- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What was the only reason a ginger ever won in a fight? It was against a Dementor.

A little boy who was sleeping in his parent's bed woke up in the middle of the night only to discover his mother performing fellatio on his father. "Mommy, mommy," he said . . . except he didn't. He said nothing, and the incident troubled him deeply for many years.

What do you get when you mix a teenager with a tanning bed? Cancer

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Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

Flawed genetics? I am just sad, but then again I am a crybaby, mind sharing a bit more with me? I mean you wont call me wont you? You are not keeping me a secret from anyone right?

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a PS3? Michael was a succesful dancer, singer-songwriter, musician, and philanthropist, whereas a PS3 is a games console.

Q: What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? A: Not struggling with a debilitating mental or physical handicap.

What do you call a kid with leukemia and no arms? Names.

Q. What do you get if you cross a suspicious person with a paranoid person? A. Who wants to know

What do you call a black man that nicks your car? All we can say is that he is called the Nig

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His name is Frosted Mike, and he neither has nor does not have a penis.

How do you drown a blonde? Intentionally attempting to drown anyone, regardless of their hair color, is murder which is illegal and morally wrong to do.

Micheal Curran...that is all.

why was 14 scared of 15? 7-8-9

Last Christmas I gave you my heart. I am still waiting for a transplant.....

Why did the welshman cross the road? To violently hump sheep.

A Nazi walks into a bar. No one really knows he's a Nazi and he doesn't talk about it that much in public, so he chats to some people then leaves after a few beers...

What did the hitler youth kid get for Christmas? An easy bake oven and a G.I. Jew.

0 1 this is a sad sad world.

Why do women go to the bathroom together? To clean their filthy pussies.

What did the blind girl say? Its dark in here.

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