KANE TUCKER HAS A CHODE THE SIZE OF HIS FINGER NAIL

A man walks into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian quickly picks out such a book and hands it to him, because to deny him the book would break the conventions of a library.

Why was the boy sad? Because a freak accident killed his mum his dad his best friend and he lost both his legs and is unable to feed himself

An anti-Semite, a Jew and an American walked into the bar. The barman said: "Hi, Sara".

Why did Bill correct Matt when he called him Jim? Because that wasn't his name.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

Roses are black Violets are black I would love to see A knife in ur back

What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

WHAT DOES A NUMBER DO WHEN IT'S HORNE? MATHDERBATION

Guess what! What? huhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhu

Why did Gary have severe learning difficulties? Because his mother drank a lot of alcohol while she was pregnant, and it harmed his development significantly.

Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

How did Whitney huston die? By eating a turkey sasandwich and then put a car jump starter in the bath tub.

Two men walk into a bar and begin ordering drinks. Both men engage in polite conversation with each other. At the end of the night they each take taxi's home because they realize the potential risk they pose to others if they drive intoxicated.

Where did the little boy go on vacation? His mother's funeral.

How many cats would it take to change a lightbulb? Cats can't change lightbulbs

How do you punish Hellen Keller Move the furniture around

I do like haikus even when they are random refrigerator

What do you do if your walking into a room full of Lions and Jaguars? You stop walking.

how did the black guy get into school? he walked thru the front door.

Why did your mom fall off the swing? I shot him.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Anal

what did i get my mom for her birthday? Nothing im selfish

Why couldn't the blonde count to 70? because 69 was a mouth full:)

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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