? Because he had previously driven over innocent civilians who were all constipated and had now caused a mild to extremely large shitstorm.

What did a husband do when he came home to find his wife murdering their children? Nothing. There is no excuse for domestic violence.

What did the sea say to the penguin? Nothing it just waved..

What is black and blue and doesn't like sex? The 6 year old in my basement.

Q: Why was the teacher sad? A: Because she got fired

roses are red violets are blue holy sh*t slendermans behind you

Q: What happens when the Hydro goes out? A: The Hydro goes out.

Why did little Lynn fall of her bike? Because she has no legs.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot... are you racist?

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