- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

Roses are black Violets are black I would love to see A knife in ur back

A man walks into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian quickly picks out such a book and hands it to him, because to deny him the book would break the conventions of a library.

KANE TUCKER HAS A CHODE THE SIZE OF HIS FINGER NAIL

Guess what! What? huhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhu

Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

Why did Gary have severe learning difficulties? Because his mother drank a lot of alcohol while she was pregnant, and it harmed his development significantly.

What do you do if your walking into a room full of Lions and Jaguars? You stop walking.

Where did the little boy go on vacation? His mother's funeral.

I do like haikus even when they are random refrigerator

How do you punish Hellen Keller Move the furniture around

How did Whitney huston die? By eating a turkey sasandwich and then put a car jump starter in the bath tub.

how did the black guy get into school? he walked thru the front door.

Two men walk into a bar and begin ordering drinks. Both men engage in polite conversation with each other. At the end of the night they each take taxi's home because they realize the potential risk they pose to others if they drive intoxicated.

How many cats would it take to change a lightbulb? Cats can't change lightbulbs

what did i get my mom for her birthday? Nothing im selfish

whats the same between a mouse and an elephant? They are both small except for the elephant

The next person to submit a 'roses are red' 'joke', is cursed to always prematurely ejaculate from here until eternity

What's blue, white and red all over? Not a duck.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Anal

why did the baby die? It was hit by a bus and then raped by a seal.

Why couldn't the blonde count to 70? because 69 was a mouth full:)

Why did your mom fall off the swing? I shot him.

I just got robbed by an invisible man!!!!

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