- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does austin bell like it up the butt? Cause he's a cat a kitty cat meow meow meow and meow meow meow

Do I ever ask yo a question that I havn't given you the answer to Mr Hearty.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. His own feelings of inadequacy over his learning disability have driven him to drink and is driving a wedge between him and his family

Why do seagulls live by the sea? Because they wouldn't be able to live anywhere else.

why'd the chicken cross the road It didn't, it was safely placed inside a chook house

Why did the ground beef taste funny? Because little Timmy fell in the grinder.

Did you hear about that creepy guy on Facebook? He was un-friended

How come Tommy isn't allowed to sing anymore? Because he has a punctured artery, collapsed lung, fractured ribcage, and a failed organ...

A man walks into a bar, asks for a drink. He then realises that it was a metal bar and not one that serves alcoholic beverages. He then ponders the mysteries of the world and the universe.

Why was the little boy crying? Because there was a hair in his burrito

Is Mike here? Mike Hunt? Has anyone seen Mike Hunt? Yes teacher, he is home sick with the flu.

A deer looks at the ground and sees something strange. He wonders what it could be. A rabbit comes along and thinks the same. A badger promptly arrives after the rabbit and thinks the exact same. 4 seconds later they all get hit by a train.

There are 3 Chinese guys migrating to the USA, Chu, Bu and Fu. . Chu added a 'ck' to? his name and became Chuck Bu did the same thing and became Buck. Fu got sent back to china

mirror mirror on the wall who has the most desire of them all? Matt Daly!

Why didn't the tv turn on? It wasn't plugged in

How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Suck its dick.

Light travels faster than sound, thats why people look smart until they talk.

Got a card in the mail from my estranged uncle today. Yep.

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Once upon a time a was born

A lost young boy walks into a bar to ask for a map. The Bartender takes him into a room and rapes him.

What looks like mud, smells like mud and eats mud? An African

Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michaelangelo.

How do you blind an Asian man You stab him six times in each eye socket and drop cyan pepper in his eye wound.

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